You, working honestly
Government KING clicking delete on a legitimate email (most work xhe's done this week)
They're too nice
Smartest fed
Dipshit deep dive!
Meet /u/aqua410, Baltimore bureaucrat par excellence
Given the area code and how much she loves her sassy black woman gifs, you'd think she's one herself...
Besides not knowing how to google "metadata", she's doesn't know FB owns whatsapp:
Or why people don't just hack Elon Muskrat out of existence
Life is hard for a black woman in tech
She makes up for that small lapse by being extremely knowledgeable on laws:
Early life
Jews take great pride in being מאמינים בני מאמינים "believers, the sons of believers" - an unbroken lineage of faith in and loyalty to G-d from the times of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
Similarly, this middle aged mammy is unfireable, the daughter of unfireables:
Sadly, they're not supportive enough of her having to... go back to work
She shuffles around lazily between agencies
Deleting every email she doesn't like
Pooping up everything she touches
Unfortunately, the country will fall apart if we can't reach her after 3:30 pm
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Which of the following metaphors best describes the role of HR in an organization?
backbone
visceral fat
metastasized stage 4 lymphoma
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Lol HR of HR holy moly do they know how much no one likes HR. Not even the commies or even the neolibs.
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"The HR of HR" is potentially the biggest insult you could give to an organization: produces nothing, overly focused on compliance, etc. etc. I hope DOGE blows through there first.
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The non political civil servants who were there to thwart the will of the people's elected represetives, huh?
Tell me the part again where the Deep State totes isn't a thing you schizo rightoids.
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Then don't call them schizo shit like the deep state. Call them embedded career civil servants
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It Turns Out the 'Deep State' Is Actually Kind of Awesome
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/19/opinion/trump-deep-state.html
https://archive.ph/QiEHW
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Deep state has been used by respected academics like Skowronek, it's a valid term.
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Oh then keep sounding crazy
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Not Skowronek pilled, opinion disregarded.
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But I thought everything is political![:marseythinkorino: :marseythinkorino:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseythinkorino.webp)
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I almost made the fedpost of all fedposts reading this line
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So HR like you wouldn't believe
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You may know the Office of Personnel Management as the reason you have to check whether you are Latinx or non-Latinx on every fricking thing.
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She could be Steve's soulmate![:daydream: :daydream:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/daydream.webp)
Hey /u/aqua410 give /u/bardfinn a DM
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I hate that these people make low 6 figs 😡
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*made
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Redditors outraged that drumpf might actually fire them for not listening to his orders is.. something
Especially coming from people merely fired people over personal tweets. They're not even being targetted for their opinions yet, just for not wanting to serve the president
I kinda wish all of them got fired so they find real jobs and reddit moderator positions open up![:marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyembrace.webp)
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why do HR wamen have a big booty
that i want to stick
my 4 incher into ![:marseyinsane: :marseyinsane:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyinsane.webp)
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Because their booties are made of fat and they sit at a desk eating Oreos all day.
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Four inches? This is very unsettling
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Maybe if they stopped secretly undermining the policies of the government, they wouldn't need to be purged.
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Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1ibbbh7/this_was_posted_about_opm_in_our_union_chat/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
/u/aqua410:
ghostarchive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
מאמינים בני מאמינים:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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GOOD Marsey
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It will be SO funny if Trump ends up being a dictator
The egg on our faces
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The head of the executive branch assumes control of the executive branch?
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