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26M and 22F. You've been dating for 5 years meaning you were 21 and she was 17 when you started dating?Is no one else going to mention that? (252)
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The only way I'd say your girlfriend might be right is if your hygiene was lacking due to the phimosis. Noone likes an UTI given by old smegma, and then you'd need a real good plan how to address that.Other than that - time for you to find someone else to fulfill your dreams. (141)
I rinse my peepee thoroughly with warm water and it looks fairly clean to me. (-56)
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Why did you go after a minor? That's the real red flag (50)
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Of course not. It's clear that her preference is "I don't want to get an infection." I can't believe how many people demonize her. One of my friends' ex had the same issue as him, and she said it stunk really bad, and she was getting infections because of it (this never happened with other bfs she had). Ultimately, she left because of this (149)
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She apparently keeps getting UTI's I heard from other comments OP is a knob head (125)
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this is bait but very funny
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top tier bait
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I gotta give the author credit, I've never seen the smegma bait angle before.
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Sounds like the kind of situation that only two kilos of benzos could fix
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Lol as much as I hope OP is a smegma stench enjoyer this has got to be bait. Even if it's real he's still baiting the whole thread by feigning ignorance about his rot peepee.
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"vagina flora" sounds disgusting, like do you have carrots growing out of your c*nt?
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It refers to your microbiome
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Oh it's normal. You have skin flora, gut flora, mouth flora, etc.
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Kitty flowers do be pretty fugly. The thorns on the roses also shred her c*nt when you pull them out.
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Yeah, that's definitely a rage bait thread.
Reddit's AI is getting good. Almost, too good.
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Also, this is what the circ-foids don't want you to know:
Don't let them rob you of your true potential kings.
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That's the correct way too measure you're peepee. @Sneedman say this as a feminist ally.
Formerly Chuck's.
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Swap the genders of OP and this reply would've gotten 500 upkongs instead of the -50
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Would probably get -10 upkongs idk
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They could both get circumcised.
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Uh uh. That's
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Basic unwashed peepee doesn't really cause UTIs, does it? Frequent UTIs can frick up fertility. I feel like India has a lot of guys who don't wash their peepee and their foids certainly aren't having problems conceiving.
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no of course not. female genitalia mutilation is a cultural behavior made to stop young women from seeking sexual contact due to discomfort.
i dont see why people believe male mutilation would be any different.
basically, Joey no touchy!
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Meme gender
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I'd be stretching that shit 24/7 before I considered cutting it off. Even if you tear it from overstretching, you were just going to cut it off anyway.
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The foreskin should remain intact. @Sneedman say this as a feminist ally.
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They call him "Cheese stick". They call him "COVID peepee". They call him "Stinkpeepee".
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That's not my name!
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Not only is it bait with good sneed, it's really showing how fricking stupid women are in regards to their own fricking anatomy. Even a fricking disgusting unwashed dog looking dong isn't how UTIs occur. Every single one of these people claiming they had issues with it are fricking dumb. They're different holes and if they were peeing after fricking they wouldn't have problems.
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They are the same foids that think they have a UTI if they pee a lot that day and they cure it by drinking cranberry juice 100% from concentrate.
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Good bait. Props to OP for not going with the "His body his choice" angle, that way you know it went through the minds of everyone that immediatly went
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all those people should get circumcized at neck level
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Please gentlemen, remember that no girl is worth getting circumcised over. Preserve you're precious foreskin. @Sneedman say this as a feminist ally.
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This all the proof you need that the Jews are right about everything. Trans lives matter
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Obvious bait lol
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Hello, Utah..
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Yes thats correct. In hindsight, should've been a red flag that she didn't want to date people her own age. At the time, my peepee was doing the thinking.:
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I rinse my peepee thoroughly with warm water and it looks fairly clean to me.:
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She went after me and I didn't say no:
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Yeah there's a lot of stuff missing here. I had a boyfriend once who's toenail wouldn't grow. He didn't have a rampant fungus problem but that one toenail did. My first suggestion was to go to the doctor, they have easy solutions for it. He kept googling household hacks and trying to fix it himself. It wasn't even a โhis body is bothering me" issue. It was that I was just so freaking tired of it as a constant topic of conversation, ie him telling me he'd made progress, he thinks apple cider vinegar would work, he is going to shave it down, no it's gotten worse now etc etc etc etc. it was so freaking stupid. My response to all of it was โgo to the doctor". He finally did and it went away right away. It wasn't a topic again. But I did break up with him anyways just because of the frustration. I can imagine if this is something that bothers both of them, and the โself help measures" are constantly a topic and taking over their lives more than it should, and the self help mea...:
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The amount of people jumping at the chance to tell you to dump her...sheesh.The whole thing reeks of "I love you and i don't want to leave you, but your peepee stinks so bad I'm going to have to do it if you don't get it fixed."And remember,ย just because she doesn't love the smell of your fromunda cheese smelling peepee, doesn't mean there aren't millions of other women out there that will also not love it. Just snip it and get it over with. If she's not worth more than a piece of peepee skin to you,ย maybe the next one will be.ย :
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Dude straaaiiight up OP has a nasty peepee if she's getting nonstop UTIs.My wife's ex gave her UTIs all the time and she really thought something was wrong with her til she stopped fricking him and stopped getting UTIs.Dude was lazy, didn't clean shit, barely cleaned himself if ever, truly pathetic.And the rest of ya, watch your mouth if you come asking why she stayed, abusive people abuse people into thinking they'll never find a way out of their situation without the abuser's help.Like my first thought is OP is a nasty little dude who's mad his gf wants him to shower or do anything that makes her life easier.:
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