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North Louisiana Baptist vs south Louisiana Catholics fighting over who is really Christian
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My Methodist family might as well be Baptists. They are as booze and fun hating Aggies as one can be.
Being a Christian mutt. Raised Baptist, schooling Baptist and episcopal and suffocated by catholic in laws
Despite being a liberal church, I think Episcopalians have the best attitude about it. They drop all the pretense around it and basically admit it's just a social gathering
Baptist are the worst. Just annoying, preachy hypocrites that hide libertarians just as much as the Catholics. One of which was thought bible at my school and got disappeared
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Buddy episcopalians are the only denom I'm certain is wrong. I'll admit saint peter may say yeah no Catholics were dead on but there is no way the pop culture country club founded by friggin Henry the 8th hasn't lost the plot.
Of course you think they have it right their holy bible may as well be Maxim magazine.
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Yeah I don't really care about any of that. I space out during church.
Catholics have too much pomp and useless time wasting with barely audible old shit
Southern Baptist are just fricking annoying. The services flirt with the mega church variety. Some dork with an guitar singing our god is an awesome god
Episcopalian is nice catholic light where they have a taste of it but don't waste the service with half an hour of procedural. Also tend to have the hottest women due to being the rich white people church
I was pretty steeped in southern Baptist culture. So my headspace on Christianity is a reflection of that, I loathe those people
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Oh man you went to the really gay rock churches yeah those suck. You gotta find an old timey piano playing church that is about who can make the best pie in the monthly lunch in the fellowship hall
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Frick um, I can't stand southern Baptist and their acoustic guitars.
Really it's how hypocritical they are. The worst kind of rightoids are always Baptist
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Trad Baptist churches aren't near as stupid somehow. It was one of those dumb yacht rock ones that went "UM ARE YOU EVEN A CHRISTIAN" when I said evolution happening isn't against God's will and this Ken Hamm guy sure looks like a grifter. So I do get your point the big Baptist churches can be insufferable. But the small ones are always wonderful to be around.I do free security on Sundays for a little church and the old ladies love giving cookies or something for "being out in the elements".
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Sounds like a sweet gig to get your butt groped by your fat boomer security manager while he rants about how gays reproduce while masturbating to children.
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The trick is because of that shooting a few years back everyone is super paranoid, so now every church security officer is strapped.
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So you get to sit in a room with several old boomers and listen to them mumble about the gays while they masturbate to children.
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The Episcopal Church has issues with chasing boutique social issues that go against their dogma, though
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The hot white women come with consequences
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Lol that's quite the spectrum.
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My Baptist school was a joke. I was reading Harry Potter and got in trouble for it. My parents had to explain to the headmaster that I was actually reading for a change and they weren't going to stop it. We had a school wide chapel where they explained it was the work of the devil.
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Lol, my cousin a couple grades older than me married a baptist and there was no Harry Potter allowed in her house.
The fast and furious that came out around the same time as the first Harry potter movie with the s*x, drinking and law breaking, totally fine for their kids.
Looking back now it's crazy how many people hated Harry Potter in the early 2000's lol
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It was pretty intense. I couldn't tell you what I learned there besides W was already the GOAT president and a lot of Bible stuff.
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