My boss texted me asking if I was free to join him for dinner tomorrow. Isn't that kind of weird?! Or am I over reacting? 
How do I get out of this? I already told him I didn't have anything going on after work
edit: please give me an excuse to get out of this after already telling him I had no plans??
nvm I think I'm going to pretend to be sick and not show up at work tomorrow
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Before going, do an enema. You need to be clean down there to avoid embarrassment in bed.
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lol he wants to smash
idk how you'd get out of it social skills are not my specialty
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One time, I went bowling with my boss on the weekend. He whined about his son who was my age still being a NEET and his wife.
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I usually just reuse old excuses i got a flat once in college and used thar pic for work and other shit until i bought a new vehicle
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Idk if it's normal or not, Google is failing me
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Your boss asking you to dinner is not normal (unless you want to hit it).
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Doesn't it depend though? This is the first sort of lax job I've had before, everyone seems to be friends and stuff. And he did say my probationary period was over so maybe that's it? idk i don't wanna go
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A boss taking a group of people out for drinks to celebrate some occasion is normal.
A boss taking a single (presumably) attractive woman out for a 1 on 1 dinner is serial killer behavior.
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that's what I was thinking, if it was with others I wouldn't care but it's alone so idk, I think it's because I'm done with my probation period at work so maybe he's just being nice but it still feels weird to me
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b-word help me come up with an excuse to not go!
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woman problems
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Just go what's the worst that can happen
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dont listen to
@lankyhands he never had s*x. Go to the dinner and see where it goes 
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!commenters theres a new thread where we would like a follow up
https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/340113/toebeans-how-was-the-date-with
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Stop pinging for boring e girl drama
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This is literally just the plot of Dunder Mifflin but in gay.
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Why not go? Seems like a chance to get promoted by pretending to be his buddy. I bet his wife nags him a lot.
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I don't want this at all!
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Hire a hooker that looks like you and send thems instead.
Enjoy your raise
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Well? How big is his peepee?
!besties
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Suck him off and get a fricking raise. What's the fricking problem, b-word?
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Did he do the thing where he asks if you are doing anything tomorrow first, and then asks if you want to go to dinner? I HATE people that do that.
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Yes that's exactly what he did, I didn't think anything of it but am now regretting that I answered honestly.
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What happened?
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I sent him a text telling him I had to pick up my niece and couldn't make it
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Ask him what he's making and then decide. If it's Alfredo definitely turn him down.
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Say that you're too busy because Bossmanjack got released from jail
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What he'll serve for desert
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What are you worried about? Blackmail him.
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Darn you might have to quit to get out of this one
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Unironically considered this.
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Go but act socially r-slurred the entire time, free meal
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Suck his peepee and there won't be a need for dinner
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Just say ur on the rag
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