https://x.com/JustinTrudeau/status/1886529228193022429
I just had a good call with President Trump. Canada is implementing our $1.3 billion border plan β reinforcing the border with new choppers, technology and personnel, enhanced coordination with our American partners, and increased resources to stop the flow of fentanyl.Β Nearlyβ¦
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) February 3, 2025
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Jesus Christ this is all so supremely r-slurred.
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Is anyone actually surprised by this?
Its the most obvious strategy ever but people keep getting mad and he keeps winning.
Orange Man: I'm going to kick $NAME in the knee.
Media: Trump states, without evidence, that he will kick $NAME in the knee which we believe will cause WW3.
Reddit: This is just like when Hitler killed 10 billion people. Someone assassinate him (not me though I'm a kitty)!
$NAME: I don't want a hurt knee.
Orange Man: Ok then do X,Y,Z.
$NAME: Ok
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It's just r-slurred to threaten to kick your close friends in the knees. Even if they give you their fries or whatever you want right then, long-term they are not going to want to be friends with you anymore.
Like, do you think Panama feels more, or less, positively about the United States these days? Do you think they are more, or less, likely to cozy up to China as soon as they can get away with it?
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Interestingly I have never once concerned myself with how Panama feels.
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That's cool.
Prediction: there will be a Chinese military base in the western hemisphere by 2050.
!remindmebot 2050
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lmao china basically owned panama until trump made panama cancel their deals with them
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There's nearly a 100% chance that whatever China had going on inside Panama will continue apace except now the US won't have any local goodwill to counterbalance it.
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If ywour gwoodwiww bwought u here, what gwood was it?
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Correct.
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just fricking invade Panama I fricking hate the whole "play nice in the pool" we're basically the oldest country around (that has the same consistent government) and the biggest guys. China is trying to take our place so we should solidify our place with any means necessary, yes that means nuking 100 million cute chinese women
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Werent you fricking BPD chuds antiwar like 3-4 months ago? When the frick was the panama canal even an issue that was discussed? I think you people may be literally brainwashed to suck Trumps peepee, it just doesnt make any sense otherwise.
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Dude you are such a loser, no it's not.
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That would be a consequence of the US electing more weak leaders, not because of a pimp slap to Panama. Democrats wouldn't do shit to stop the Chinese.
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Why did Trump postpone the tiktok ban?
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So that we can all continue to enjoy
itty bitty titties and a bob 
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Could not register a date. Please read the instructions: https://rdrama.net/@RemindMeBot
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Sure, let's look at Canada's nearby alternate trade partners, we've got ocean around us on 3 sides and oh look, there's still America as our only land-locked neighbour. Guess we're stuck with continuing trade with America because the logistics of shipping the majority of our exports to nations overseas is functionally impossible to completely replace our land-based trading.
Maybe if we don't want America to frick with us so easily, we should instead work towards actually building up our own economy instead of pursuing r-slurred and vacuous bullshit that leaves us weak and vulnerable to exploitation. Its not as though we're a massive, resource rich nation with the land and capital to reinvest in self-sufficient industry.
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Canada could trade with China like everyone else.
Like you're not wrong that Canada is kinda fricked for the short term, but in 20-50 years, who knows? Is it really that insane to think the US-Canada relationship might end up more like the Russia-Ukraine relationship (pre-2014)? A fearful enemy hunkered down next to a rapacious fading global power?
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we can hope
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This is just Trump's behavior and America's relations will be fixed instantly by putting an adult in the white house
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who. Cares. trans lives matter
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Good argument, the solution is clearly to take Panama by force.
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They're heads of state. They should know how this all works, and if they don't, they should read The Art of the Deal.
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You're also missing the subtly where when $NAME says "Ok" they actually don't do anything except take some token, meaningless action that doesn't fool anyone except for Trump's
dumbestsupporters.Edit: Edited for redundancy.
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He's not even going to genocide the
, is he?
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Swear to god if he kitties out of taking Greenland im marching on the capital myself
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Trump should have made them ship more eggs in
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I'm confused is that a bad thing?
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It's a good thing, and somehow it even convinced the rightoids that the jeet import isn't happening (see https://rdrama.net/post/339443/canada-to-appoint-a-fentanyl-czar/7737288#context). Trump racks up another win
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Seems like a good start to get them on the backfoot
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The trump voters eat it up too, so that will really help him out in 4 years.
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I think it is mostly because Biden so low
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George Droyd can be the fentanyl czar
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Therapist: George droyd isn't real he can't hurt you
George droyd:
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Trump is just fricking with the world at this point. It's like he's testing his negotiation powers or something
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He's barely even trying yet and all this stuff is happening
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Trump cucked on his tariffs based on Trudeau agreeing to put a fat black woman in charge of an ambiguous fentanyl dossier
Trudeau's successor was already going to lose the election to someone whose plan is to do more than this, and Trump's stunt gave the Libs a nice pre-election bump. Ironically he accomplished less than if he had just done nothing. If Carney somehow wins now, Trump's 4d chess will have resulted in less border security lmao
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Nothing is happening, and everything is exactly the same as it was before. Trump supporters continue to be the most gullible people on the planet. I guess the only thing that's a little changed is that we've lost some goodwill of our neighbors and closest allies.
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He knows
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