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Ars Technica are so mad at Elon that they're pretending that the stranded astronauts aren't stranded

https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/01/why-did-elon-musk-just-say-trump-wants-to-bring-two-stranded-astronauts-home/

Why did Elon Musk just say Trump wants to bring two stranded astronauts home?

For reasons that were not immediately clear, SpaceX founder Elon Musk took to his social media site X on Tuesday evening to make a perplexing space-based pronouncement.

"The POTUS has asked SpaceX to bring home the 2 astronauts stranded on the Space_Station as soon as possible. We will do so," Musk wrote. "Terrible that the Biden administration left them there so long."

Now generally, at Ars Technica, it is not our policy to write stories strictly based on things Elon Musk says on X. However, this statement was so declarative, and so consternation-inducing for NASA, it bears a bit of explication.

lmao bullshit, Ars loves to sneed about everything Elon does; it's basically TMZ but only covering Elon.

Foremost, NASA has gone to great lengths to stress that the two astronauts referenced hereβ€”Butch Wilmore and Suni Williamsβ€”are not stranded on the International Space Station.

The astronauts are clearly stranded as has been covered extensively over the last year by even leftie organisations:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173818203923JrBx-CQn5RPA.webp

NPR also released an article insisting that the astronauts aren't stranded - https://www.npr.org/2025/01/28/nx-s1-5278636/iss-astronaut-rescue-spacex-trump:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182039foRasI_xhODDHg.webp


Ars comments are of course mad:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381820399EiC2sgo4B8C_A.webp

Why wouldn't the US government want to bring two stranded astronauts home? Why is this the top comment? What are you mad about?


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They were meant to be there for eight days. The eighteen month stay was planned.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182040kt_-3YyS89K-8Q.webp

And yet they're still stranded there, curious. Why don't they just fly back home? They must want to be there.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182040ed7suviJK9SQBg.webp

The bottom two comments - note the guy who's had an account for 17 years.

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Sky News is not lefty

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I know that's just the first page of Google News articles written about the astronauts before today. The universal consensus was that the astronauts were stranded.

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Obviously the journos were wrong then but they're right now and you're a chud if you think otherwise

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It's like they don't know google exists

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>august 24

:marseynoooticer:

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Incredible

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I wonder if they are setting any records for being on the space station the longest...but let's not say they are stranded

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They're setting records for being on the space station involuntarily for the longest.

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NASA is holding a woman against her will.

:#rape:

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After that crazy one fricked some shit up with a drill to go home after her BF broke up with her it was all downhill.

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That's because journ*lists only write dumb shit that you'll click on so they can make money with Taboola ads

Nobody cares after they got a replacement shuttle bolted to the ISS

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>were stranded

If only someone had launched a rescue capsule 4 months ago :marseysad:

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Why don't they get on it and fly home then?

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Because astronauts being in space is not a disaster. Bringing them back early would require a whole new launch to replace them which is a waste of money. not DOGE certified

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