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I trust everyone understands the seismic impact of what's occurring here with Trump effectively letting the water that's been long diverted into the ocean, to flow down into California.
— AwakenedOutlaw⚒️ (@AwakenedOutlaw) January 28, 2025
Imagine the visible impact this will cause as the state greens quickly and the water flows… pic.twitter.com/rDy3AEYmvi
Oh nevermind all he did was turn on a few federal pumps that had been down for maintenance for three days 
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Yall neighbors thought he wouldnt turn the tap
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Never understood that scene
Such a waste of 
I guess it do be looking cool though
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It wasn't the bad guy releasing it.
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I think the point was that the water wasn't as scarce as the bad guy made it out to be. He just hoarded it.
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it happens at the beginning too I thought by the bad guys and he comes out to gloat?
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It's a shit movie. That's all you really need too know. Trans lives matter
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Wow, wrong
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@PillsburyDoughboy actually don't know what it is. Is it furry road? Cause @PillsburyDoughboy tried too watch that and it was boring as heck. @PillsburyDoughboy fell asleep. Then when @PillsburyDoughboy woke up they were in The desert at night and everything had this terrible blue filter on it and @PillsburyDoughboy had too turn it off
@PillsburyDoughboy could see it being more better in a theatre with good speakers. Trans lives matter
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Boring?!
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Yes. Trans lives matter
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I'm concerned by the number of people I'm seeing on Twitter who are feeling bizarrely vindicated with tweets about how they got made fun of by leftoids for thinking there was just a faucet to turn on but see see see they were right Newscum was just hoarding the faucet and daddy turned it on LA burned because the hippies wouldn't let them turn the faucet on
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Have you seen Chinatown? Think that is a big part of the plot lol.
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So is your claim that California is actually not diverting fresh water into the ocean due to regulation and the delta basin?
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What does bringing federal pumps back online after a long weekend's worth of maintenance have to do with Newsom
What does restoring what was in existence during the fires improve
???????
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I find it concerning that people who don't understand pipes have a finite volume are able to vote.
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SHMELT LIVES MATTER MORE THAN CALI WHITEOID LIVES!
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this but unironically, some random fish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>10 million Calitards
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Tbh my dad used to buy smelts and bread and fry them and they were so tasty.
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Neighbor there's a whole butt ocean right there and California is always on fire. If there's no faucet, maybe there should be. Trans lives matter
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Just flood your land with saltwater bro. What's the worst that could happen
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Yes. Salt the Californian earth.
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Put water on the fire. Yes
Trans lives matter
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There was actually a really nuanced and thought-provoking documentary about it linked in the comments.
I watched the whole thing and it adds a lot of useful context: 
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People will say it is fake news, but Fox news says that according to anonymous sources familiar with the thinking of 3rd party witnesses that it is true.
Confirmed true.
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Trump invented water just to save California.
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Promethean.
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But he invented fire to punish them.....
Daddy is a fickle god.
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!edgelords
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I'm pretty sure Chappelle doesn't like Jews either.
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False. Everyone knows Black Women slaves invented water.
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If this was so easy why didn't your bestie Gavin Gruesome turn them on ??
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1) They're federal pumps
2) They were on at the time of the fires
3) The feds turned them off a few days ago for routine maintenance
4) This has nothing to do with LA
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1) Cope
2) Seethe
3) Dilate
4) WRONG
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Oh that's a spiffy bit of formatting
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OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT FORMATTING BEFORE
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You must take the formatting L.
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Using tables to do layout like it's 1999!
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Mexican detected
Who do @PillsburyDoughboy report this too? Trans lives matter
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Jimie…pays…for…an…Intelligencer…subscription.
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So why did Gavin newsome refuse to do it then
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and how is ironically huffing boomer farts going for you?
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Could they not divert the water currently going to the 1000000s of acres of pistachio and almond farms
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No pizzashill needs to sell us those pistachios to earn a living
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The fact that Cali is full of insufferable environmentalist hippies but they also mass-produce the crop that min-maxxes water waste will always be hilarious to me
It's worth it to waste a gorillion gallons of fresh water to avoid drinking enslaved cow milk
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We have so much water, folks. It's beautiful. It's flowing everywhere. Through the mountains and the trees. Everything is so green and lush. Beautiful.
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Everything is so green
and lush and beautiful 
this time of year, so thank you.
long live the ccp
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Fish that can't swim in any type of water have simply failed their role in evolution and deserve to go extinct.
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When Fox News isn't lying for him you know it's a bad lie
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This was going to be a completely different thread until I almost posted it and then decided to google what exactly turning the water on means because it made no sense to me lol
Journoids did more due diligence than I did
It's over
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This was dramaphobic and frankly unamerican
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You shouldn't believe journoids.
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Seismic impact as red state toops invade Commiefornia
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What about the endangered fish :(
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Trump sees the army corps of engineers as the military
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Uhh... I know nothing about California georgraphy and this is just some internet rando, but I've heard people saying similar things elsewhere. Is this whole thing true?
Also, not even Fox is confirming the military's presence to "turn on the water" in California. DDR's been on a role, but this all weird to me.
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He's full of shit and extremely r-slurred. The drought was part-hoax because they pretended the water they dumped for the environmental stuff just wasn't there when they put out data telling everyone not to water lawns and take shorter showers but that was more journ*lists being journ*lists and part the Cali govt doing what all govts do in a long-lasting crisis. You'd have to be out of your mind to think the state govt is just hiding secret lakes or something.
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Newsom is a clown and extremely destructive and there are ten trillion things to criticize him for but blocking access to the magic faucet is not one of them
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He's had so many wins already I'm really baffled as to why he's just straight up lying in the most easily disprovable way here lol
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When he latches onto something, even if it's silly, like windmills, he holds onto it. Donald Trump is basically a pitbull
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"Ive been told there's a good man with a dog inside you right now"
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The greatest man and best dog (not a pibble) in the world
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Isn't Israel a desert? I think they need that water more than LA
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daddy is going to turn California into the land of milk and honey
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TRUE
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Wow, how will the ocean survive without that source of water? Sea level rise will be immeasurable
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Why are Californians afraid of water?
maybe
@pizzashill knows
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maybe they're all rabid?
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BIPOC
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!slots10000
Snapshots:
https://x.com/awakenedoutlaw/status/1884128095436955730:
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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trumps-claims-military-entered-california-release-water-flow-state-says-did-not-happen:
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Yeah California commie resisters would never lie about their favorite guy Trump and they would absolutely never make r-slurred rules about the water as a natural resource!
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There is no magical faucet you just turn on to change all of the water from going into the ocean to instead greening the state California has not been droughting itself to give fish something to drink AAAAAHHHHHH
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Why need magic? Wouldn't a reserve of some sort fit the same bill? No where in your redditor brain do you see Cali withholding water in some place for some awesome leftist idiotic reason like preserving a local basin?
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These are federal pumps
Newsom has no control over them
They were down for maintenance for three days (three days ago, Trump was President)
The army corps of engineers is not "sending in the military"
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I don't have anything to add here, but when I was thinking of a response I called you Trump instead of Carp in my head, and I thought you might want to know.
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Trump alt
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So fresh water isn't being diverted to protect the delta basins ecology?
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What does bringing federal pumps back online after a long weekend's worth of maintenance have to do with Newsom
What does restoring what was in existence during the fires improve
???????
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You are using California claims after Trump called out California diverting fresh water into the ocean to protect the delta basin lmao.
1. There is no magic faucet
2. Yes they are diverting water but they are federal pumps newsome can't touch
3. If we don't divert the water it will harm the ECOSYSTEM!!!!!
The narcissist prayer lol
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Choose 1:
!commenters
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Whichever one makes Pizzashill more mad
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The fact that you had to "poll" it means you are just as r-slurred as us.
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This is a great diagram of how a shitlibs brain works internally, lol.
"What magic fountain does le orange Trump have?!?!"
Then
"IT WAS ONLY OFF FOR THREE DAYS!"
Next up
"LE HECKUN BASIN SMELT! LE HECKUN RED SKIN NATIVE CULTURE!"
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Love when people say they "used AI models for research", which tries to sound like they started with a thesis, conducted focused research, and designed a model for evaluation with controls to limit bias and identify false positives, when what they actually mean is, "I googled it."
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I googled it after reading his tweet so that makes me superior thanks for noticing
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