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[NO DRAMA] Redditor dunks on Starbucks wagies by showing off their big house and shiny car :marseystarbucks: :marseywagie:

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucks/comments/1icxl9j/good_bye_my_friends/

								

								

EDIT: OP IS A MOID!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236407ux1DyDwueS6ypw.webp

No drama but it just seemed funny to me, like why are you humblebragging on Reddit to a bunch of minimum wage wagies?

Also what the frick is up with that house? Why does it have two garages?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Homebuilding/comments/1hgjwyz/we_are_almost_there/

OP also sucks at parking:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236643jrnX4-hSJWBgWQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236644DIshhZP1A1_m_Q.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/HummerEV/comments/1g343jk/i_pulled_the_trigger_this_weekend/

She posts to /r/ebayselleradvice so I assume she's a stay at home wife with a rich husband.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236644LWsaxUqwoEdysA.webp

She really loves humblebragging

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738236644UkxZOJA20TEWIQ.webp

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And she has some Karen story that I didn't read:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Diesel/comments/1eb968p/i_know_we_all_have_had_bad_experiences_at/

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I remember seeing a car which would fit in that second garage...

https://media.tenor.com/kJK4Sbhos00AAAAx/jeremy-clarkson-peel-p50.webp

I can only assume they bought all that shit on credit at an APR which would make your butthole bleed, so they're bragging to reddit while they can.

If I were going to drive an SUV I would get a Bronco cos they're much better than a Hummer and it still has the OJ meme factor.

https://media.tenor.com/rqKjUd4B0VkAAAAx/oj-simpson-police.webp

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Also in TERF Island it's really common for even new builds to be built with garages too small for any modern car. People use the garage for storage and park the car on the drive/road.

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That is insane. Double garage is a minimum if you actually plan to wrench on your car.

One bay for the car, the other for your engine crane, stands and cowtools

!cars

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Frick sir. I love ?8


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Is everything all right sir?

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Gent fricking too r paper?


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Well, ok, I guess it's not.

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Iur cool


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Fricking me no their


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me when the ambien kicks in :marseypills:

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We need a drunk tank award for when dramatards go full pizza and start posting gibberish :marseydrunk:

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:#marseywinemomtalking:

What time is it where you live? :marseysmughips:

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Idk got. Nsowkr ib the mornj t


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A TERF Island double garage will fit one car. A single garage fits no cars.

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A double garage fits one car and loads of shit that's been there for years but you're sure will definitely come in handy one day

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I resent your implication.

I used 2 of the 13,000 slotted screws from the 5 gallon grab-bag pail of random screws just last week.

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We also call it a garridge instead of a ga-rahj


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Huh, I would have called it a car hole

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Girl oil


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6"3 b8


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but why?

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Space is a premium. People would rather have more house space than garage space and it's assumed that people won't park their cars in their garages anyway.

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Don't park in garage. Even with improved catalytic converters, they still will expel a decent amount of carbon monoxide.

If you start your car in the garage and keep it on for just 5 minutes, you are looking at about 50 ppm of carbon monoxide, probably more for those huge vehicles.

Any level of carbon monoxide above 0, will cause brain damage, but being exposed to 50 ppm of carbon monoxide repeatedly is sure to drop your iq at least a few points over 5+ years.

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You aren't supposed to leave the car running in the garage you fricking r-slur

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don't ever say the word running again fatty u weigh like 900 lbs u never ran anythinv in ur life

!metashit bully alert get the harm liquid for @676974 's fat face

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18 BMI, try again strag

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fat butt neighbor :marseylaugh:

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:#marseyanorexic:

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taking apart multiple car batteries as we speak

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BIPOC the entire point of a garage is that you dont need to have your car running for 5 mins before driving to warm it up. If you do that in an enclosed space you deserve the brain damage you get, although you were most likely already brin dead before

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Nope. Even for a small amount of time is bad. Garages are r-slur shit for r-slurs.

electric vehicles >>>>>> gas vehicles anyway

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Yeah, @SaveUsUncleTeddy-Boy. If you leave an oil-based paint can open in your garage for 15 minutes, you get brain cancer the next day. Latex/water-based paint cans give you cancer in 2 days.

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Very true good imfo king.

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Enjoy your fake rc car, CUTE TWINK

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Thats an even stupider opinion. Electric vehicles are a fad for r-slurs

Trans lives matter

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Lol I did my engine base tune in the garage with the roller door up. Trying to lean out the fuel map + no catalytic converter. Thatll give you a headache :marseywoozy:

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In general you should NEVER run a car and just sit there.

Even in open air, carbon monoxide will still be getting into the vehicle and you will be breathing in.

People are so r-slurred they don't even care when I try to explain this shit to them.

Also, for those r-slurs who heat up their car instead of scraping off the ice, ACTUALLY KEEP YOURSELF SAFE. YOU ARE SUCH A FRICKING CUTE TWINK.

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It's almost like I open a gigantic door before getting in

But anyway I'm on rdrama, any subsequent brain damage will be negligible

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U let the car idle so the engine can heat up and get the fluids warm before you start driving it.

The optimal technique is to scrape the ice and snow off while the engine warms up.

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no

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FYI don't start a gas powered lawn mower in the garage for that exact same reason.

In fact, don't even use a gas powered lawn mower. They expel enough carbon monoxide where even in open air it's not good.

I use a cheap gas powered lawn mower that I got at walmart. Better + Cheaper + Quiet + Way Easier to Use (no gas, press button start, no priming, etc)

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She also collects sneakers and guns. I don't think they have kids so she's just an empty shell consooming

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Why would you drive an SUV in the city lol

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Through the notoriously tight, winding boulevards of... downtown Orlando?

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What you spend in fuel cost you make up by running over the black sheep son on the driveway I guess...

:marseyshr#ug:

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It might be for a golf cart

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New broncos also look pretty cool. Not as cool as the old ones but still a decent design in an era of bubbly gay looking cars

Trans lives matter

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