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Ars Technica are so mad at Elon that they're pretending that the stranded astronauts aren't stranded

https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/01/why-did-elon-musk-just-say-trump-wants-to-bring-two-stranded-astronauts-home/

Why did Elon Musk just say Trump wants to bring two stranded astronauts home?

For reasons that were not immediately clear, SpaceX founder Elon Musk took to his social media site X on Tuesday evening to make a perplexing space-based pronouncement.

"The POTUS has asked SpaceX to bring home the 2 astronauts stranded on the Space_Station as soon as possible. We will do so," Musk wrote. "Terrible that the Biden administration left them there so long."

Now generally, at Ars Technica, it is not our policy to write stories strictly based on things Elon Musk says on X. However, this statement was so declarative, and so consternation-inducing for NASA, it bears a bit of explication.

lmao bullshit, Ars loves to sneed about everything Elon does; it's basically TMZ but only covering Elon.

Foremost, NASA has gone to great lengths to stress that the two astronauts referenced here—Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams—are not stranded on the International Space Station.

The astronauts are clearly stranded as has been covered extensively over the last year by even leftie organisations:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173818203923JrBx-CQn5RPA.webp

NPR also released an article insisting that the astronauts aren't stranded - https://www.npr.org/2025/01/28/nx-s1-5278636/iss-astronaut-rescue-spacex-trump:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182039foRasI_xhODDHg.webp


Ars comments are of course mad:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381820399EiC2sgo4B8C_A.webp

Why wouldn't the US government want to bring two stranded astronauts home? Why is this the top comment? What are you mad about?


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182040RyK8YPMiTAsC-g.webp

They were meant to be there for eight days. The eighteen month stay was planned.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182040kt_-3YyS89K-8Q.webp

And yet they're still stranded there, curious. Why don't they just fly back home? They must want to be there.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738182040ed7suviJK9SQBg.webp

The bottom two comments - note the guy who's had an account for 17 years.

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Wilmore and Williams are doing fine in space. They have plenty of food, clothes, and work to do. Privately, sources have told Ars the same. Although Wilmore and Williams were not initially expecting to spend 10 months in space, they're taking no serious risks in doing so. In fact, it's part of their jobs to tackle these kinds of contingencies

They dont seem stranded

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Technically they never were then as there are emergency escape pods at all times

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Actually curious but how come they never actually made some automatic emergency escape pods in the past 20 years?

I imagine that whatever trajectories and mathematics that need to be calculated can be done by normal computers, right?

Do they just want to avoid having a company outsource it all to sexy Indian dudes or something?

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I think they just haven't had the need, they always leave an extra soyuz and now dragon up there

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"Hey we're sending you on a work trip for a week" only then your return flight gets delayed for 10 months and you're in space

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You need to accept we're living in a post-dictionary world.

Sure, most words probably have a definition written down somewhere (even the long ones) but what really matters is my gut feeling about what the words might mean.

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>A significant amount of modern and colloquial language comes from the fact that :marseychingchong: bots dont understand idiosyncrasies

:marseydoomer#:

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Wdym? :marseyconfused:

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This is the natural conclusion of whole language learning.

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since the arrival of SpaceX's Crew-9 mission with two empty seats in late September, Wilmore and Williams have had a safe ride home. The Dragon vehicle is presently docked to the space station

I have my truck parked outside.

I am stranded because my boss asked me to stay at the project later

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It's more like your boss said he was going to drive you home. But he doesn't want to make two trips, so you're gonna have to stay at the office all weekend.

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They could take their lander home at any time. It's just that they have to do turnover with the new astronauts

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What if they can't find the keys for the lander? (maybe they fell down behind the seat) Are they stranded again, or were they always stranded? :marseyhmm: :marseycatbox:

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nooo the heckin astronauts are in... le space :marseycry:

They have a return ship (SpaceX Crew Dragon) docked to the station since September. NASA just decided to let them cover the next crew's shift instead of paying 1 billion dollars extra to get them back early.

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Now you are just saying this in bad faith :marseyannoyed:

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I'm dead serious when it comes to space :marseyautismdisconcerting:

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Then why did you post in bad faith? :marseyannoyed:

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Those poor astronauts had no idea something could go wrong.

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Space race was so based. Back in @Frank_Williams's day cosmonauts would go up into the stars not even knowing if they'd ever return.

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long live the ccp

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Wdym? :marseyconfused:

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They're technically correct. Stranded is being left on an island. These astronauts have been Shanghaied since the voyage was nonconsensually lengthened to a significant degree and they are apparently forced to work. Poor lads probably don't even get a grog ration.

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They're federal employees and this is consistent with the administration's guidance for the federal workforce

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No, they should be fired for failing to come into the NASA offices and working from their current home.

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Although Wilmore and Williams were not initially expecting to spend 10 months in space, they're taking no serious risks in doing so. In fact, it's part of their jobs to tackle these kinds of contingencies

:#marseythonk: :#marseythonk: :#marseythonk: :#marseythonk: :#marseythonk: :#marseythonk:

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What do you notice? :marseyshook:

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@RemindMeBot two hours

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I will be messaging you on 30.01.2025, 02:07 UTC to remind you of this comment

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Why did I set a reminder? :marseysad:

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Oh now I remember :marseyexcited:

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Did you notice anything now :marseyshook:

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