You, working honestly 
Government KING clicking delete on a legitimate email (most work xhe's done this week) 
They're too nice 
Smartest fed 
Dipshit deep dive!
Meet /u/aqua410, Baltimore bureaucrat par excellence
Given the area code and how much she loves her sassy black woman gifs, you'd think she's one herself...
PSYCH!
Balding white b-word
Probably lightskin tho
Besides not knowing how to google "metadata", she's doesn't know FB owns whatsapp:
Or why people don't just hack Elon Muskrat out of existence 
Life is hard for a black woman in tech 
She makes up for that small lapse by being extremely knowledgeable on laws:
Early life
Jews take great pride in being ΧΧΧΧΧ ΧΧ ΧΧ Χ ΧΧΧΧΧ ΧΧ "believers, the sons of believers" - an unbroken lineage of faith in and loyalty to G-d from the times of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.
Similarly, this middle aged mammy is unfireable, the daughter of unfireables:
Sadly, they're not supportive enough of her having to... go back to work 
She shuffles around lazily between agencies
Deleting every email she doesn't like
Pooping up everything she touches
Unfortunately, the country will fall apart if we can't reach her after 3:30 pm 
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Which of the following metaphors best describes the role of HR in an organization?
backbone
visceral fat
metastasized stage 4 lymphoma
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why do HR wamen have a big booty
that i want to stick 
my 4 incher into 
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Four inches? This is very unsettling
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Because their booties are made of fat and they sit at a desk eating Oreos all day.
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