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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] My girlfriend is threatening to break up with me unless I get a circumcision

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26M and 22F. You've been dating for 5 years meaning you were 21 and she was 17 when you started dating?Is no one else going to mention that? (252)

Yes thats correct. In hindsight, should've been a red flag that she didn't want to date people her own age. At the time, my peepee was doing the thinking. (-69)

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The only way I'd say your girlfriend might be right is if your hygiene was lacking due to the phimosis. Noone likes an UTI given by old smegma, and then you'd need a real good plan how to address that.Other than that - time for you to find someone else to fulfill your dreams. (141)

I rinse my peepee thoroughly with warm water and it looks fairly clean to me. (-56)

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Why did you go after a minor? That's the real red flag (50)

She went after me and I didn't say no (-50)

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Of course not. It's clear that her preference is "I don't want to get an infection." I can't believe how many people demonize her. One of my friends' ex had the same issue as him, and she said it stunk really bad, and she was getting infections because of it (this never happened with other bfs she had). Ultimately, she left because of this (149)

Yeah there's a lot of stuff missing here. I had a boyfriend once who's toenail wouldn't grow. He didn't have a rampant fungus problem but that one toenail did. My first suggestion was to go to the doctor, they have easy solutions for it. He kept googling household hacks and trying to fix it himself. It wasn't even a โ€žhis body is bothering me" issue. It was that I was just so freaking tired of it as a constant topic of conversation, ie him telling me he'd made progress, he thinks apple cider vinegar would work, he is going to shave it down, no it's gotten worse now etc etc etc etc. it was so freaking stupid. My response to all of it was โ€žgo to the doctor". He finally did and it went away right away. It wasn't a topic again. But I did break up with him anyways just because of the frustration. I can imagine if this is something that bothers both of them, and the โ€žself help measures" are constantly a topic and taking over their lives more than it should, and the self help mea... (48)

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The amount of people jumping at the chance to tell you to dump her...sheesh.The whole thing reeks of "I love you and i don't want to leave you, but your peepee stinks so bad I'm going to have to do it if you don't get it fixed."And remember,ย  just because she doesn't love the smell of your fromunda cheese smelling peepee, doesn't mean there aren't millions of other women out there that will also not love it. Just snip it and get it over with. If she's not worth more than a piece of peepee skin to you,ย  maybe the next one will be.ย  (51)

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She apparently keeps getting UTI's I heard from other comments OP is a knob head (125)

Dude straaaiiight up OP has a nasty peepee if she's getting nonstop UTIs.My wife's ex gave her UTIs all the time and she really thought something was wrong with her til she stopped fricking him and stopped getting UTIs.Dude was lazy, didn't clean shit, barely cleaned himself if ever, truly pathetic.And the rest of ya, watch your mouth if you come asking why she stayed, abusive people abuse people into thinking they'll never find a way out of their situation without the abuser's help.Like my first thought is OP is a nasty little dude who's mad his gf wants him to shower or do anything that makes her life easier. (78)

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OP you're literally garbage for not putting ALL of the info in your post, and letting people dog your girlfriend.

You cannot retract your foreskin all the way, or clean all of it. You're not even using soaps that are okay to use when cleaning, so all of that peepee cheese has been hiding.

It's messing with her body, her vaginal flora, and she is telling you it stinks.

Be honest with yourself and talk to a doctor to get it figured out. You're only harming yourself and your partner/future partners with giving them UTIs and shit.

Nasty as frick. All of the people in this comment section are also delusional for trashing her so hard when you're literally the problem.

Op never had the brains to learn how to wank properly

I doubt he has brains enough to care about his mountains of cheese

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"vagina flora" sounds disgusting, like do you have carrots growing out of your c*nt?

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:#marseyno: - Vagina

:#marseythumbsup:- Bussy :marseycoveryourass:

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It refers to your microbiome

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Oh it's normal. You have skin flora, gut flora, mouth flora, etc.

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Kitty flowers do be pretty fugly. The thorns on the roses also shred her c*nt when you pull them out.

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Sounds like the kind of situation that only two kilos of benzos could fix :marseydoctor:

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Lol as much as I hope OP is a smegma stench enjoyer this has got to be bait. Even if it's real he's still baiting the whole thread by feigning ignorance about his rot peepee.

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Yeah, that's definitely a rage bait thread.

Reddit's AI is getting good. Almost, too good.

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