Allow me to introduce myself. I can't provide my name, but just know that I am an elite member of the Latter Day Gooner Cult. You probably have a lot of questions, and I've got some answers. Let me clue you in.
1. Who are the Latter Day Gooners?
We are a secret society dedicated to COOM. We believe that COOM is holy and that gooning is a sacrament. We have about 15, 000 members globally and our numbers continue to rise. You can't spot us in public because we look like ordinary people. We come to work and have normal conversation. We may even be your boss. It doesn't matter. All you should be concerned about is that we have unlocked new levels of gooning and we don't need adderral, poppers, or viagra to do it.
Our methods of gooning are focused on:
a) r*pe
b) human trafficking
c) domestic abuse
d) racketeering
e) unacceptable pornography
However, we are not like the DISORGANIZED coomers. We believe that cooming should be done according to schedules so that we can honor all of our fallen GOONERs.
2. How did the Latter Day Gooners begin?
None of the Latter Day Gooners can agree on when the cult began. Some say it goes as far back as the Ice Age, and that most humans were part of the Latter Day Gooners cult until the CHRISTIAN CHRUCH tried to squash SEXUAL DEBAUCHERY. But we did not die. We just infiltrated CHRISTIANITY. Now billions of Christians worldwide celebrate religious holidays not knowing they originated with the Latter Day Gooners.
Some cultures around the world have tried to kill the cult through circumcision. But some of my best GOONERS are cut. They just GOONED even though their Peepees were mutilated! In the cult, we do not discriminate. Uncut, cut, men, women, all are welcome.
3. What are the aims of the Latter Day Gooners?
We hope to establish a closer connection with God through GOONING. Sometimes, when we goon we see dazzling colors. We believe these are the whispers of God. And we GOON so we can hear the divine speak. Our wish is that every man and woman on Earth will experience the ecstatic joys of GOONING. It's better than
Straight s*x (never tried)
Land Surveying
Gambling
Beer
Love
4. Members of the Latter Day Gooners
We have already infiltrated this society. Members include @AverageBen10Enjoyer,
@KONGthedral,
@X, and
@CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM. We also have members in prominent places in society. You might recognize some of these names:
Sean "Diddy" Combs
Katy Perry
Mako Komuro
Warren Buffet
Luigi Mangione
Contrapoints
Joe Rogan
And many more, some of whom I do not have the security clearance to name. If you're interested in sophisticated GOONING and you aren't buying bootlegged, laced, and STOMPED ON "coompacks" on Whatsapp, then DM me. Lastly, don't believe anyone who tries to convince you that we are trying to "restrict" GOONING. That is not the case. Our members GOON freely. We just believe that there is a correct way to go about things when you're dealing with something so sacred.
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Hey, I saw that you just joined rdrama and a group of people who hate me are trying to smear my name by calling me a date male feminist. I just wanted to let you know that it's not true. If you want all the receipts proving it they're right here.
The TL;DR is that I hooked up with one of the hot girls on rdrama, and since I was twice her age, a lot of the guys here who wanted to bang her got jealous and assumed that the only way I could have managed that was by raping her, even though she herself said both before and afterwards that it was all completely consensual. So now that you're the new hot girl on rdrama, I guess they think that I'm going to somehow seduce you into flying all the way across the country (or some crazy shit like that) to hook up with me and they're trying to talk shit about me to make sure that doesnt happen. I don't understand it either, but I just wanted to let you know that I'm a nice guy and I hope you'll look at the evidence and make up your own mind instead of listening to all the jealous haters.
Anyway, with that little intro out of the way, welcome to rdrama! The culture's a little rough here and you're probably going to get tons of requests to β’show boobsU but if you talk to some of the women here first before engaging with all the creepy dudes, they'll give you some good advice to avoid stalkers and predators. Or (If you haven't been scared off by the rumor mill) you're welcome to ask me and I'm happy to help.
Just out of curiosity, how did you find this place?
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