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Oh man you went to the really gay rock churches yeah those suck. You gotta find an old timey piano playing church that is about who can make the best pie in the monthly lunch in the fellowship hall

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Frick um, I can't stand southern Baptist and their acoustic guitars.

Really it's how hypocritical they are. The worst kind of rightoids are always Baptist

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Trad Baptist churches aren't near as stupid somehow. It was one of those dumb yacht rock ones that went "UM ARE YOU EVEN A CHRISTIAN" when I said evolution happening isn't against God's will and this Ken Hamm guy sure looks like a grifter. So I do get your point the big Baptist churches can be insufferable. But the small ones are always wonderful to be around.I do free security on Sundays for a little church and the old ladies love giving cookies or something for "being out in the elements".

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Sounds like a sweet gig to get your butt groped by your fat boomer security manager while he rants about how gays reproduce while masturbating to children.

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The trick is because of that shooting a few years back everyone is super paranoid, so now every church security officer is strapped.

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So you get to sit in a room with several old boomers and listen to them mumble about the gays while they masturbate to children.

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Your fantasies are very strange. I've never seen a peepee of anyone under 20 or over 30.

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