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BETS INSIDE Ted has forced my fricking hand, I didn't want to do this.

Just kidding it's a fricking goomble thread.


Will there be human-to-human transmission of H5N1 Bird Flu before the fricking start of white-boy summer, b-word?

(White boy summer starts on June 20th. Mark your calendars.)

Yes, there will be a fricking credibly documented case of human-to-human transmission before the fricking start of white-boy summer. - 28 bets

Nothing ever happens. - 53 bets


I will provide a fricking four hundred (400) marseycoin bounty if you are the fricking first to send me an article from a fricking credible source reporting human-to-human transmission. If nobody sends an article to me by June 20th, I will spend five (5) minutes searching online. If I do not find an article by the fricking end of those five minutes, chudjak wins the fricking bet.

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !edgelords

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state and non-governmental actors have been doing everything they can to make bird flu happen since last white boy summer

just stop. it's not going to happen.


birds are our allies they would never do that to us :marseyindignant:

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they would never do that to us

t. humanoid.

The featherless bipeds have been factory farming for almost a century. This is a genoice by itself, and this is not even considering their other crimes against birdkind like deforestation, hunting, pollution, scarecrows, DDT and countless others.

This is the least one could do to them, it's about time the mammalian pays.

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we are allies in the way israel is allies with the US. hope this clears things up :marseyfluffy:

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https://media.tenor.com/WNW2ILe-RekAAAAx/bird.webp

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But why are there no eggs :marseyeggless:

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I have tons of birds and I know why the egs are missing and its simple

the dogs keep eating them.

yes this nation's dogs are finding the duck nests and eating all the eggs before I get to them

same with the rslur chickens who hide their eggs behind buckets and such

this will need a lot of federal funding to address,, make out the cheques to me and I will fix the crisis :eag!lenotes:

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