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sticking my peepee in crazy

so what's up guys as some of u know i been in boot camp for the last few months. while we were there we were comparing ourselves to prisoners during mail call one day so since i hadnt nutted in a month or so my horny butt got the idea to send mail to female (actual) prisoners and see what i could get back. it's hard cuz we don't have our phones but there are a few times when u get technology so i found some online and wrote their info down so i could mail them later. all of them were pretty frickin ugly besides this cute 23 yo chick who's locked up for helping kidnap this one guy. shes hot n she wants to meet up when she gets out in 4 months. so in 4 months either i get the best kitty of my life or she murders me or both but we'll see. just thought i would update yall on how things have been going for me

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The stabbing carp thing emoji is funny to me, because who ever made it clearly doesn't understand that carp's melee and stealth stats are pretty much maxxed out and his awareness is pretty high too. Sneaking up on Carp to kill him is literally the worst strat to use against him. Aiat.

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i hope she stabs me while we frick that would be so hot

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