so what's up guys as some of u know i been in boot camp for the last few months. while we were there we were comparing ourselves to prisoners during mail call one day so since i hadnt nutted in a month or so my horny butt got the idea to send mail to female (actual) prisoners and see what i could get back. it's hard cuz we don't have our phones but there are a few times when u get technology so i found some online and wrote their info down so i could mail them later. all of them were pretty frickin ugly besides this cute 23 yo chick who's locked up for helping kidnap this one guy. shes hot n she wants to meet up when she gets out in 4 months. so in 4 months either i get the best kitty of my life or she murders me or both but we'll see. just thought i would update yall on how things have been going for me
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From: Lt. Colonel
To: battalionleadership
Cc: brigadecommandersoffice
Subject: MANDATORY supplemental training DEADLINE This Friday
Attachment: donotfrickcriminals.ppt; donotfrickcriminalsworksheet.pdf
Hello all,
It has come to my attention that Pvt. Dramaqueen was injured by a local resident he contacted via mail to the correctional facility she was housed in after meeting up for a sexual encounter. All company commanders are required to review the attached training documents and deliver this 2-hour safety training to all personnel under their command and collect signatures on the attached worksheet about the dangers of contacting violent criminals for sexual encounters. This is due by this Friday, and is mandatory. Plz action immediately.
Signed,
Lt Colonel
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