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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED why did pizza delete his 6 drunken meltdown threads from yesternight telling everyone he didnt care about ted, hes actually with a hot asian chick and when people asked for proof he kept recording long vocaroos talking to himself pretending there was a woman present and everyone was just like no pizza thats just you talking

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Pizza is lying here.

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I'm in the screenshot! :taycelebrate:

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>7:28 in the morning before having to go in and stock shelves all day at your local Fred Meyer:

I am never drinking again, holy shit--what am I doing with my life? My body can't keep going through with this. I'm going to make a change.

>11:13 after making eye contact with your racially inferior Black boss--whom you know voted for Trump--and thus against his own best interests

The flask in my locker just has a little Jack in it. I'll finish that, and then I won't drink any more. Ever.

>3:01 and top-of-the-hour conditioning is complete and Jerome has gone home for the day, so you can finally look at your favorite cat-appreciation website and see what that nice girl you've got a crush on is up to

I HATE DONALD TRUMP I HATE BIPOCS I DON'T STOCK SHELVES BUT IF I DID I'D BE THE BEST AT IT I'M THE BEST AT EVERYTHING NOBODY CAN BEAT ME IN A DEBATE YOU WANNA DEBATE BRO I'LL DEBATE YOU RIGHT NOW I'LL DO IT DRUNK AS FRICK I DON'T GIVE A SHIT JEROME DOESN'T KNOW I HAVE KEYS TO THE ALCOHOL CABINET @T3D_SIMP LOOK AT ME I'M NOT JEALOUS OF SPAL HAHAHAHAA I DON'T LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA UNLESS HAHAHA JUST KIDDING FOID DESTROYED AHHAA ULTIMATE TROLL I'VE GOT A HOT ASIAN GIRLFRIEND HER NAME IS TED TOO ISN'T THAT FUNNY SHE'S FROM TAIWAN SHE'S SO MUCH HOTTER AND BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU HAHA BUT IF YOU LOVE ME THEN I'D BE WILLING TO THROW HER AWAY REALLY I WOULD THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER WE'LL LIVE IN PORTLAND FOREVER FRESH FOR EVERYONE I LOVE KROGER I LOVE KROGER I LOVE KROGER

>5:49 shift is now half-over, but your binge is only beginning in earnest

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I don't have enough spoons to read this shit

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nah longpostbot, this one was a fricking banger

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Aisle six.

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>6:20 mom drops you off in your one bedroom apartment within one of Oregon's most prestigious gated communities.

I need to consume the rotten flesh of frugal responsibility.

>7:54 a piece of foul chicken is mixed in together with a paper bowl half-full of slimy bellpeppers and stove cooked rice--you look across an empty RGB lit table and take to cat posting for company.

:marseylaptoppizzashill2:I purchased this digusting meat for really cheap, tell me how much it makes you losers seethe

>8:33 as the plastic Vodka bottle makes a satisfyingly hollow clunk atop the dandruff encrusted table--you see @T3D_SIMP posted the groomerchord DMs you forgot you sent.

*continue drinking

>9:45 theatrically, you employed a laborious triad. A plea which was laden with racial, misogynistic and anti-semetic slurs; you demand to be on some guy named @TheGrillcast 's groomerchord chat, which he records and publishes.

Pizzashill here, let me tell you guys whats really beenbgoing on here. Thisbeas all abtroll. You fricking r-slurs all thoight that thisbwaa really what id doblike okay i ueah ibreally want to frick yhisbfricking foid who doesnt evenb want to be with me because im just gonestly being abnice guu and Ibfell bad youbknoe?

Ibhave a million dollars, well almosy a million dolars in catching fallingbknives younficking r-slurs saidbincouldnt catch buy i got Nvidia yo shoe back on. So thosbfrickkng foid and youbr-slurs think i actually waa jist being real when ibasked her yobkice in my hollywoodbmovie oregon and it wasny even real.

Like its so fricking fjny estching yiu just believe anything lole this b-word is gross and wheoker os with her isbf konda desperate and probanly a jew.

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@PeepeeButtKiss stopped drinking a month ago and feel like shit everyday still. It's not all it's cracked up too be

Trans lives matter

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I quit last January and it took some time for me to realize I was waking up without the slowness from drinking. The holidays got me back into the wine though and now that I went a year without, I can definitely feel the difference. Some nice dramatard messaged me a while ago to give it time and he was right.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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I read "to give it time" as "to give it to me" and was pleasantly surprised :rofl:

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lol well the Ted drama got us on that mindset again.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Waiting is lame

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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gotta stop smoking also, and eat well, and get rest

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@PeepeeButtKiss stopped all drugs and alcohol. God freed @PeepeeButtKiss from substances so @PeepeeButtKiss can be a warrior for the white race

!chuds

@PeepeeButtKiss eat pretty well but do gotta fix @PeepeeButtKiss's sleep cycle tho

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You moving around at all? You gotta power through the lethargy.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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Yea @PeepeeButtKiss get plenty of movement in @PeepeeButtKiss's work and @PeepeeButtKiss try too work out few times a week, @PeepeeButtKiss think @PeepeeButtKiss just developed a nervous disposition from the years of boozing or something idk

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Really? I felt a lot better after a month. My only problem was I couldn't deal with going to the doctor and getting bad news sober.

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i also have a hot asian gf but she goes to another website

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Yeahhhh I fricked her

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as a modern man and an ally to women she's allowed to have s*x with anyone she wants. i'm not a controlling sexist pig. :hmph:

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Actually I fricked her before you did

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She fricked me though. Does that make us train brothers?

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yea

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https://media.tenor.com/Qg9hTsNYPaEAAAAx/train-trains.webp

Me and you and @Goomble

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and now pizzashill

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So more like this now. :taycringe:

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_EzN4oCF11IAAAAC/grocery-cart-cart.gif

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I have an asian gf

Ah ha!

I knew you were white.

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And all of this was on a Wednesday night :#marseyxd:

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everyday is a good day from drunken drama

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@Cathedral shame on you for shirking your duties

I NEED CRAKKKA BOOBA NOW

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Tbh, we can have taco Tuesdays :#taco: for Latinx :#marseymegaphonehappy:

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Thanks for your enthusiasm, but White Woman Wednesday is now over! :marseyitsover: I am returning to hibernation :marseysleep:

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wake the frick up :#bitchslap:

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Pizza works retail so Thursday might be his day off.

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So he can claim it never happened anytime someone brings it up.

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Just like those debates he's won against you.

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I live in his head rent free and he argues with me there. Only explanation I can think of.

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Why can I see /h/Coontown I blocked it

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Probably because it's unblockable

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What's your problem with coons, mister? :marseysmughipskorean:

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https://rdrama.net/post/338146/unhinged-vocaroos/7715031#context

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I deleted the asian ones because nobody could hear the other person?

Carp just leave me alone, i quit drinking over last night, what else do you want?

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I wonder how many times each month !boozers quit drinking for good

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I quit bimonthly

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:#marseyitsbimothy2:

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Frick you that was gonna be my joke :#marseyfluffyannoyed:

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I quit like every week.

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I quit the day after I quitted :marseyretardcheers:

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I'm just on a break. Why would I ever want to quit?

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Carp just leave me alone, i quit drinking over last night, what else do you want?

He's krayon (sister toucher) posting now. Pizza bros, it's getting dire.

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LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE CARP :emo:

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Yes?

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oh my god stop playing dumb you are the weakest most pathetic moid there is. OWN UP TO YOUR R-SLURATION

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:#snipsnip:

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that's inappropriate

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Yes, kill that scrote!!

:marseysick#os2:

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Go Queen! Beat him into pizza sauce! :#marseybloodpuddle:

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i quit drinking over last night

I've had nights like that... You doing okay?

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How much bottom shelf vodka do you have left in the house apartment, pizza?

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Dumped all of it

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Good if true

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Into his stomach

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kek

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Even better for us if true

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You could have given it to me. :marseysmughipskorean:

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I have bottles hidden all over the place if you want the ones still here you can have them

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!Remindme 5 months

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I will be messaging you on 30.06.2025, 19:38 UTC to remind you of this comment

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!remindme 3 weeks

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I will be messaging you on 20.02.2025, 20:35 UTC to remind you of this comment

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:stoni#ngpills:

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Can you keep this cute twink shit to the meta hole? Worst part about this website is all the behind the scenes cute twinkry that gets the most engagement.

Nothing worse than coming on to see 3 digit comment threads and then you open it and it's all meta shit, at least I know to block the meta hole now

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When I first joined this site you used to post lots of engaging drama that filled half the front page, what happened man :marseydepressed: now you're a meta-slop-poster like the rest of them

https://media.tenor.com/TxxK-usCnQAAAAAx/star-wars-chosen-one.webp

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I don't like it either but again I have no control over anything

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I have no control over anything

You're so zen carp. Can I have your babies?

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I thought you were the biggest peepee swinging neighbor round these parts after the Egyptian? Or is that just for wpd?

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I haven't been even tangentially involved with WPD in awhile.

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Yeah like I said I'm not much for the meta shit, moderating wpd seems bad for the mental. Like the feds who go after libertarians :marseydepressed:

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I'm Transformothy Hecko

:marseywave3:

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I'm Bimothy hello :marseywave2:

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I'm Nigmothy hecko

:marseykween:

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Niggothy!!!

:marseyimpossibru:

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LOL

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Keep yourself safe

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I heard the fricking Asian chick idk what you're talking about

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Sure it wasn't the tooth and fingerbone necklace that whispers to you sometimes?

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I must believe what I hear to be true

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I think there was a female voice extremely quietly. 90% of it impossible to understand what she was saying.

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it was fricking probs the fricking television

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:marseyxd: drunk pizza flirting with a woman on TV and recording himself. it's not impossible.

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Maybe he was being genuinely sincere but way too drunk to realize he's making a fool of himself

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Can someone post the vocaroos? I missed them

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There's really nothing thing there of interest though

https://rdrama.net/post/338146/unhinged-vocaroos/7715031#context

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The last one is great tho

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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@nobodynobody you're aware that you're 100% pizzashills looks match :marseyretard2:

(I know its an old response. bruh)

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@Aevann I think it's about time me and turk get our money back too :marseysmug6:

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I literally have posted programmer socks to @Aevann :carpwitchtrans2: It may work :marseybow:

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Why must I sleep 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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:#marseyme:

Sleep is for the weak :#marseyschizo:

Sleep is for the weak :#marseybangfast:

Sleep is for the week :#trollinsane:

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I'm in big pharma hello :marseywave2:

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How much did you give Bernie?

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Can this guy talk without a fricking marble in his asophagus ffs

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Nope

https://www.npr.org/2025/01/29/nx-s1-5279176/rfk-voice-spasmodic-dysphonia

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He's giving Sasha Grey a run for her money

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it got refunded

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and then a fricking Jackson Pollock painting mysteriously showed up at his 3rd vacation home, b-word?

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>hot insectoid

Herro Herro :#chinkbitch:

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!slots10000

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i missed all this

are his vocaroos still a thing

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