2028 wish list

1) greatly increase the requirements to be an ice agent.

Done. In order to be an ICE agent you must report 2 illegal aliens. This will tie ICE recruitment to the level of illegal immigration in the country.

2) tax money fairness: greatly reduce the amount of government money going to rural areas or low income red states and re-balance it so it better matches contributions.

We get it. You're date knows what a real steak looks like and that hurt your feelings. That doesn't mean you should get the government to harm her.

3) take a hard look at farmer subsidies and cut off anyone primarily producing corn syrup.

You can buy stuff without corn syrup instead. Let the market decide.

4) remove qualified immunity from police officers.

I agree, replace it with total immunity.

5) automatic voter reg and issue a national voter ID card to every single US citizen and verify they got it.

This is handled by the states not the federal government. States rights are trans rights!

6) completely gut the dod and purge any conservatives from the department of defense that ever expressed any support for Donald Trump

Just move to China if you want them to invade so badly.

7) launch a national task force to investigate and respond to child marriage in rural/republican areas. arrest any judge that approved any child marriages.

We get it, you hate your parents.

8) launch a national voter suppression effort targeted at rural/republican areas (this would be legal, as republicans have pointed out, as it would be partisan and not racial.)

It's called gerrymandering. Did you pass civics class?