first of all I will stop drinking right now as all it's done is gotten me into giant escalating fights with random people, inspired me to engage in poorly thought out troll attempts, and call women out to fist fights.
but the thing I'm most upset about is I let @TheGrillcast down - I will be better from now on.
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At least stick by your principles you kitty.
<= You are here
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This is just the bargaining part of your 5 stages of Cope in not getting an e-foid
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I dont want any efoids lol
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Why did you feel the need to start DM-ing this woman?
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A poorly thought out troll attempt.
I did start feeling bad though and to help her after i realized how rough she had it.
I have enough experience with bpds etc to know this was a bad idea but i was so drunk i kept going
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You were in a constant state of being drunk for 11 days?
At any point you could have stopped. You could have accepted you wanted access to kitty, you thought you could get it from here, couldn't, taken the L and moved on quietly. No one would have been the wiser.
Instead you doubled down constantly, had a site wide meltdown, and now it's a cop out saying "I was drunk" which is just another version of "it was trolling".
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Few things.
A) the drinking started before i ever talked to her.
B) ive been drunk for 2 weeks straight.
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Cope Seethe and Lies
The holy Trinity of moid tantrum when they get denied
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King shit
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Maybe the fridges at work are leaking coolant, and he's "drunk" on that?
Grocering is almost as dangerous firefighting or fishing for a living. That's why women (*generally) find them so irresistible.
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Is your experience with your mom? You can't save her, just like you can't save your mom.
It's not your onus to bear, man
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Ive dated multiple bpds
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Then this Save-A-Ho complex will be the death of you.
When you get drained of your self because you're too busy rescuing someone else from themselves, then you're not going to be able to be help to anyone, including yourself.
Look out for yourself first and foremost, because you can't save anyone else from drowning if you're already in high water yourself.
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pizzabros, he fell for the pity party trap.
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@Poj was an efoid you met on rdrama
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That was the past
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Obvious lie
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Nope.
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Come on dude, you probably would given the opportunity.
No shame in that, everyone likes getting laid
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I can say 100% no.
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isnt it cute when he pretends to be confused? he did it to me too
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Pizza pizza pls stop
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i agree which is why i have stopped drinking
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Bipolars will tell you what happened to them, but never tell you why it happened.
Unless you're 100% secured in your psychological/emotional state and have the bandwidth to deal with such messiness (and since you recently had an breakup, I would assume not), avoid such people because they'll bring you down with them.
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what? why what happened? it was either 1) i was four and hardly sentient or 2) the thing with my dad was because hes got rage issues and crashed out when i said i was going to a gastroenterologist. no lie.
didn't realize everything i say needed to be paired with a whole statement psychoanalyzing it
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Given the chance, I think I could psychologically dismember Ted.
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I think you've been training for this
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Pizza, do you have any friends?
Not online friends. Not people from here. Actual IRL friends who you spend time with IRL.
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16hrs later no response. Ok now I feel bad for him
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Don't. It's literally nobody's fault but his own.
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you say that shit 11 times a day
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Nope im done
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oh okay yeah i believe you for real this time
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when you two message on groomercord again please send me the screenshots
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He absolutely is not better than that lmao
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Me in the morning:
Me by 11:20 AM:
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That's gonna be me on Wednesday. I actually took Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday off of work just so I can drink AM beers and play kingdom come deliverance. Jannies, I expect a grace period of forgiveness for spiraling behavior, fed posting, and just otherwise annoying peepeehead behavior during this timeframe.
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Embrace the drunk posting. I'm pretty sure if you look at my generally small and irrelevant post history, almost all of them would be on a Saturday.
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based, @PeepeeButtKiss quit drinking at the beginning of the month but I'd love too crush some brews and play vidya
Trans lives matter
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Pizzashill you are spiraling. Have you been stocking too many shelves
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THE
GROCERIES
MUST
FLOW
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No he's at the holy shit I'm mid thirties alone eating rotten meat and the carpet in this dumpy apartment is older than my dad stage
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Been there before π. It gets better pizzashill but arguing with foids on groomercord is not the way
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You are MASSIVELY GAY for quitting drinking.
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He won't
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pizzashill damage control protocol engaged
@TheGrillcast please do an update episode with pizza
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I think next one needs to be less joe Rogan and more senate hearing. I think every user should be able to propose questions and force pizza to answer them
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@BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS @TheGrillcast @pizzashill please organize the trial of pizzashill with a studio audience
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if you guys would just stop responding to his 3892183 drunken spiraling threads about how empty his life is this wouldnt be an issue
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I'm trying to be helpful at least
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He doesn't need help I think he's fine actually.
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Well how are you doing? Still at Taco Bell?
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I'm working a pizzashillesque job now that is nowhere near as exciting but I'm getting paid more now.
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Pizzashill confirmed rich
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Ban both pizza and woot until the fight or go on the grill cast.
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I am done drinking they wont exist anymore
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you were done drinking 4 days ago too
https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/336843/i-have-decided-to-stop-drinking
you're not done, you're just embarrassed and hungover
we have all been there though not usually with anywhere near this degree of shame
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I am done carp, i can handle the community thinking less of me but not you - it was a wake up call.
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!friendsofcarp !friendsofpizzashill
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What is this schtick you're doing?
Trans lives matter
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LOL
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All alcoholics keep saying that.
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yikes dramaphobia, and from the top too
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imagine catering to some random lurker pinkname
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!pinknames
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Issue?
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That isnt what i asked fish
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Pizza and grill fly to woot for the fight, woot wins pizza has to admit he's a cute twink and rebuild his Porsche or something, pizza wins Ted has to move into one of woots properties. Grill films the whole thing and does a huge threeway pod but has to drink his own c*m in the end so we know for sure he was only doing it for love of the game.
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I've tried to have users submit questions last time and they were all r-slurred, other than @BILLYBIGBOLLOCKS giving the poj lore dump (thanks king).
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Where do you see your life going in the next 5-10 years pizza? A wife a white picket fence a bum in the oven?
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10 years ago he was posting r-slur shit on /r/drama
Today he is posting r-slur shit on rdrama.net
10 years from now he will be posting r-slur shit on rdrama.gov
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Let's ride it out for a couple of days and see where we're at
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All can be forgiven and you put your mental state at ease. Just cut yourself and meditate.
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HOW is it possibLe to straight-pipe this many Ls ?
Can you literally even hold a fart in what's left of your anus?
Wind-sock?
More like Boeing wind-tunnel
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ur a BIPOC
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The flip flopping between I was actually trying to help Ted/ I was actually trying to troll her it was just a prank / please please please have s*x with me is as pathetic as it is transparent.
Just stop posting.
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