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North Louisiana Baptist vs south Louisiana Catholics fighting over who is really Christian
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What's the difference between Jews, Protestants, and Baptists?
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the head of the Church.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
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Baptists wont hold my hand or hug me but will suck me and take it in butt.
Makes you think
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And you gotta take two of them fishin with ya. If you only bring one they'll drink all your beer.
I fricking hate baptists bro
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They're going to be hungover as heck the next day though.
They'll get up before you do and drive home so you can sleep in!
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Weirdly true.
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Gotta be on the Lord's side, so when he does hang me from an American flag pole I'll be cool with it
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What denom are you so I can mock you back? Because you're either loonier than we are, having a schism, British
, or in Anglicans case all three.
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Methodist on paper... John Wesley hated the booze as much as baptists lol
Given recent events in the church there's plenty of ribbing to be had.
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Yeah you guys firmly are in the schismatic camp. The only reason it's not getting worse is because whatever group leader bunch runs your denom actually owns the rights to the church land.
Imagine your denomination only surviving due to property taxes.
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My Methodist family might as well be Baptists. They are as booze and fun hating Aggies as one can be.
Being a Christian mutt. Raised Baptist, schooling Baptist and episcopal and suffocated by catholic in laws
Despite being a liberal church, I think Episcopalians have the best attitude about it. They drop all the pretense around it and basically admit it's just a social gathering
Baptist are the worst. Just annoying, preachy hypocrites that hide libertarians just as much as the Catholics. One of which was thought bible at my school and got disappeared
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Lol that's quite the spectrum.
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My Baptist school was a joke. I was reading Harry Potter and got in trouble for it. My parents had to explain to the headmaster that I was actually reading for a change and they weren't going to stop it. We had a school wide chapel where they explained it was the work of the devil.
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Lol, my cousin a couple grades older than me married a baptist and there was no Harry Potter allowed in her house.
The fast and furious that came out around the same time as the first Harry potter movie with the s*x, drinking and law breaking, totally fine for their kids.
Looking back now it's crazy how many people hated Harry Potter in the early 2000's lol
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Buddy episcopalians are the only denom I'm certain is wrong. I'll admit saint peter may say yeah no Catholics were dead on but there is no way the pop culture country club founded by friggin Henry the 8th hasn't lost the plot.
Of course you think they have it right their holy bible may as well be Maxim magazine.
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Yeah I don't really care about any of that. I space out during church.
Catholics have too much pomp and useless time wasting with barely audible old shit
Southern Baptist are just fricking annoying. The services flirt with the mega church variety. Some dork with an guitar singing our god is an awesome god
Episcopalian is nice catholic light where they have a taste of it but don't waste the service with half an hour of procedural. Also tend to have the hottest women due to being the rich white people church
I was pretty steeped in southern Baptist culture. So my headspace on Christianity is a reflection of that, I loathe those people
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The Episcopal Church has issues with chasing boutique social issues that go against their dogma, though
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Oh man you went to the really gay rock churches yeah those suck. You gotta find an old timey piano playing church that is about who can make the best pie in the monthly lunch in the fellowship hall
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I think both the blue tribe and red tribe churches are dying out. Neither one seems very Christ like to me. With the Pope going blue, and dragging the Catholics with him, its gonna struggle in the coming years. The one that will grow in the next few years will be whatever manages to stay clean of the culture war. I hate that the church got wrapped up into it, but probably a lot of these churches needed to be put out to pasture. I bet there will be a new church that pops up soon that looks purple, and bases its teachings off the early church before Rome got a hold of it.
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You both worship a jew. Go play with rattlesnakes.
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