these birds are so r-slurred. first, which pervert ornithologist named them this? disgusting. boobies, tits, peepees, shags. what is wrong with these people?
second, i HATE that their beak is concealed like that. they look fricked up and deformed. also disgusting. beakless freaks. debeaked. GIVE HIM HIS BEAK BACK!!!
they are lekking birds, which basically means to Get B-words, a bunch of males gather in a group (called a lek) and desperately display for the females. however because they are r-slurred they often forget about the females and start fighting each other.
also, peepee-of-the-rock leks are fundamentally useless imo because there's a single Chad Male that gets almost all the females, and the rest of the incel males get nothing. lmao 
more pics of these frickers:
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You will never be a real bird. You have no beak, you have no oviduct, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual lek twisted by evolution and lack of predation pressure into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. !chuds
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Their hair
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you can't tell me this isn't a dust bunny
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The first picture is a spitting image of that one hedgehog pic
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i am not visualizing. got the pic?
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Not on hand, no, but just visualize a hedgehog XDing.
edit: here you go:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/freakydeekyshit/3139354361
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Just like me fr
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you're scaring me man
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is she dead?
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Nah, she just stopped posting a while ago I think.
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rip
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!animalposters informative birdpost about some birds that are just like us!!
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If theyre like us then WHY WONT THEY DATE ME
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Be real bb would you date you?
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wtf is wrong with you that bird is fresh to death
fricking haters can't let a male have a sense of style smh
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i'll admit i dig the orange, especially in the Andean species, but he needs to show his beak. it's fricked up that you can't see the beak
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you're so thirsty for the beak
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it's messed up, man
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I keep seeing all these bird posts on Chinese social media where these people with bird pets push incredible amounts of seeds right into the bird's mouth with a tiny shovel.
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i think i know what you're talking about. like baby birds? they're greedy. link me one if you can, and i can Inform You.
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I couldn't find one of the videos but it's these birds
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ZEBRA FINCH
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finch
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It's to fatten up their livers for foie gras.
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HE IS NOT WATERFOWL HE IS COTINGID
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Ted, they're Chinese, they'll eat anything.
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IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. also foie gras is FRENCH
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The French are the Chinamen of Europe.
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Love that birds won the evolutionary arms race with flight to such an insane degree that they've only been evolving increasingly elaborate courtship displays/appendages.
Like there are birds of paradise that spend 80% of their waking life practicing singing, building a tight nest and dancing just to frick and possibly never even see the lady bird again
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have you ever watched Dancing With the Birds? it's hands down my FAVORITE documentary. it's on netflix, and it's all about elaborate bird courtship and such. it's so goofy. the male will go all out and the female always looks kind of confused and overwhelmed. there was one scene where the female rejects the male and the poor little guy genuinely looked SO upset
also another scene where one of the male bowerbirds gets stressed out mid performance and starts tweaking, but he collects himself
AND MACGREGOR'S BOWERBIRD!!! SO TALENTED!
birds are such wonderful creatures. there's so much more to them than people realize :)
(also sorry if this comment posts twice. my wifi is having a psychotic break)
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Yeah that's what I was thinking of specifically in my last paragraph, was guessing you'd heard of it. The part that's set to cosmic dancer by trex where the bird of paradise is doing its insane 12 or so part routine was the closest I've been brought to tears by a nature doc.
Just something so beautiful that nature could produce this crazy little bird that spends its entire life mastering a dance routine that only the lady bird should rightly see. Also all the young fellas on the side lines waiting to practice their shmoves is very funny.
Bowerbirds are the ones that make the crazy sculptures right? You'd think it'd be more well known that there's an animal out there that makes artwork
does it just not count cause they're doing it to mate? people are giving human artists too much credit if they think they're doing it for some deeper meaning 
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I like your bird posts.
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thank you my friend!
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That dude will pay you for nudes
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he ain't getting shit nor frick
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Trojan maxxing
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I saw these guys at the once. They sound as r-slurred as they look but they are very entertaining!
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they are certainly something!
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I'm surprised it's from South America, because the majority of the world's most r-slurred birds are from Papua New Guinea.
(dat Wallace Line....)
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ngl i frick with the wallace line
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this is good ted, nice to see you back to your bird posting roots.
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I've seen these in a couple of zoos, they look really cool
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God forbid and bird evolves to fit a niche in a way that doesn't look pleasant to you
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don't get me wrong, i LOVE them. they're absolutely fascinating. but they are r-slurred. and that's okay
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Fricking b-word stop badmouthing the peepee of the rock it utterly mogs whatever gay flying rat is your favorite
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as previously stated i absolutely LOVE them and think they are so fascinating but they are also r-slurred
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Get your mind out of the gutter
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i didn't name them!!
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