Impeachment articles filed!
(do NOT read the actual article) 
Walls status?
---> closing in
Is this.... "The Beginning Of The End?"
It's currently #2 on /r/All. Surely it will be #1 soon.
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Democrat impeachments were real. Trump spoke with Zelensky on the phone... and he did that other thing.... which no one can remember...
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Erm, we've had the white house for 16 of the last 20 years, sweaty
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How do people turn into this?:
("Marshall law" lmao)
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Rolling over submissively isn't a strategy
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You say thatβ¦
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Lmfao these guys
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when are we getting the night of long futa peepeees
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soon inshallah
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i want it on record that if trump long knife nights redditors i'm fully on board and will enthusiastically participate.
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now kith
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Fun fact the Nazi guys they killed weren't actually plotting a coup and hitler was a schizo
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Wasn't it the guys who weren't that interested in doing a genocide?
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No wait he was actually crazier than hitler
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I'm fairly certain they did Hitler was just convinced they were plotting a coup
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He just knew they'd turn eventually
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I would like to know who they think the SA is in this analogy. Is it the heckin' Proud Boys? Maybe it's Voldemort's Latinx voterbase?
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from another like #4 post on /r/all
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It's true, my gun totin redneck uncle got on his knees and cried "I shoulda voted for Ol' Oakland Kam" and all his honkey tonk bros started nodding and looking ashamed "...man, how are we gonna fix this?"
It's the first time my very macho uncle has EVER cried according to great aunt Laurie, who burned her maga gear this morning!!!
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oh god do you remember that Redditor story about the salt of the earth mechanics and farmers at the bar having a cold brew and they started saying Kamala is the better candidate?
frick why didn't i save that
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because you failed future self. save everything going forward.
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How do they find energy to do this every day (for 4 years)
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Redditors have been seething at Trump since 2016, it's been 9 years of the walls closing in.
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Bots will do it until the end of time. Reddit has to be filled with engagement bots at this point
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could it be because the courts literally said trump isn't a male feminist?
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The funniest cope among Leftards was how they lost the debate so hard by calling him a "convicted male feminist" that they now say "adjudicated male feminist", like have you EVER heard that term used before?
It's a brand new term born out of TDS.
And to get the term 'male feminist' they have to cite that article of the judge saying 'well, it kinda was r*pe haha'
which is why you just need to have this handy:
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i laugh every time i see adjudicated male feminist
a word not a single one of those people even knew existed before
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call them trumpophobe and move on
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there's the whole page FYI, but the other one is cropped for maximum seethe
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what kind of sexual 'abuse' isnt r*pe?
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aaaaaand saved thanks
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That was the realest story in the history of stories, maybe ever.
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And then everybody clapped, and Albert Einstein started handing out $100 bills and told the office the condoms were under the sink with a wink.
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Nothing but the best and brightest over there.
For the curious.
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but also they really aren't sending their best. Why squander time and political capital on this when they obviously don't have the votes?
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Comrade, this is how a leftoid GAINS political capital
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Nobody is going to remember this when midterms roll around
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but there is a small chance there will be favorable name recognition
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So they can say they did something and then get their base in a tizzy
There is no better position to be in politics than in Congress in a heavily blue or red district/district when your party isn't in power
Get to do nothing but grift
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Look up all the legislation the dude that filed the impeachment articles has been responsible in 20 years in Congress.
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I assume a bunch of ghetto shit given his district
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I don't want to, just tell us what it was so we can either laugh or roll our eyes.
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It's still r-slurred though. A better, cheaper grift right now would be throwing a slurpee at Elon. Save the futile impeachment for year 2 or 3 when you have something concrete to point at and you can use it as a wedge issue to force the hand of some disgruntled moderate Republicans.
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All the dude needs to do is keep his name out there and he'll never lose his seat unless they redraw Texas
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And in case you think you hate journos enough, the very first line of the article reveals that articles of impeachment have, in fact, not been filed.
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Not even worth reading the headline tbh
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I was over at my dads house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, legit cowboy boot wearers and the working class go to unwind with a cold one.
President Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said to his auto mechanic (friends since high school),
"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Ol' Scranton Joe's got my vote this year."
I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I heard a few calls of "Yes sir" and "Darn Straight" from the men around me. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.
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Where were you when Blumph was FINISHED
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oh boy BlueAnon at it again.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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remember when they decided Alex Jones was literally worse than Hitler for denying Sandy Hook shooting and they sued him for 6 bazillion dollars and then they immediately denied the Trump shooting?
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No matter how much changes, wingcucks are all the same.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I am going to need the biggest nothing will happen energy we can gather for this one
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there just aren't words to describe how r-slurred redditors are.
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Shut up, chud!
Trump (Sweet Potato Hitler) is finished!
You can take that to tge bank
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oh shit, every one get in here!
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[edit] aw :(
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watch this & learn
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he can't get out of this one! it's not like the last 10,000 times we said he was definitely getting impeached and/or going to prison for life! IT'S REAL THIS TIME!
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yer a redditor and got offended by my comment huh
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Marshall law is named from when Joe Marshall enacted the first law.
If it doesn't come from the Marshall region of France, it's not real law.
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i dont even believe those freaks when they talk about toppling their own government. they're probably doing it performatively to make brainlets think trump did something fricked up and get's le consequences.
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He impounded an appropriation congress had made. As none of the fricking rightoids know what that word means they tried to make it about the fricking phone call itself rather than the fricking implication.
Obviously this isn't going to work this time either but impoundment is fricking one of the fricking clearest cut legitimate ways to be impeached. If congress passes a fricking bill that says x gets n and doesn't attach executive managed controls then the fricking executive doesn't get to have anything to do with it.
I do enjoy that all the fricking rightoids seem to really want a fricking monarch or emperor though. It warms the fricking cockles that people can be so r-slurred to claim to support the fricking constitution and then shit all over it.
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Fun fact: a president who gets impeached gains on approval rating after the circus show
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Oh wow im sure it will not only work but expose him as a very bad man this time. Surely.
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Ahahahah that screenshot
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If redditors spent half the time they spend writing
they could've overthrown drumpf and installed their own trans dictator with hecking common human decency
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