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More like B-word McConnell :marseycarlos:

https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-vows-to-continue-falling-down-stairs-in-face-of-fascist-takeover/

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Why do these vampires (Feinstein, Pelosi, McConnell) insist on staying in power for as long as humanly possible? What's the point if you can't spend all your corruption money on a nice retirement place and enjoy it for a while?

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Most of these people genuinely care far more about power than money. They're not well in the head.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1735868008VuwOx0je-jZWTQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17384327520FY_Q6Uww-miug.webp

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>knife competition to maintain power

>wtf I'm an octogenarian there's no decent successor

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"if I don't do it then nobody else will do it the right way"

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It's what happens when someone without autism develops a terminal janny mindset

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no idea...

make as much money as they can to leave for future relatives

power hungry narcissists

genuinely good-hearted morals wanting to better the country :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd: :marseyxd:

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transhumanism, they believe they will be able to transplant their brain into a clone or another younger body with enough money to live forever... :marseyschizowall: :marseyjones:

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Power is addictive

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the onion being bought by the CTR people is a fricking travesty

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It's a pretty weak one. I just wanted to say B-word McConnell.

My favorite one is when Bil Clinton did an emergency airdrop of vowels to Bosnia

https://www.ling.upenn.edu/~beatrice/humor/clinton-deploys-vowels.html

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The American nation being bought by Trump and his cronies is a fricking travesty

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Mitch is braindead and Onion writers are even worse.

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https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-vows-to-continue-falling-down-stairs-in-face-of-fascist-takeover/:

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