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Annexing Gaza would be awesome for us and everyone else. Anyone opposed to the idea is an unpatriotic moron at best and more likely a seditious foreigner. Conquest is NOT intervention :marseysaluteusa: :marseysaluteisrael!: :marseyflagpalestinegenocide:

You are wrong.


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the fucking guy who did 9/11 is fucking standing up there right next too trump making the announcement

so annex israel while ur at it, mr trump.

jews are smart. would make a great addition too our portfolio. literally the best

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I stand with Israel, and they will stand within the fucking us. @H ahahahahahahaha

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REEEEEEEEEEE DA JEWS DID 7/11 :hysterical:

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Trump has returned a sense of whimsy and wonder to politics! Anything can happen! Tomorrow we could wake up and learn of new trade deal with China where we're exchanging all our grizzlies for pandas. Washington DC is being turned into a strategic cobalt mine. The real reason we're taking Panama is because it's tall mountains near the equator is the best place to build a space elevator.

For you when Trump annexed Gaza it was the most important geopolitical event of the 21st century. For !project2025 it's a Tuesday :#marseymagahat:

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:#marseydance:

I'm so excited! Trump is delivering banger after banger that I didn't even think were possible.

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Notice pizzaLL's gullet is fuLL?

CoincidenceπŸ€”

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I came.

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We are hitting the levels of drama previously thought impossible.

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>wake up

>still no pandas

I did that!

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:#marseytrump:


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I'm starting to wonder if Trump uses belugas with random word balls to write his policies.

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The Wall Street Journal article on this went through all the other foreign policy proposals that he's framed as real estate development opportunities. I like to think these are sundowner moments where it's still 1988 and he's the king of New York.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-02-05/trump-tried-and-failed-to-lure-kim-jong-un-to-peace-with-beachfront-condo-plan

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He's also made comments about beachfront property in Ukraine after the war is over, but I can't easily find then without tripping over Trump Ukraine stuff from his first term. Anyway I think it's funny that his understanding of the world revolves around building resorts.

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Kinda like when Jimmy Carter got demented in his latter years, and started building houses for poor people, for some bizarre reason.

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Honestly absolute masterclass by Mr. Trump. :marseyclapping:

Yesterday we found out we're going to be sending redditors to prisons in El Salvador.

Today we find out we're sending the Palestinians to Indonesia or something and annexing Gaza for America.

No one saw any of this coming.

I cannot wait to find out what we're going to get tomorrow. :marseyexcited:

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Trump is the Presidential equivalent of American football. Technically you can sit down and have a discussion about how bad it is for the people involved and the brain damage and the ruined lives and beaten women and cheering on male feminists if they score high enough, but at the end of the day when you look at the actual thing in practice it still looks so kino that 90% of the time you cannot help but go darn I know its bad but it looks so cool I cannot stop asking for more of it.

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If Trump really wants to stir things up, he should propose moving the Gazans to West Jerusalem.

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No one saw any of this coming

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Have fun dying for Israel young chuds!

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How is it dying for Israel when we would be taking over the land

Why do you all keep parroting this

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How are !chuds this stupid


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!chuds

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>it's American soil because Jared Kushner developed some condos there

Do chuds really fall for (((tricks))) this easily?

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All the Trump :marseybackstabglowie: peepee riders just don't understand how things work, but it's funny :marseythissmall: seeing them reveal themselves to be brainless stooges.

This is obviously not going :marseysal3: to happen. It's just a negotiation tactic like what he did with the tariffs.

Nobody wants this. America :marseykissinger: doesn't want this, Israel :marseymerchantitsover: doesn't want this, all the regional allies really don't want this

But pay attention :marseyselfharm: to how people will react :marseywebshit: once it's revealed that this isn't going :marseysalmaid: to actually :marseynerd3: happen. All the people clamoring to be the loudest yesman will simply immediately change their tune cheer :marseyletsgo: on whatever :marseyjerkoffsmile: happens, even if it's a complete 180 .

No brain, no opinion, just 60iq

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I'm just happy to be excited about so many things going on and not going on.

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:#marseywhirlyhatpat:

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Ayyy lmao !chuds you will be getting deportations just not the ones you expected

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:#fellforitagainaward2:

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!nonchuds laugh at them

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Knowing a muzzie runs this account makes it so much funnier

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I'm an isolationist but I also support the US annexing as much territory as possible. That's more of us to isolate.

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No you're not.

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Bullshit, I'm the most isolated person I know (which is nobody).

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And what do you do with the Palestinians living there? No Arab country wants them.

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Deport them of course. A big part of why he got elected is because we want deportations. Iran really wants to help them, I'm sure they'd love to assimilate Palestinians with Israel no longer keeping them from doing so.


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You can only deport someone to a country that lets them in, and every country in the Middle East is very clear that they don't want them in their country. They caused ruckus in every country they were exiled to.

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No human is illegal, chud

Let them in

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Interestingly this little country called El Salvador just offered to subcontract brutal prisons. Led by a man named Nayyib Bukele - an ethnic Palestinian. Who better to run the camps?

Calling this shit now lmao also no moral judgement on it either way it's just what's happening

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Colombia didn't want us deporting Colombians to them but they still rolled over and took it.


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Colombia didn't want us deporting Colombians

It's Colombian to Colombia.

Egypt for example is already poor so if they take like million of Palestinian it would make the situation worse + most Arab citizens want that Palestinians keep fighting so that would destroy the current gov of any country that accept this. That's why Israel don't push Palestinians on other Arab countries.

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Don't care, if Palestinians want to come to McGaza they can apply for green cards and we'll see.


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Egypt doesn't want them as the last time they took in some Palestinians they tried to start a coup.

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If we could get gaza without the palestinians im all for it, but I know for a fact we're going to be stuck giving them refuge or maybe even citizenship if we're cucked enough

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Vance 48 would NEVER


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Subjects but not citizens

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Iran doesn't give a shit about HAMAS, their proxy pawn is Hezbollah.

HAMAS is a convenient diversion, but they couldn't give a shit if 30.000 more sunni-born gazan kids get wiped out.

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Put them in Greenland

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No one cares

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I'm gonna need pizzashills opinion before making a final decision

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Born too late to get blown up by sandBIPOC IEDs.

Born too early to get blown up by sandBIPOC IEDs.

Born just in time to get blown up by sandBIPOC IEDs.

:#marseysoldieramerica:

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420 Blaze it all

Annex Ganza

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With a permanent American population and territory there the rest of the region is ours for the taking at our leisure with absolutely zero effort and what would surely be constant provocation from our new neighbors and their impotent anger issues. 51st state Gaza opens up a world of possibilities and it's such a no brainer and the only reason it seems concerning to anyone is because with the exception of Russia, no one noteworthy has bothered taking land in nearly a century. It also has the added bonus of saving countless millions of lives as we would civilize the area for the first time since the British left.

From the river to the sea, my country tis of thee :marseysaluteusa:

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thats a prtty good rhyme did u jus make it up? ur so cool

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Keep on dunking Queen

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So true no way it can go tits up. Just like last time! :marseysaluteusa:

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We were stupidly not annexing Iraq and Afghanistan. If the goal had been removing them all and putting our own shit there it would have taken less time, fewer lives and less money.


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Yikes imagine not killing the jews and arabs and turning the whole place into a golf course and resort. So much for RADICAL CENTRISM.

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>Dude we are totally conquering and not cleaning it up for free for an exorbitant sum for our master

Anyway carp what's your favorite dk game

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DKC2 by miles!!!!!!


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This is a great idea that will have no downsides

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unironically i'm in for trump taking over gaza and killing anyone who is even remotely linked to terrorism because frick those people

but it's not actually gonna happen

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Amen

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Sorry Carp (Crap) but ur wrong on this one

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Haha that's what you get :marseyemojilaugh:

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Honestly American :marseysouthernbelle5: occupation is the best possible result for the Palestinians because burger :marseyscooter: soldiers :marseyarmy: aren't going :marseyhey: to have that genocidal zeal that the Israelis have.

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They're going to want to give palestoids US citizenship because of this :marseyyikes:

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u got it all wrong fam. He explicitly said he wants to relocate all the Palestinians to some other country and then the US will come in clean up all the wreckage and start building seaside resorts!

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I recognize it, gaza was always american :marseyappleseed: land.

Glory to Russia! :marseysaluteussr:

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Spreading them out would just give them more access to weapons and new recruits. We've learned nothing from DeBaathification.

The only solution is to kill them all or put them in prison. In minecraft.

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fascists don't have serious opinions, only aesthetics. your problem has always been you hide your fascism under irony.

I don't like to think you're actually fascist, that you actually want Trump to destroy the Constitution, but if you do, then you are darned to heck.

To empower the state to exterminate people is blasphemy and the power of Christ shall compel you away from your foul worthlessness.


It might work out. Trump going to North Korea didn't produce peace between the Koreas. Just because Trump says it doesn't mean it's going to happen, or even that it's a good idea.

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There was nothing remotely ironic about this thread. Rare impgang whiff.


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haha good one you almost had me for a second

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He should take over Israel as well. If it's really the land of milk and honey it should belong to the US.

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Umm

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:redlight: !jannies - @BushWasRight takes a ban for the p-word accusation in the report, of the 2nd top jannie no less :redlight:

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I stand with Israel, and they will stand within the fucking us. @H ahahahahahahaha

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All weebs are libertarians

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This news is the first thing I saw when I woke up. What a way to start the day :feelssogood:

Do you plan to visit the new Gaza resort when it's finished Carp?

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Coinflip: :tails:

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