so what's up guys as some of u know i been in boot camp for the last few months. while we were there we were comparing ourselves to prisoners during mail call one day so since i hadnt nutted in a month or so my horny butt got the idea to send mail to female (actual) prisoners and see what i could get back. it's hard cuz we don't have our phones but there are a few times when u get technology so i found some online and wrote their info down so i could mail them later. all of them were pretty frickin ugly besides this cute 23 yo chick who's locked up for helping kidnap this one guy. shes hot n she wants to meet up when she gets out in 4 months. so in 4 months either i get the best kitty of my life or she murders me or both but we'll see. just thought i would update yall on how things have been going for me
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From: Lt. Colonel
To: battalionleadership
Cc: brigadecommandersoffice
Subject: MANDATORY supplemental training DEADLINE This Friday
Attachment: donotfrickcriminals.ppt; donotfrickcriminalsworksheet.pdf
Hello all,
It has come to my attention that Pvt. Dramaqueen was injured by a local resident he contacted via mail to the correctional facility she was housed in after meeting up for a sexual encounter. All company commanders are required to review the attached training documents and deliver this 2-hour safety training to all personnel under their command and collect signatures on the attached worksheet about the dangers of contacting violent criminals for sexual encounters. This is due by this Friday, and is mandatory. Plz action immediately.
Signed,
Lt Colonel
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If we don't hear back from you, I'll pour one out for you one night when I'm out drinking. "Here's a too my Drama bro who evidently got killed due to getting some kitty... but good kitty so it evens out."
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He died doing what he loved
Getting chlamydia
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she seems pretty chill so maybe the other option is shes looking for a clyde to go with her bonnie? idk ill uodate yall later (or not)
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neighbor I...
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yea but shes a thick latinx tho
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Hope it's a recent pic because she's probably fat after all the prison food.
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they seemed fairly recent to me but i gained weight in boot camp anyways so who am i to judge
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You gained muscle
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my stomach sticks out a lil too tho
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Stomache muscle
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This changes everything. I hope you smash that chola gussy fr fr
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i love u bro no cap ong
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Youre gonna die
Have fun
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i hope she suffocates me
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my fricking
sides 
bro
!latinx !macacos which one of you are gonna
tell him
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Actually
rereading it she was likely successful lmao
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Success is good!
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bro chill let me be happy
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that just means she's passionate
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What, chicks who kidnap and torture people is where you of all people draw the line?
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oh no I still
but I wouldn't refer to them as "pretty chill"
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also my grandparents actually knew bonnie n clyde bc they hung out at the same places in dallas
!followers lore
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I thought you died tbh
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inshallah
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Same.
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remember to apply for SCRA benefits on any loans you have, king
don't get kidnapped
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im not a poorcel so i dont have to worry about that
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good - stay far away from those notorious 29.99% 84 month term chargers. those are far more dangerous than felonious kitty
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This could be us but you won't sign for the car note
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yea we heard about this kid before us who bought a hellcat at 30% apr but crashed it the next week lmao
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ALWAYS go for it. The guys saying "dont stick your peepee in crazy" are always either total kitties or virgins just repeating a line without a clue
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im going all in on this one
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This, BPD hoes are the greatest frick you will ever have and best part is they won't judge.
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The guys saying "don't stick ur peepee in crazy, trust me I did it and now I'll never go back" are just trying to keep it all for themselves.
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LITERALLY
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It's worse than the guy who is a millionaire driving a Ferrari saying "money won't give you happiness".
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The real advice is "don't stick your peepee in crazy if she knows your real name and/or address"
Kitty
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DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM
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I've only had my truck set on fire twice, tyvm
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Imagine being locked up with physically fit and partially attractive guys in their prime who are just as horny and wanting to nut as you are and then you write a foid instead of blasting some bussy.
Seriously no hope for humanity at this point.
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keep yourself safe strag
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Prepare yourself by watching Love After Lockup, but only the first seasons. It's hilarious.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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omg lysis i missed u
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HIIIIII
I hope you get ripped in boot camp :D
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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i gained muscle everywhere so my pants were like leggings when i tried them on
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which service tricked you?
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1234 united states...
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You're a devil dog now?
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frick yea
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If you give a soldier and a marine each a bowling ball and turn off the lights, the soldier will lose his and the marine will break his.
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so true i literally broke my m16 on like the 4th week fricking around
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tell her to do some squats to stay fit while in prison
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running up n down the stairs on that
workout plan
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Can I have your account when you die?
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4th user id so it goes to the highest bidder
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Whst the frick is wrong with heterosexual men. Holy shit.
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u scared to live life
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Not as sacared as hetero moids SHOULD be of the demons walking the earth in the skins of women.
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thats part of the fun tho
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Make sure you double bag it you don't want to get herpes or worse.
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imma /r/bugchasers og fym
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oh great we just finished the goomble shit about the holiday presents
and which kid would be forgotten 
now here comes nut 
or death 
im voting nut, good luck
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the s*x feels better when theres a possibility she might kill u
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Get pics
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but what if i marry her n now theres picss of my wife on rdrama.net
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Can't be worse than what other bio-foids like
@T3D_SIMP and 
@Poj have shown so far
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shes not ugly or white so yea
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Make sure to lock up your valuables tho. Strong chance she tries to steal your wallet and phone on the way out
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Shell probably want to join
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she can meet all my friends β€οΈ
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Do it cute twink. It'll be worth unless she has some nasty STD but usually prisons have better healthcare than the streets.
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im prolly gonna catch one at some point anyways so rather sooner than later
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The stabbing carp thing emoji is funny to me, because who ever made it clearly doesn't understand that carp's melee and stealth stats are pretty much maxxed out and his awareness is pretty high too. Sneaking up on Carp to kill him is literally the worst strat to use against him. Aiat.
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i hope she stabs me while we frick that would be so hot
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These are the people in Trump's military
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Dibs on your coins
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theres only like 1000
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