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This woman made a post a week ago stating that Trump will make the great reveal today. I guess he still has a few hours left to do that.
This guy says Trump will soon reveal technology that will revolutionize transportation, but all of the replies are just concerned with when he is going to bring out the medbeds.
A poll is posted asking people if they believe medbeds are real. 63% say yes.
This guy replies saying the town where Trump got shot actually already has a medbed center open.
What the heck is Tesla BioHealing? Any connection to Musk, or are they just piggybacking off the name?
https://www.teslabiohealing.com/
This is their website. What the heck is with that tab in Japanese? Clicking it downloads a PDF in Japanese that talks about how they provide minerals that can fix your "chi." Seems like a legit medical company.
The FAQ section on their website talks incessantly about some pseudo-health shit involving "biophotons" whatever the frick that means.
This section of the FAQ is what holds any real information. The "cover our butt legally" part buried in the FAQ.
Actually, Elon Musk already disclosed that medbeds exist in a video I saw but can't remember the name of and basically you're fricking stupid if you still think they aren't real.
Is this person a fricking bot?
Trump is going to usher in a communist utopia according to these people.
Military bases have been filled up with medbeds and very soon you will be able to go to one and get all of your physical ailments solved FOR FREE!
Very soon all hospitals will be shut down and completely replaced by medbeds. I, for one, can't wait. Thank you, Mr. President!
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did trump
change the calendar too?
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STAND BY
TRUST THE PLAN
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π¨π¨π¨YES OR NO?!! !schizos discuss
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More of an Aztec Teotl guy myself
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Jaffa Kree
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the Gregorian calendar has been replaced with the Donaldian calendar. He made winter shorter by Executive Order
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February is unironically short because some r-slurred Romans thought it was bad luck lmao
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I thought it was because neighbours needed attention π€
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Yes now fulfill your destiny
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For some reason the elites dont even let themselves have access to this technology
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the person i kno who beleives in medbeds thinks they are all clones anyway
so if I ever mention a public figure they are like
"yeah but is it the real one or the replacement" like that's a perfectly normal thing to say
even if so, HOW WOULD I KNOW
so I say
"nah it's the real one i can tell by the ears" and they are like 
"whew ok" completely credulously
I hate to do that but wtf
I don't know how to carry on a conversation otherwise
and supposedly the people replacing all the billionares and celebrities with clones are the good guys because the replaced elites are giga male feminists being tortured in gitmo and are forced to sing the YMCA song (???) (
heh heh heh) 
this person is NOT schizophrenic either
internet self brainwashing chambers fricking melted some people's brains
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That guy's gonna skin you one day, schizo or not
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i usually use "hard to tell these days" or a "yeah man world's gone nuts"
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Both you and KONY -- separately -- know people that think body double human clones are commonly in use by politicians and celebrities?
Are you guys doing a bit?
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you can just interact with white trash any time to hear this stuff. i swear 50% of these people are functionally schizophrenic
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lol, just like me and Joe Rogan
"Yeah? Wow, man. That's wild,"
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Internet allows for way too much information. No one can possibly take it all in. We're all gonna have too get used too the idea that beliefs are just a form of fashion now. Nothing more. And that's why @PillsburyDoughboy say trans lives matter
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I am totally lost here because I've never heard of "medbeds". What sci-fi is this from?
Seems like a really stupid idea to me. You wrote yourselves into a corner right off the bat. Now you can't write anything involving people being sick or hurt, so you've just wiped out half the script.
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They show the vital signs, which the writers something to play with, but don't heal the patient. McCoy would have nothing to do all day.
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We need to make bussybeds real
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pretty common in scifi novels, but not that common on film
remember that scene in starship troopers where casper van dien is in a tank of water being healed by nanobots or whatever? like that, but a bed.
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Yeah, the floating in tank thing is common. I'm just confused about the bed part. The conspiracy theory/fringe science types are incredibly lacking in creativity. Making the jump from tank to bed is the kind of thing that they usually can't do unless they've seen it in a movie.
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I think it's just cuz believing in magic pills is too pharma coded.
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Med and bed rhyme
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This? Project Stargate? Wait a minute... it all makes sense now...
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These days, you can find Christopher Judge in z-grade, shit knock-off films produced by 'The Asylum'.
Poor Teal'c.
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He does voice Kratos in new GoW games, so he is more high profile than the rest of the cast at least.
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This kind of attitude is why you're going to be last in line for a medbed
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These med beds about to make gooning even more effective. I can't wait.
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no refractory period, endless gooning
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I just ignore the refractory period, and wank the slug through the pain.
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!r-slurs !schizos !nonchuds How truly easy is it to scam rightoids on the internet?
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Stephen Cambian just recently did a great segment on Kino Casino deboonking one of these medbed grifters. The guy found a tanning bed in the garbage and glued strong magnets on it and would put people in it. It would make people sick lmao.
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Yeah I have a med bed, I'll only charge you $500 to use it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25
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that's proof that it works. it's the toxins coming out!
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I realized long ago that I hate Trump fans more than I hate Trump himself.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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HARMONIC EGG > MEDBED
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I drive by a white woman grifting facility ("natural healing center" or something) that has a bunch of these (or a knockoff version of them) prominently lined up against their floor to ceiling windows on my way to work sometimes
if anybody was wondering whether these are real
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!ss13 GET THE FRICK IN.
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I wouldn't know since I use /tg/station.
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I hope medbeds are real so I can safely nod off fent and not having some annoying foid narcan me
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Trumptards really are something else with these conspiracy theories
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You know at this point I've kind of learned to just stop questioning the schizos. Apparently the government has bacta tanks.
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I just don't understand the schizo idea that making you pay for a temporary cure is more profitable than a permanent one. If there was a pill that cured all cancer but they charged a million a pop for it you'd only need like 50k a year to make your annual budget. You'd make MUCH much more money than whatever shit we have now.
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The MBAs would make it subscription service requiring a wearable and a SaaS app
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Ok this honestly confuses me- how did Q people come to believe that there's some Star Trek healing device that can cure their COPD and beetus?
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Because nothing else will.
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i'll never understand how these people get so dumb. they think there are magical beds that can heal all disease and that vaccines are a scam that only do harm. they give redditors a run for their money in the
this has to be a joke. no one can be this r-slurred. 
category. 
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If you had their lives you'd pretend that something better was just around the corner to save you from your miserable existence.
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These people can vote. Because we fondle the balls of democracy the opinions these people have carry the same weight as yours.
Democracy was a mistake.
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Oh wow, my favorite podcasters were talking about this. He hangs around rich republicans now and he makes fun of the wife group chat he's in. They all Q Anon boomers it's so weird
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The one Qboomer I know is rather wealthy, and some of his other wealthy friends are also Q's Chosen. It's very strange. I guess after a certain amount of wealth, it really doesn't matter what you do with your life.
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God, you leftoids are so fricking stupid. You'll believe in untested and unsafe vaccines that have killed tens of thousands of Americans, but not in medbeds? Why, because Fauci didn't tell you they're safe?
You guys claim to love "le heckin epic science", but you mock the next scientific breakthrough in medical technology because you disagree politically with the people talking about it. Medbeds are going to save millions of lives while you sit there mocking them. I hope one day when your obesity catches up to you and you're on deaths door, you get denied access to the medbeds that could've saved you
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Holy frick do these shitheels think Elysium was a documentary?
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I'm holding out for the convenient portable "medkit" version. Also I need my overall state of health expressed as a single integer
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If Elon Musk has a med bed how come he still has autism?
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neurodivergents are unlocked, uncapped visages of God
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The trustworthy federal government is offering pods that are free and accessible to the public
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Quality schizo-drama OP. Well done.
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I know a guy who's all into this shit, but he can hook up really good acid, so I don't make fun of him.
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So uh why didn't Trump give us the medbeds 8 years ago? Is he hiding replicators, too? Has he been robbing us of our Star Trek post-scarcity commie utopia?
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What if though
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My mom bought one of those things and put it under her bed. Doesn't work as far as I can tell.
They're like $400 and I'm pretty sure it's just a tin can with two pounds of concrete molded around the bottom.
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Maybe the jews are right, these people really are subhuman cattle. They need to be scammed and controlled or they end up doing shit like this. It's just in their nature.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/16oake6/earthquake_proof_bed/
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I know, ty! https://redscarepod.net/post/337823/magatards-on-truth-social-believe-trump/7709317#context
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But you're still hungry
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lol dem neighbors getting excited about finding out how a nap works.
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Snapshots:
https://www.teslabiohealing.com/:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Med beds lmao put down the quarter pounder make a salad Jesus
Christ 
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I've definitely seen this Jodie Foster film
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Do you have any proof that he won't?
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