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Never mind that this was a country built on slavery, that it enshrined the rights of landed white men from the get go, to the exclusion of women, minorities and the poor — nor that its architecture was facilitated by the genocide of indigenous populations. Never mind that the legacy of America’s inequitable origins were omnipresent in tonight’s speech, from racialized police brutality to the assault on reproductive rights. In fact, nothing could be more American than inequality. If there’s one idea this country is built on, it’s that.

Yeah, I mod some hentai subreddits not because of a power trip, or thinking Reddit cares, but because… where the frick else am I gonna foster kink or fandom-porn communities? Facebook? Lmfao no. YouTube? That’s not right. Twitter? Yeah no, frick that. There’s analogous ones, sure, but it’s twitter. The format was trash before Elon took over, and now that he has… no. Tumblr? Oh! I came from that! Because they banned the fricking porn! And spawned a demented new form of purity culture! So, off the list! Internet forums? Growth is pretty impossible these days, and growth means more people getting into it because of the community and then making art for the subcategories of porn so… yeah that’s the appeal beyond human interaction? The more popular a kink is, the more common content exists for it, so the more people that end up into it, the more stuff to my tastes there is?

Source: https://archive.ph/GvQ1b

Kid just shut the frick up, judging by what you post on twitter, it seems like ur family hates you. I can also see you retweeted an LGBTQ post, well i can tell you’re not making it into heaven LOL. Btw digital art fricking sucks, it isn’t an “opinion” it’s called “fax”.

Where do I even get started, you’re literally “neurodivergent” I see that ur autism is effecting you pretty badly. Like bro, you’re literally identifying as “Multi-gender” it’s like me saying i identify as a “Chinchilla”. Pretty stupid right?

Just saw this. I'm a member of and contribute to the NAACP, and NARF, among other charities and organizations (NARAL, my local food banks, and our local homeless shelter, among others), so this whitey is trying to be better.

The tail is wagging the dog. This is the state of education. And I've been thinking about whether this is the result of decades-long movements that promote individualism over collective interests, choice over service, personal needs over public health, fascism over civil discourse, and reparative justice over ACTUAL and meaningful justice. (These are problems that spring from misguided ideologies on BOTH sides of the political spectrum.) All this of course is coupled with the social disasters wrought by covid.

We all (or most of us) want equity. Most of us want to be culturally relevant. Most of us want to help our most troubled and angry students find a better way for themselves, to hear out their problems, to model pro-social behaviors. We all want to be physically and mentally healthy, and we cannot be expected to solve the ills of society. Certainly not alone.

We want to TEACH because we are TEACHERS. What we are NOT are the following:

-Punching bags -Political footballs -Enemies of progress -Easily replaced laborers

We need more support from admin, school boards, and parents. We are on the side of good. We need your help and your alliance. Now!

i don't like ch1ld m0lesters but i respect them more than ppl who watch an1me. at least they lack inhibition but ppl who watch an1me are just pathetic scum. some1 like chiobu dreams of m0lesting k1ds but is too cowardly to do it so he's both a p3dofile nd a wimp

My dad quit xanax cold turkey after years of heavy daily use and he didn't sleep for like a week and went insane and thought people were after him and said the vents were playing music for him and he shaved the dogs head because he said he was overheating and he was in the psych ward for 2 weeks

Yaoi is bad and will be abolished under socialism but it's probably not worth yelling at people over during a time of assault on LGBT rights.

FRICK YOU ALL TO HECK

Oh just a woman here telling you frickers I AM NOT A BABY MACHINE. You caused this and you will rot in heck for it

They're not babies. Do you have a PhD in biology because I do. So shut your fricking face. If there's a God he'll smite you for killing women.

Can't go there if there isn't one. Religion is a myth. Pick up a book some time. You people deserve to die.

"look at the big picture

hey, I've been a memeber of this community for a while, but before anyone downvotes immediately because your part of the "anti-p-do brigade" listen, we are such a small part of the problem it's laughable, there are 60,000 reported cases of sexual assault on minors in america alone on a yearly basis, and an estimated 31% of cases are reported, meaning around 180,000 cases yearly, I understand that looking at these cartoon characters is still weird, but also remember that most of us arent here for the weird butt children children, but mostly lori, leni, and sometimes luna, aged 17, 16, and 15 respectively, yes, there are people who post lincoln banging lily, and I personally find that disturbing, but there are only about 1000 members in this comunity, meaning that we, a group of eople who (I hope) none have ever touched a child in any of these ways, but even if we ALL we fricked up people doing this irl we'd only be 0.6 percent of the cases in america, but (hopefully) none of us have ever done that, again, I know its wrong to be looking at this, but there are people doing this in REAL LIFE that you could put your attention to instead, you are trying to help children, I get that, but these children arent real, while the real ones go missing because of the real sickos who do it, and dont bring them back, again, you are trying to help, and I personnally support that, but you need to consider, what will happen if your little rebelion works? we'll move to different subs, or different social media and start over again, but you need to realize shit talking a bunch of strangers wont help anything, because while we are A problem, we are not THE problem, and federal law states that unless the animated character are in obscene situations it can not be deemed illegal, so basically, lincoln fricking lily, bad, lori getting gang banged by thirty guys?, perfectly legal in any state with age of consent being 17 or over, sid chang showing her panties to the camera? thats legal as, while made for sexual purposes, does not actually depict any intercourse and or sexual contact, there are things on this subreddit that is defiantely, 100% illegal, but most of it is legal, just edgy, and thats what needs to be understood, if you want to fix the real problem? go find a real p-do and chop them up before feeding them to the pigs (you'll need to hide their teeth, the pigs dont eat those, but every other bone they will) but you just chop em up, feed em to some pigs, and hide the evedince by either burying it where they'd never look, or hire a hitman, but please, dont come barging at our subreddit like a hurricane saying we are all fricked up, it's weird, some of the stuff is plain wrong or even illegal, but as a community I think we can clear up the posts that go too far, and limit it to only the acceptable ones, anti-p-do brigade, loud house nsfw members, and hopefully admin of this sub, please, dont ignore this, read it, I dont care about the upvotes or downvotes, I just want to look at loris boobs and not be called a sick frick, I'm going to TRY to message the sub creator and see if I can talk him into being more strict with the posting, but I have no Idea if he'll go for it, but I hope we can try to move past this with some decency"

In response to criticism of /r/gravityfallsr34 (a show thats mostly KIDS)!

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not. It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of r-slurs. r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."

you suck. you suck balls. but not good balls. you suck tumor ridden, hairy, smegma coated sweaty balls that hang from the demon of ego. the sweaty, smelly, flabby, toxic demon of ego. you constantly masturbate your bent, small peepee constantly, in order to feel any joy. this peepee of yours is filled with old crusty c*m, that you shove back in everytime someone insults you on the internet. fondling your flabby, saggy man boobs, you pleasure yourself to the thought of trolling millions on the internet, something that is so insignificant that you had to convince yourself that it was more important than your well being. youre the kinda guy to rub your pupils with your own semen, to use your saliva as hand sanitizer, to use your snot as your morning coffee. you seemingly forgot what reddits TOS meant, and can get away with it because of your awesome, amazing, well earned power, that totally bears significance over the lives of millions, but unbeknownst to you, no one actually cares. no one cares if youre a reddit mod, because no one wants to be around you in the first place. youre the kinda guy to unironically dip your sweaty c*m ridden testicles into sulfiric acid for your my little pony waifu. you probably take shits in your adult diaper and leave the shit to get crusty so you can have a snack for later. you probably abuse your mother, in fact, youve probably abused her into suicide. because not even your mother wants to LIVE in the presence of her own son. you should be ashamed of who you are. youre lucky youre anonymous, because you still have a slight chance at becoming a better person, but i dont see that myself. youve dedicated your life to reddit and are wasting it away. when you look back when you grow old, what will you see? not much, because being on reddit 24/7 is the most boring and repetitive and sad task that anyone can accomplish. you think youre one of the greatest people on reddit, yet you still dont get paid for what is apparently "what youre meant to do." if you were meant to do it, then you would actually be respected, probably get paid, and also actually maybe have a decent life. but youve thrown that all out the window. youd rather be a bigot online, towards people youll never see, because you think its funny. its not. its just really fricking annoying. youre a sad sack, a joke, and an outcast. you actually fricking suck.

Sweet merciful glory! Is there nowhere one can be free from seeing mens's unpacked parcels?! Unsolicited peepee picks weren't enough?! Show up for an audition? Peepee! On a Zoom call for work? Peepee! Spa day with your daughter? Peepee! Going to comb your hair before an appointment with a legislator? Peepee! Where will Wee Willy Winkie pop up next?

Add new snappy quote: “Pasteurization is nutritional circumcision”

Buzzword is, itself, a buzzword now.

Darn, you know what?

You caught me. You flat-out caught me. It's time to come clean.

Let me tell you a little bit about how I go through my day, which is also how literally every other moderator goes through theirs.

I wake up in my dingy, unwashed bed (which is covered with suspicious stains), then immediately scream for my mother to come downstairs and tell me that I’m a special boy. Once I feel sufficiently better than everyone else, I log in to Reddit, where I go through all of the top-secret communiques that I receive from whichever political party you personally dislike. Having accepted my marching orders, I motivate myself by going to town on my own backside with an anime-style figurine; a doll which looks vaguely like the world leader you most abhor. Then it’s time to get to work.

Pushing a narrative which irritates you – yes, specifically you – is obviously my first priority… but if a totalitarian regime which controls another country, religious group, or corporation has sent me enough money, I take whatever steps I can to promote or censor anything that’s even tangentially related to what they’ve highlighted for me. If the entity in question also happens to have a very small minority stake in Reddit (or if one of the site’s executives has rumored ties to their organization), then I make sure to publicly fellate them whilst simultaneously denying their influence. The more sucking that I do, the more cash I receive!

Mind you, I don’t actually spend any of that loot, because moving out of my parents’ basement would mean that I wouldn’t get that crack-of-noon ego-stroking anymore. No, rather than using those ill-gotten gains to improve my lot in life, I sculpt them into life-size (and anatomically correct) sculptures – using copious amounts of my own neck-sweat as glue – of the various public figures whose actions or perspectives anger you.

Anyway, once I’ve made certain that my corrupt overlords are pleased, I start looking for ways that I can ruin individual users’ days. Randomly removing posts (and then pretending that they were in violation of some invisible rules) is the only way that I can become aroused, after all, and I need to stand at my full, massive two inches if I’m going to be able to reach myself past all of my stomach fat. Having come to attention, I put on my self-pleasure hat – which is a trilby, of course – and start banning people who disagree with my opinions.

Those opinions having been carefully structured to go against yours, of course.

It’s time for a break by that point, so I spend an hour or three lecturing my waifu body-pillow about a given social trend that makes people (again, specifically you) upset. She’ll usually offer some kind of counterargument, which means that I need to throw an impotent tantrum. Whenever that happens, my only solace comes by way of somehow abusing my awesome Internet powers, typically while gorging myself on junk food, soda, and heaping handfuls of straight-up lard. Don’t ask me how that abuse actually manifests, though, because I’ll silence all of the remarkably insightful questions that you send my way. The thing is, I’ve never heard any of them before... and since my hidden masters haven’t told me how to respond, my only option is to screech at my computer monitor as I wildly flail around.

Those eight seconds of exertion tend to bring me pretty close to unconsciousness, so I have to completely ignore the communities that I govern for a while, thereby allowing a multitude of posts and comments to go through unchecked. Fortunately, they’re only ever submissions which you (once more, specifically you) find distasteful, so it still counts as a victory. At the same time, though, if you try to submit anything – especially if it’s entirely adherent to those invisible rules that I mentioned earlier – I’ll wheeze my way back into a semi-upright position for just long enough to mete out another completely unwarranted ban.

Finally, once all of that is done, I kill myself, frequently by dying in a fire. Getting the suggestion to do so dozens (or even hundreds) of times a day just proves to be too much for my utterly unfathomable intellect to handle, so I eventually succumb to the sweet embrace of death.

Besides, it’s the only way that I can get to sleep at night.

TL;DR: You don’t need to read this, because you’ve already decided that you know it all.

I have noticed that although I have 300 followers, I am not receiving 300 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to upvote. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to like my most recent posts. After two consecutive strikes your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. Three consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation." Think about your actions.

Are you sure that’s a wise course of action? I’m a very powerful rdramatard. I have hundreds of alts, off shore stashes of dramacoin in the hundreds of thousands , connections with moderators, admins, the most elite users. I founded House Racist from nothing. I laid waste to House Vampire and Tore down their leadership. I’ve read the rdramanomicon from front to cover. I’ve written my own verse in perfect Marseyglyphics.

I have challenged and defeated Pizzashill. I have read every Lawlzpost ever written. I have even gone toe to toe with Snappy. I have more badges than you will ever see in your life. I have recieved every negative award and marched onward unwavering.

Do not be in such a rush to make enemies especially dangerous enemies.

why is there a thread about me on your stupid website? im better looking than most of you idiots i mean i was a male model at one point in my life, im not a racist, and i dont even nerd out on the computer.

The abbreviation of "MarseyIsMyWaifu" as "mimwee" instead of "mimw" can be attributed to several factors, including linguistic considerations, aesthetic appeal, and the desire for a unique and memorable acronym. Let's delve into these reasons in more detail.

Firstly, the choice of abbreviation may have been influenced by the phonetic structure of the original phrase. "MarseyIsMyWaifu" consists of multiple syllables and has a melodic flow when pronounced. In order to create an abbreviation that retains some of the original essence, it makes sense to choose a shortened form that preserves the sound and rhythm. "Mimwee" achieves this by retaining the soft "m" sound at the beginning, followed by the vowel sound "i" from "Is" and the "m" sound from "My." This combination ensures that the abbreviation still captures the essence of the original phrase.

Secondly, aesthetics play a role in the choice of abbreviation. The term "mimwee" has a visually appealing quality due to the repetition of the letter "m" and the symmetry it creates with the double "ee" at the end. Aesthetics can greatly impact the memorability and recognition of a term, making it more likely to stick in people's minds. By opting for an abbreviation that is visually appealing, it becomes easier to associate it with the original phrase and reinforce its recognition.

Furthermore, the desire for uniqueness and distinctiveness may have influenced the choice of "mimwee" over a more straightforward abbreviation like "mimw." In a vast online landscape filled with numerous abbreviations and acronyms, having a distinctive abbreviation can set a phrase apart and make it stand out. "Mimwee" provides a unique and uncommon acronym that is less likely to be confused with other abbreviations, thus enhancing its individuality and making it more memorable.

Lastly, the adoption of "mimwee" as the abbreviation for "MarseyIsMyWaifu" could be attributed to personal or community preferences. Language and communication are constantly evolving, shaped by the individuals and communities that use them. It is not uncommon for online communities or individuals to create their own abbreviations or acronyms as a form of self-expression or to establish a sense of belonging. By creating a distinctive abbreviation, individuals or communities can solidify their unique identity and reinforce their connection to the phrase or concept being abbreviated.

In summary, the choice of "mimwee" as the abbreviation for "MarseyIsMyWaifu" can be attributed to a combination of factors, including the desire to preserve the phonetic structure, aesthetic appeal, the pursuit of uniqueness, and personal or community preferences. By considering these aspects, the creators of the abbreviation aimed to create a memorable and distinctive acronym that captures the essence of the original phrase while being visually and phonetically pleasing.

What's interesting is you complain about OP's use of 'blatant sexism' and yet you're quite happy to use a derogatory slur at the team of volunteer moderators on this subreddit.

Go ahead and run to the admins if you feel so inclined. Their backlog is ~16 days at the moment; this post will stay for the foreseeable future unless a) OP decides to remove it or b) Reddit decides to pull it.

I suggest you find other subreddits more suitable to your demeanour.

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The reason the European birth rate collapsed is because you can’t make a baby in a guy’s butt.

"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

Dont ever call us strags again. This is not rDrama or Deux and were not here to be another childish playtoy for you. If you rubbed those two braincells you have togeher, you would realize that.

source: https://lgbdropthet.com/post/80/strag-lives-matter/303?context=8#context

You may think larping as bardfinn is funny, but It also happens to be a federal crime. The fbi is currently building their case against you for impersonating an unpaid internet moderator.

Take that thong out ya bussy playa

From https://twitter.com/TheRoaringRex/status/1646571813470625793#m

You are no artist.

You are not creative.

You are someone with no passion.

You are not an artist but a thief.

Either pick up a pencil of whatever kind or drop this AI art that I can only call a sad excuse of human passion.

You are no artist.

No need to get emotional because I highly likely have a higher total 'and' you scored 89 IQ on WAIS III Matrix Reasoning. Perhaps that's the reason you have a little trouble understanding my logical arguments.

I promise you for an absolute fact that I will never regret telling you to jump off a bridge. I don't care if you actually did it and left behind children. I am absolutely fricking tired of people like yourself. Be better.

I feel like I tried everything. I work at a warehouse and walk about 5 miles a day, the rest of the day I am standing still/moving minimally. I have an apron belly and the chafing I get from sweat and friction is really terrible in the crease from my belly and thighs. Its red and bumpy, painful, sometimes it bleeds. I shower daily and let the area dry before applying the super monkey butt powder, but its never gets any better. I've tried different types of underwear, baby powder, monkey butt powder, aquaphor antibiotic ointment, fragrance free lotions, shaving the area, not shaving the area. Nothing fricking works. I am so tired of being uncomfortable.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up education debt my name is katy but u can call me t3h MiLLenIAL!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 34 years old (im way too broke 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 wish i could start a f4mily w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite past time (after crying lol..)!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here misery luvs cmopany!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h MiLLenIAL

AT LEAST I HAVE A LIFE, YOU ARE DISGUSTING, YOU MUST BE SO FRAGILE, DO YOU FEEL COOL?! IS THAT WHAT IT TAKES?!

from https://old.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/se7wr8/today_my_normally_nonconfrontational_husband?sort=controversial