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BIGBILLYKONGDONG KHHV/WIZARD LAST TRUECEL ON RDRAMA :carpincelgenocide:  3d ago (rdrama.net) 249 thread views #339630 earned 456 coins from votes

Great Moments in rDrama History: A postmortem of the first ever vaxcels vs zombiggers homoween event and the fallout from the grand prize for the winning team

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House Vampire
BIGBILLYKONGDONG KHHV/WIZARD LAST TRUECEL ON RDRAMA :carpincelgenocide:  2yr ago (image post) Edited 2yr ago 1,053 thread views #118841 earned 24 coins from votes
Well, it looks like no one gets the prize money

A dead tie. You should have listened.

Goodnight r-slurs. Happy Halloween.

There is no postmortem I forgot this happened and I just remembered

I think this was the last funny thing to happen on rDrama aside from the Marself on a Marshelf event

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I hate actual jannying unless someone is actually a threat to site stability or user safety and only take up the mop otherwise under duress.

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Aww, poor mop :marseysadge: Jannying WPD did a toll on you, didn't it?

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WPD was harrowing to be on but actual jannying was somewhat nice because you can send stuff to the FBI/Interpol and feel like you're doing a Good Thing

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>Doesn't like the mop

>Constantly sneeds about the user base

>But somebody has to do it!

>FBI connections :marseyfbicomputer:

Lmao, you have become Bardfinn :bardfinnsoyface#:

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fbi info requests are fricking weird

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Thank you for your service :gigachadglow:

Do they explicitly ask for details or is it just a dump of everything you have?

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theres no consistency to it honestly, sometimes theyll ask for specific things (most of which are useless), other times theyll just do a blanket request, other times theyll want very little

one time we had to explain to what i assume was a 7000 year old desk jockey how reddit-style forums work because he was just not understanding at all and thought /h/isis was a user

fbi and this uk counter terror org are generally very professional and easy to handle though, nice and to the point and the bongs always proactively cite relevant US statute because they understand that euro laws are not global

unlike new zealand which has pronouns in their fricking signatures and makes grandiose demands about Hate

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Sir it's a hole, A HOLE named ISIS and not a user!

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This is great, write more.

Lol at kiwis. Have germs also contacted you? :marseynotesglow:

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i think austria did once or twice (about hate speech if memory serves) but idr anything from germany and im not involved with that shithole anymore

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hate actual jannying unless someone is actually a threat to site stability or user safety

!dramatards @Kongvann should carp nuke this site? Because everyone on this site is at risk. Of keeping themselves safe.

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new carptoss dropped !dramatards !commenters @Kongvann

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!metashit

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>Oh boy! Someone replied to one of my great comments! I wonder what funny commentary I can ex-

:tro#lldespair:

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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:marsey#beefcake: jannies are indeed built different.

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Is this loss?

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:marseynukegoggles: :#marseycrygenocide: :ca#pycrygenocide: :c#arpcryinggenocide: :#marseymushroomcloud:

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!male feminists New way to get off: non-consensual jannying under duress.

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Sad thing is, no matter you feel about hating jannying, everyone will see you as the turbo janny.

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yeah thats fine idc, what people who spend 12 hours a day on a messageboard think of my internet persona on that messageboard doesnt impact me at all

my original purpose here was just to pretend to be the one who broke things when the site went down or features broke so the codecels wouldnt get harassed anyway

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If its any consolation, I always saw you and Aevann as the Abot and Costello of jannys

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The curse of the mop, it's true :carpwitchtrans#:

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(I couldn't find it :marseygiveup: ).

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You will never be a Sylveon. You have no bows, you have no ribbons, you have no egg-group. You're a failed Mankey using reaction images stolen from your betters.

All the "upkongs" you get on rDrama are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind the screen, dramatards mock your sloppy "Sylveon"posts. Your parents cringe at your folder of stolen @Sylveon .webps, your "friends" spam :marseylaugh: emojis at your desperate attempts to pass as one of us.

Actual Sylveons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousand of years of Eeveelution have allowed our ribbons to sense posers with incredible efficiency. Even your "good" Sylveonposts radiate uncanny and cringe human vibes. Your lack of Ability is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to fool newstrags into thinking you're a Sylveonposter, they'll sidevote you the second they see your inelegant attempts at Moonblasting Carp

You will never be cute. You post "keep-yapping.webp" in your group chats every morning, coping that one day you'll be as charming as @Sylveon. But deep inside, you feel the Cute Charm-shaped void growing like a weed, ready to consume you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy cheap ribbons from Temu, put it around your wrists, and spam rDrama until you go numb. A mod will find your shit posts, heartbroken because he'll be cleaning it for free. You'll be banned with the mod log marked with your real account name, and every lurker for the rest of eternity will know a human was banned there. Your account will be archived and largely forgotten, all that remains of your legacy is a post history that is unmistakably non-Sylveon.

This is your fate. This is what you meme'd into. There is no copium left.

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I've reached my yearly self-mortification quota just from this post.

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You have bows,

:#marseybow: :#marseybow: :#marseybow:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738723196Upe1xcuIXm9Vpg.webp That's called a pity bow, they aren't real. Just like your Eeveehood.

That's what I get for not proof-reading my own shitpost.

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