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BETS INSIDE Ted has forced my fricking hand, I didn't want to do this.

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Just kidding it's a fricking goomble thread.

Will there be human-to-human transmission of H5N1 Bird Flu before the fricking start of white-boy summer, b-word?

(White boy summer starts on June 20th. Mark your calendars.)

Yes, there will be a fricking credibly documented case of human-to-human transmission before the fricking start of white-boy summer. - 28 bets

Nothing ever happens. - 53 bets

I will provide a fricking four hundred (400) marseycoin bounty if you are the fricking first to send me an article from a fricking credible source reporting human-to-human transmission. If nobody sends an article to me by June 20th, I will spend five (5) minutes searching online. If I do not find an article by the fricking end of those five minutes, chudjak wins the fricking bet.

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords

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Hi, guy here and it's the opposite for me. My fiancée is 5'8", really strong, but I've quietly learned over the years that there's quite a gap between me and her in regards to brute physical strength. She's strong but I'm just on another level. I can't imagine the roles being reversed.

It makes me think of how Black Widow fights bigger, stronger opponents in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. She puts her weight behind her punches, uses her body weight for throws, always disarms, and uses her guns and whatever else she can get her hands on while Captain America is right next to her, simply punching and kicking people.

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!remindme June 20 "white boy summer"

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I will be messaging you on 20.06.2025, 04:35 UTC to remind you of this comment

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white boy summer

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!remindme 1 week "close bird"

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