Reported by:

MAGAtards on Truth Social believe Trump will soon declassify medbed technology which will cure any and all diseases and mental and physical ailments by simply taking a nap in one for thirty minutes

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780WvA6uz-8Kj-Nwg.webp

This woman made a post a week ago stating that Trump will make the great reveal today. I guess he still has a few hours left to do that.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780tn1NcYS7dW9TaQ.webp

This guy says Trump will soon reveal technology that will revolutionize transportation, but all of the replies are just concerned with when he is going to bring out the medbeds.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381847809lV6eCo6k6IfpQ.webp

A poll is posted asking people if they believe medbeds are real. 63% say yes.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381847806y562fAmqLzH7A.webp

This guy replies saying the town where Trump got shot actually already has a medbed center open.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780ToTzQD-iTY00kQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780XxPe2qpDQz1MeA.webp

What the heck is Tesla BioHealing? Any connection to Musk, or are they just piggybacking off the name?

https://www.teslabiohealing.com/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184780N_g2zfdZC82SyA.webp

This is their website. What the heck is with that tab in Japanese? Clicking it downloads a PDF in Japanese that talks about how they provide minerals that can fix your "chi." Seems like a legit medical company.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17381847819Lk7dTvn-4gVrQ.webp

The FAQ section on their website talks incessantly about some pseudo-health shit involving "biophotons" whatever the frick that means.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781TB1rkfzw8vjUBQ.webp

This section of the FAQ is what holds any real information. The "cover our butt legally" part buried in the FAQ.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781EfUdHHfc8UXq5A.webp

Actually, Elon Musk already disclosed that medbeds exist in a video I saw but can't remember the name of and basically you're fricking stupid if you still think they aren't real.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781yGNOXTo7eqrPKg.webp

Is this person a fricking bot?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781QLbr5Mhl1FIb5Q.webp

Trump is going to usher in a communist utopia according to these people.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173818478168LvouSYyvwwrA.webp

Military bases have been filled up with medbeds and very soon you will be able to go to one and get all of your physical ailments solved FOR FREE!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738184781p8hUneyeF0b76g.webp

Very soon all hospitals will be shut down and completely replaced by medbeds. I, for one, can't wait. Thank you, Mr. President!

@Aevann

138
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I am totally lost here because I've never heard of "medbeds". What sci-fi is this from?

Seems like a really stupid idea to me. You wrote yourselves into a corner right off the bat. Now you can't write anything involving people being sick or hurt, so you've just wiped out half the script.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738191366IJjdw4Ninzyxgw.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

They show the vital signs, which the writers something to play with, but don't heal the patient. McCoy would have nothing to do all day.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

We need to make bussybeds real

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

pretty common in scifi novels, but not that common on film

remember that scene in starship troopers where casper van dien is in a tank of water being healed by nanobots or whatever? like that, but a bed.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah, the floating in tank thing is common. I'm just confused about the bed part. The conspiracy theory/fringe science types are incredibly lacking in creativity. Making the jump from tank to bed is the kind of thing that they usually can't do unless they've seen it in a movie.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I think it's just cuz believing in magic pills is too pharma coded.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Med and bed rhyme

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.



Now playing: Donkey Kong Country Theme (DKC).mp3

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.