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sticking my peepee in crazy

so what's up guys as some of u know i been in boot camp for the last few months. while we were there we were comparing ourselves to prisoners during mail call one day so since i hadnt nutted in a month or so my horny butt got the idea to send mail to female (actual) prisoners and see what i could get back. it's hard cuz we don't have our phones but there are a few times when u get technology so i found some online and wrote their info down so i could mail them later. all of them were pretty frickin ugly besides this cute 23 yo chick who's locked up for helping kidnap this one guy. shes hot n she wants to meet up when she gets out in 4 months. so in 4 months either i get the best kitty of my life or she murders me or both but we'll see. just thought i would update yall on how things have been going for me

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If we don't hear back from you, I'll pour one out for you one night when I'm out drinking. "Here's a too my Drama bro who evidently got killed due to getting some kitty... but good kitty so it evens out."

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she seems pretty chill so maybe the other option is shes looking for a clyde to go with her bonnie? idk ill uodate yall later (or not)

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she seems pretty chill

this cute 23 yo chick who's locked up for helping kidnap this one guy

neighbor I...

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yea but shes a thick latinx tho

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This changes everything. I hope you smash that chola gussy fr fr

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i love u bro no cap ong

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Hope it's a recent pic because she's probably fat after all the prison food.

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they seemed fairly recent to me but i gained weight in boot camp anyways so who am i to judge

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You gained muscle

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my stomach sticks out a lil too tho

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Stomache muscle

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Youre gonna die :marseyagree:

Have fun :marseyagree:

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i hope she suffocates me

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>chill

>Latinx

>in prison :marseytedkaczynski2: for kidnapping :marseychildcatcher:

my fricking :marseytom: sides :marseyyesandnosuperspeed: bro

:#dinoxd:

!latinx !macacos which one of you are gonna :marseyvenn6: tell him

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>Attempted

:#marseynothingburger:

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Actually :marseyakshually: rereading it she was likely successful lmao

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Success is good!

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https://media.tenor.com/HEMQmYHww6MAAAAx/borat-borat-very-nice.webp

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bro chill let me be happy

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that just means she's passionate

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What, chicks who kidnap and torture people is where you of all people draw the line?

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oh no I still :marseywould: but I wouldn't refer to them as "pretty chill"

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also my grandparents actually knew bonnie n clyde bc they hung out at the same places in dallas

!followers lore

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He died doing what he loved

Getting chlamydia

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