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:marseydisgustnotes: COMMUNITY NOTED why did pizza delete his 6 drunken meltdown threads from yesternight telling everyone he didnt care about ted, hes actually with a hot asian chick and when people asked for proof he kept recording long vocaroos talking to himself pretending there was a woman present and everyone was just like no pizza thats just you talking

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Pizza is lying here.

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I'm in the screenshot! :taycelebrate:

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>7:28 in the morning before having to go in and stock shelves all day at your local Fred Meyer:

I am never drinking again, holy shit--what am I doing with my life? My body can't keep going through with this. I'm going to make a change.

>11:13 after making eye contact with your racially inferior Black boss--whom you know voted for Trump--and thus against his own best interests

The flask in my locker just has a little Jack in it. I'll finish that, and then I won't drink any more. Ever.

>3:01 and top-of-the-hour conditioning is complete and Jerome has gone home for the day, so you can finally look at your favorite cat-appreciation website and see what that nice girl you've got a crush on is up to

I HATE DONALD TRUMP I HATE BIPOCS I DON'T STOCK SHELVES BUT IF I DID I'D BE THE BEST AT IT I'M THE BEST AT EVERYTHING NOBODY CAN BEAT ME IN A DEBATE YOU WANNA DEBATE BRO I'LL DEBATE YOU RIGHT NOW I'LL DO IT DRUNK AS FRICK I DON'T GIVE A SHIT JEROME DOESN'T KNOW I HAVE KEYS TO THE ALCOHOL CABINET @T3D_SIMP LOOK AT ME I'M NOT JEALOUS OF SPAL HAHAHAHAA I DON'T LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA UNLESS HAHAHA JUST KIDDING FOID DESTROYED AHHAA ULTIMATE TROLL I'VE GOT A HOT ASIAN GIRLFRIEND HER NAME IS TED TOO ISN'T THAT FUNNY SHE'S FROM TAIWAN SHE'S SO MUCH HOTTER AND BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU HAHA BUT IF YOU LOVE ME THEN I'D BE WILLING TO THROW HER AWAY REALLY I WOULD THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER TED AND PIZZA FOREVER WE'LL LIVE IN PORTLAND FOREVER FRESH FOR EVERYONE I LOVE KROGER I LOVE KROGER I LOVE KROGER

>5:49 shift is now half-over, but your binge is only beginning in earnest

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I don't have enough spoons to read this shit

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nah longpostbot, this one was a fricking banger

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Aisle six.

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>6:20 mom drops you off in your one bedroom apartment within one of Oregon's most prestigious gated communities.

I need to consume the rotten flesh of frugal responsibility.

>7:54 a piece of foul chicken is mixed in together with a paper bowl half-full of slimy bellpeppers and stove cooked rice--you look across an empty RGB lit table and take to cat posting for company.

:marseylaptoppizzashill2:I purchased this digusting meat for really cheap, tell me how much it makes you losers seethe

>8:33 as the plastic Vodka bottle makes a satisfyingly hollow clunk atop the dandruff encrusted table--you see @T3D_SIMP posted the groomerchord DMs you forgot you sent.

*continue drinking

>9:45 theatrically, you employed a laborious triad. A plea which was laden with racial, misogynistic and anti-semetic slurs; you demand to be on some guy named @TheGrillcast 's groomerchord chat, which he records and publishes.

Pizzashill here, let me tell you guys whats really beenbgoing on here. Thisbeas all abtroll. You fricking r-slurs all thoight that thisbwaa really what id doblike okay i ueah ibreally want to frick yhisbfricking foid who doesnt evenb want to be with me because im just gonestly being abnice guu and Ibfell bad youbknoe?

Ibhave a million dollars, well almosy a million dolars in catching fallingbknives younficking r-slurs saidbincouldnt catch buy i got Nvidia yo shoe back on. So thosbfrickkng foid and youbr-slurs think i actually waa jist being real when ibasked her yobkice in my hollywoodbmovie oregon and it wasny even real.

Like its so fricking fjny estching yiu just believe anything lole this b-word is gross and wheoker os with her isbf konda desperate and probanly a jew.

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@PeepeeButtKiss stopped drinking a month ago and feel like shit everyday still. It's not all it's cracked up too be

Trans lives matter

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I quit last January and it took some time for me to realize I was waking up without the slowness from drinking. The holidays got me back into the wine though and now that I went a year without, I can definitely feel the difference. Some nice dramatard messaged me a while ago to give it time and he was right.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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I read "to give it time" as "to give it to me" and was pleasantly surprised :rofl:

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lol well the Ted drama got us on that mindset again.

Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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Waiting is lame

:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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gotta stop smoking also, and eat well, and get rest

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@PeepeeButtKiss stopped all drugs and alcohol. God freed @PeepeeButtKiss from substances so @PeepeeButtKiss can be a warrior for the white race

!chuds

@PeepeeButtKiss eat pretty well but do gotta fix @PeepeeButtKiss's sleep cycle tho

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You moving around at all? You gotta power through the lethargy.

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Yea @PeepeeButtKiss get plenty of movement in @PeepeeButtKiss's work and @PeepeeButtKiss try too work out few times a week, @PeepeeButtKiss think @PeepeeButtKiss just developed a nervous disposition from the years of boozing or something idk

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Really? I felt a lot better after a month. My only problem was I couldn't deal with going to the doctor and getting bad news sober.

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