At least one of the following people will be murdered or critically injured in a murder attempt on or before March 4th, 2025: Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran - 7 bets
no, but we'll have some other murder/terrorist attack related to DOGE within the next month - 35 bets
nothing ever happens - 174 bets
500 marseybux bounty for sending me the link when it happens.
If nobody sends the link, I'll spend a few minutes looking !remindme march 5th ":marseybeandoge:"
!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !project2025
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Where's the "Someone will try but frick it up so badly everyone goes lol and forgets in a week"
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That would fall under option 2. Doesn't have to be successful as long as it's dramatic enough to make the news.
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In that case, voting for 2. Gonna be some somewhere.
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It seems like the kind of kitty thing redditors would pull off. Some 35 year old braining a teenager.
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OH MY SCIENCE it's just like Luigi's Mansion shooting that guy in the back
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Idk but I hope someone does lulz
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Wearing shorts with a sports jacket deserves an execution
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Unless you're an NBA player
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Agree to disagree there
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Why would Marsey dunk on Marsey
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Why?
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That haircut needs an execution
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People who wear blazers with shorts make me irrationally angry.
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The only thing redditors murder is their father's bloodline.
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Misgender him, ask if he's a lesbian.
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!neolibs DarkDeity is drunk
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Better drunk then being Elon Musk's b-word intern.
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That dude r*pes. Not in the cool baller way like this
But pathetic frat party r*pe
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Vintage meme, very nice
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I was there for the OG giant strag trolling people by replacing AIM banners with the classic. I miss LJ wars.
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AIM?
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He look's short, someone should give him a wedgie.
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BUT the entire Federal government is collapsing
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!genx I never thought I'd see this in my lifetime, but an Angus Young suit paired with a Mulatto Perm has me
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i thought elon was supposed to hire smart people
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lol lmao
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He didn't?
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Oh now I kind of get it!
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Realtalk—Elon shouldn't have put this kid out there publicly, I don't think he's even doing anything but watching. Just say he's a fricking intern, and not letting internet crazies frame it like he's the dude trying to fire some Phantom Fury vet.
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I don't even know who he is but I hate him for his haircut
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Why?
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I don't get it
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He probably could use bear spray.
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Give him Irish sunglasses.
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Throw ink on his ugly suit jacket.
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He looks more able than killable, tbh......
!male feminists
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Why are they like that?
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This kid comes to your work at the US Marshalls and starts yelling at you. What you doing?
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I have no idea who that is
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me neither but he's why /r/whitepeopletwitter got banned
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He's the rizzler fr fr
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I fricking hate zoomers so much
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I will be messaging you on 05.03.2025, 05:40 UTC to remind you of this post
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!remindme 24 hours "close doge"
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I will be messaging you on 05.02.2025, 05:41 UTC to remind you of this comment
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Who is this
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What happened?
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