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Tesla :marseyelonpaypig: Insurance offering 10% Discount for Using Their Self Driving :marseysteer: BETA :marseyxd:

https://x.com/sawyermerritt/status/1886125919112179999

This totally won't backfire lol

https://www.tesla.com/support/insurance/fsd-discount#available

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https://www.cybertruckownersclub.com/forum/threads/tesla-insurance-now-offering-10-discount-for-owners-who-use-fsd-for-50-or-more-of-driving-miles.35591/


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>next round of insurance is on me!

:marseyelonmusktalking:

>standing back and standing by!

:marseysaluteusatalking:

>crooze and booze!

:marseydrunk: :marseysteer:

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Theoretically, how would the officer know if I was driving drunk or if the car was driving?

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In most cases, it doesn't matter. Being in the car with the keys in your possession is enough to get a OWI, even if the vehicle isn't running.

Since Teslas can use your phone as a key and is always in a "ready" state, it's super easy to get a OWI -- doesn't matter if you're just sleeping it off.

Source: i grew up in Wisconsin

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What if you're in the trunk tho??

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This is an actually funny issue. If you're in the trunk, can you pull over a car with no one in it? No one has broken any laws and the computer can't intentionally break them.

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How do you protect yourself from that then, b-word? A FRICKING lock out tag out device on the fricking ignition, b-word?

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Sleep in someone else's car

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they don't

source: a tesla booze and croozer

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typing :marseyalt: this behind :marseymarcusstonebash: the wheel :marseysteerchingchong: rn


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Based Musk putting his money where his mouth is as always.

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>10% for at least 1/2 of all driving under FSD

:#marseythissmall:

Doesn't seem very confident if the discount is that small

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to claim the discount you have to waive your right to sue them if the FSD maimes you

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It's the fricking taxpayers money lmao

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How would this backfire? They probably have reasonable evidence that FSD is safer and thus this is a form of being actuarially fair.

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ik i have a hw4 vehicle :marseycarsuicide: lol, i'm baiting. nobody leaves :marseyautumn: updoots if it's a post soying about tesla :marseyelonmusk: insurance.


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My friend got a new model 3 and uses FSD a ton. It's crazy good now.

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I really want this tbh but i got suckered into taking over someone elses car

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i wish they made hybrids so you don't have to be an EcVck to use it.

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I personally wish there was a Corolla of EVs.

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EcVck?

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ecvck

cvck

cuck

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Oh I'm r-slurred thanks.

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HAHA!! Just wait until you start reafing "investigation launched into tesla breach!!" 🛻 Because "squints"😞 are driving their enemies off bridges!! 🥲 not a single chinese person is their own person... 😮‍💨 I think they all have friends and relatives back home who theyre afraid of being IMPRISONED... I DARE anyone to ask a chinese persons opinion on their government!! You WONT get a straight answer!! 🤥 Any answer except complete RENOUNCAL ALWAYS STRUCK ME as "suspicious"😑🤨...

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Oh cool, hope this works for my cybertrucks

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