magic faucet true believers in thread Daddy saves California :marseyhappening:

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Oh nevermind all he did was turn on a few federal pumps that had been down for maintenance for three days :marseyteehee:

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Yeah California commie resisters would never lie about their favorite guy Trump and they would absolutely never make r-slurred rules about the water as a natural resource!

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There is no magical faucet you just turn on to change all of the water from going into the ocean to instead greening the state California has not been droughting itself to give fish something to drink AAAAAHHHHHH

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Why need magic? Wouldn't a reserve of some sort fit the same bill? No where in your redditor brain do you see Cali withholding water in some place for some awesome leftist idiotic reason like preserving a local basin?

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These are federal pumps

Newsom has no control over them

They were down for maintenance for three days (three days ago, Trump was President)

The army corps of engineers is not "sending in the military"

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So fresh water isn't being diverted to protect the delta basins ecology?

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What does bringing federal pumps back online after a long weekend's worth of maintenance have to do with Newsom

What does restoring what was in existence during the fires improve

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You are using California claims after Trump called out California diverting fresh water into the ocean to protect the delta basin lmao.

1. There is no magic faucet

2. Yes they are diverting water but they are federal pumps newsome can't touch

3. If we don't divert the water it will harm the ECOSYSTEM!!!!!

The narcissist prayer lol

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Choose 1:

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Whichever one makes Pizzashill more mad

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:#tayaaa: The feds were all working from home and were too fat and lazy to turn the pumps on, so Trump ordered the military to kick in their doors and get their butts to the pump office to turn the water on, and it worked!!!!

:#marseycomfy: Trump-sama saved the day again. !trump2024

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The fact that you had to "poll" it means you are just as r-slurred as us.

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This is a great diagram of how a shitlibs brain works internally, lol.

"What magic fountain does le orange Trump have?!?!"

Then

"IT WAS ONLY OFF FOR THREE DAYS!"

Next up

"LE HECKUN BASIN SMELT! LE HECKUN RED SKIN NATIVE CULTURE!"

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Love when people say they "used AI models for research", which tries to sound like they started with a thesis, conducted focused research, and designed a model for evaluation with controls to limit bias and identify false positives, when what they actually mean is, "I googled it."

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I googled it after reading his tweet so that makes me superior thanks for noticing

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I don't have anything to add here, but when I was thinking of a response I called you Trump instead of Carp in my head, and I thought you might want to know.

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