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[GOOMBLE :marseyladybugitsover:] you think a redditor will actually murder this lil' dood or what?

At least one of the following people will be murdered or critically injured in a murder attempt on or before March 4th, 2025: Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran - 7 bets

no, but we'll have some other murder/terrorist attack related to DOGE within the next month - 35 bets

nothing ever happens - 174 bets


500 marseybux bounty for sending me the link when it happens.

If nobody sends the link, I'll spend a few minutes looking !remindme march 5th ":marseybeandoge:"


!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025

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Where's the "Someone will try but frick it up so badly everyone goes lol and forgets in a week"

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>manages to just set themselves on fire

:bushnelltantrum:

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That would fall under option 2. Doesn't have to be successful as long as it's dramatic enough to make the news.

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In that case, voting for 2. Gonna be some :marseytransattentionseeker: :marseyselfimmolation: somewhere.

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It seems like the kind of kitty thing redditors would pull off. Some 35 year old braining a teenager.

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OH MY SCIENCE it's just like Luigi's Mansion shooting that guy in the back :#soysnoo:

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>zoomer perm

>suit jacket and shorts

Idk but I hope someone does lulz

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Wearing shorts with a sports jacket deserves an execution


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Unless you're an NBA player :marseydunkon:

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Agree to disagree there

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Why would Marsey dunk on Marsey :marseysad:

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>Wearing shorts with a sports jacket

:#gigachad:

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Why? :marseysad:

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That haircut needs an execution

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People who wear blazers with shorts make me irrationally angry.

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:pepezoomerhair:

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The only thing redditors :marseyhammersrdine: murder :marseybackstab: is their father's bloodline.

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Misgender him, ask if he's a lesbian.

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!neolibs DarkDeity is drunk

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Better drunk then being Elon Musk's b-word intern.

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:#marseycheerupretard:

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>stochastic terrorism

:marseyscream:

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That dude r*pes. Not in the cool baller way like this

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738671307WK72Jpya5atJkA.webp

But pathetic frat party r*pe

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738671307xlPLPRoCwjtD6Q.webp

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Vintage meme, very nice

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I was there for the OG giant strag trolling people by replacing AIM banners with the classic. I miss LJ wars.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738681042nfZuFee8OVHOCQ.webp

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AIM?

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He look's short, someone should give him a wedgie.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738667957YXs_HbkSrAb6kg.webp

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BUT the entire Federal government is collapsing :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

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!genx I never thought I'd see this in my lifetime, but an Angus Young suit paired with a Mulatto Perm has me :pepereeeeee:

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:pepezoomerhair:

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i thought elon was supposed to hire smart people

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lol lmao

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He didn't? :marseybeanquestion:

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Oh now I kind of get it! :!marsey:

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Realtalk—Elon shouldn't have put this kid out there publicly, I don't think he's even doing anything but watching. Just say he's a fricking intern, and not letting internet crazies frame it like he's the dude trying to fire some Phantom Fury vet.

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I don't even know who he is but I hate him for his haircut

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Why? :marseybeanconfused:

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I don't get it :marseysad:

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He probably could use bear spray.

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Give him Irish sunglasses.

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Throw ink on his ugly suit jacket.

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https://media.tenor.com/f8ZUuOciVEwAAAAx/ic0niclisa-throwing.webp

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He looks more :rape:able than killable, tbh......

!male feminists

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738670617joG7Q8rfY8Uc5w.webp

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Why are they like that? :marseysad:

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This kid comes to your work at the US Marshalls and starts yelling at you. What you doing?

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I have no idea who that is


:fawfulcopter:

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me neither but he's why /r/whitepeopletwitter got banned

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He's the rizzler fr fr

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?

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I fricking hate zoomers so much

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I will be messaging you on 05.03.2025, 05:40 UTC to remind you of this post

Message:

:marseybeandoge:

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:#donkeykongrage:

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!remindme 24 hours "close doge"

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I will be messaging you on 05.02.2025, 05:41 UTC to remind you of this comment

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close doge

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Who is this

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What happened? :marseyconfused:

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