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BETS INSIDE Ted has forced my fricking hand, I didn't want to do this.

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Just kidding it's a fricking goomble thread.

Will there be human-to-human transmission of H5N1 Bird Flu before the fricking start of white-boy summer, b-word?

(White boy summer starts on June 20th. Mark your calendars.)

Yes, there will be a fricking credibly documented case of human-to-human transmission before the fricking start of white-boy summer. - 28 bets

Nothing ever happens. - 53 bets

I will provide a fricking four hundred (400) marseycoin bounty if you are the fricking first to send me an article from a fricking credible source reporting human-to-human transmission. If nobody sends an article to me by June 20th, I will spend five (5) minutes searching online. If I do not find an article by the fricking end of those five minutes, chudjak wins the fricking bet.

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords

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Gumi!

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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state and non-governmental actors have been doing everything they can to make bird flu happen since last white boy summer

just stop. it's not going to happen.


birds are our allies they would never do that to us :marseyindignant:

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they would never do that to us

t. humanoid.

The featherless bipeds have been factory farming for almost a century. This is a genoice by itself, and this is not even considering their other crimes against birdkind like deforestation, hunting, pollution, scarecrows, DDT and countless others.

This is the least one could do to them, it's about time the mammalian pays.

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we are allies in the way israel is allies with the US. hope this clears things up :marseyfluffy:

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But why are there no eggs :marseyeggless:

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I have tons of birds and I know why the egs are missing and its simple

the dogs keep eating them.

yes this nation's dogs are finding the duck nests and eating all the eggs before I get to them

same with the rslur chickens who hide their eggs behind buckets and such

this will need a lot of federal funding to address,, make out the cheques to me and I will fix the crisis :eag!lenotes:

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NO NOT THE ADULT WHITE-CROWNED SPARROW!!!!

:marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch: :marseypearlclutch:

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My wife is in peru and sent me this picture. You know what it is bird woman? https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738219222ItyW3kzV-Ntxmw.webp

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duh golden pheasant

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Thank you. I will return with other bird questions as they arise. Continue with your cage match with pizza

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thank youuu

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WRONG it's a government drone

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FRICK

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This has never been a funny joke. Trans lives matter

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lol. Bird isn't even gold. Fake birdcel. Trans lives matter

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look up orange crowned warbler for a real HOOT!

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Dat b-word is yellow! Wtf! Bird lives matter. Black Lives Matter. Trans lives matter

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now try red bellied woodpecker

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Bird namers are out of control. Trans lives matter

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AGREED

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Taste good?

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honestly probably DELICIOUS

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If it's an adult, why won't it fight back. Checkmate turdberal

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scared

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I knew what I was doing,

I still feel bad and I'm sorry

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!slots1000

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That's it. @Tack you have forced my hand. I didn't want to do this.

This thread is officially marked as Kek you later fren anon from now

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!slots1000

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!slots222

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!slots111

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Ratio'd

!goomblers

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!goomble !goomblers !goombling !sluts1000

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idk why I voted on a bet that'll go on for like eight months but whatever

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Birds can give aids to humans.

Don't ask how I know.

No I'm not telling you if I'm hiv positive!

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so how long and wide is your peepee?

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7-6.5. Trans lives matter

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I have AIDS

I GOT IT FROM A BIRD I SWEAR TO GOD

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Buddy, @PillsburyDoughboy hate too break it too ya, but that was Ted simp in a bird costume. Trans lives matter (ywnbab)

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War, Mr Bond? How predictable. You seem to have forgotten that nothing ever happens. It's over, Mr Bond.

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:marseyviru#s:

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:#marseysquint:

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You're not going to get a perfect carcass by using a handgun, r-slur....

You need your Varmint Rifle, of a Bow with Small Game Arrows.

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>not shooting magpies with 45-70gvmt

Why do you hate fun?

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I wonder if bird flu will be spread like Monkey Pox.

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Homosexuals reproduce by raping tits.

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:#marseydisintegrate::#marseymini:

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Drumph is in office again...release the plagues :marseyilluminati2:

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Hi, guy here and it's the opposite for me. My fiancΓ©e is 5'8", really strong, but I've quietly learned over the years that there's quite a gap between me and her in regards to brute physical strength. She's strong but I'm just on another level. I can't imagine the roles being reversed.

It makes me think of how Black Widow fights bigger, stronger opponents in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. She puts her weight behind her punches, uses her body weight for throws, always disarms, and uses her guns and whatever else she can get her hands on while Captain America is right next to her, simply punching and kicking people.

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!remindme June 20 "white boy summer"

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I will be messaging you on 20.06.2025, 04:35 UTC to remind you of this comment

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white boy summer

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!remindme 1 week "close bird"

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I will be messaging you on 06.02.2025, 04:35 UTC to remind you of this comment

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close bird

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Just one person getting it from someone else? I'll take that bet.

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Jesus :marseychristchanreading: people said something :marseysmugface: really :marseythinkorino2: bad is gonna :marseyvenn6: no to happen :marseyvenn6:

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