Extra challenge: Be funny

Lmfaooo tasty human u been visit upon by tha ghost of George 😱🦁😱 pass this on to 5 marsey enjoyin neighbors or the ghost of George will eat u in ur sleep tonite bb 😋🍖🍽

When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the shit out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the shit out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times total.

Reddit had a test run of this phenomenon in 2020 & 2021 when the mods of AgainstHateSubreddits and a bunch of LGBTQ subreddits were targeted with weaponised reporting.

At that time, I called for a sanity check be placed in the “user has been reported -> user gets suspended” pipeline — a human element that could double check that the report was processed appropriately and that the suspension was in fact warranted.

Who knows what they’ve done to address this problem?

Whatever it has been, it’s clearly not been enough, and it has caused a trust thermocline inversion.

Throughout 2022, they did their best to communicate to us that they value moderators - but they haven’t closed this exploit.

It’s been leveraged against moderators, against content producers, etc.

Simultaneously, communities that chronically platform hate speech are unactioned.

It’s been 3 years since they overhauled the Sitewide rules and internal policies. They need to revisit those policies and processes.

So I just spent about an hour with my face between my SO's buttcheeks, and I can't describe my state of mind as anything other than butthole drunk. My nose was buried in asscrack, and that was all I smelled (and still smell) for an hour. Fresh air feels unnatural to me right now. My head is swimming. Ears ringing. Eyes glazed over. My mouth is saturated with the taste of butthole. My heart is fluttering and I am still throbbing. Butthole did this to me. In my mind all I can think about is butthole, sucking it, tasting it, smelling it. Everything is butthole to me right now, and it feels so right. Does anyone else get this fricked up from butthole?

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnalOnlyLifestyle/comments/17pthke/does_anyone_else_get_butthole_drunk?sort=controversial

I feel like that has to be copypasta, but idk that sub really is that degenerate.

Here's another from him

If you want to take s*x to another level, press your nose against you girl's butthole before s*x. Take deep, purposeful breaths of her butthole. If you've never done this before, it will be very intense, and your brain will be telling you stop doing it, but ignore it. Feel it sting your airways and turn your brain mushy, it's a good thing. Do this for several minutes, and then notice how insanely hard you will be. Not only will your peepee be able to take better care of her butthole, but your mind will be complete obsessed with anal. The scent won't leave your nose for a while, so go ahead and give her the best buttfricking she's ever had!

https://old.reddit.com/r/AnalOnlyLifestyle/comments/17t08ul/protip_for_guys_inhale_asshole_before_anal_sex?sort=controversial

!coomers !r-slurs

Rule #1 of moderating a website:

Do Not Trust Screenshots

Do Not Trust Screen Captures

Screenshots are trivial to fake

Screen captures are trivial to fake

DUDE! we're LITERALLY MONKEYS. on a ROCK! in SPACE!!!!! WOWZA! THERE'S a BALL of LIGHT in the SKY!!!!!!! BONKERS!!!! BINGORINOS!!!!!

the recognition of a post-nut clarity implies not only the existence of a pre-nut confusion, but also a mid-nut learning experience

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your master's degree is going to be worth potty paper once your employers find out that your nudes are all over the Internet. They might be willing to excuse revenge porn or some casual nudeposting, but no reputable employer is going to hire or keep somebody who literally spams porn pics of themselves with their face included to the internet every day and has numerous public records of s*x chat to strangers. That's a PR or HR disaster waiting to happen. There are more than enough people with the same qualifications who aren't worth the risk or damage to the company's reputation.

People think its the homeless pooping on the streets of San Francisco but I was an employed software engineer making 6+ figures and pooped on the street one time since I could find a restroom.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37446214

hahaha...Only if you could feel half of what we feel, you would sit in the corner crying all day long. You won't even able to withstand our pain. And then you would understand that all INFPs are fighting emotional wars every day and night, and a mature INFP is the strongest kind of person in the world, not physically but mentally, cuz we already have faced so many more wars than others.

context https://old.reddit.com/r/infp/comments/r1wggv/tw_entj_boldness_show_me_you_are_not_the_biggest/hm16bz1/?sort=controversial

Marx was wrong, the next stage after capitalism is a grift-based economy where nobody actually has a job and money just changes hands in an endless feedback loop of people grifting and e-begging.

Like how the frick is cyber bullying real, neighbor just walk away from the screen, like neighbor close your eyes.

I can't find the original but it went like that.

I'm actually blind so I have a program that scans webpages and sends it to my auto-braille machine. When I read your comments it also gives me a rough estimation of what you look like and right now it's saying that you're fat and gay.

Carp would have loved this if he was still alive.

Brevity is the soul of wit, and the death of rdramastrags