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UK orders Apple to give it access to users' encrypted accounts :marseyhappening: :marseybonggenocide:

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ijrwy4/uk_orders_apple_to_give_it_access_to_users/

								

								

>Third world country "demands" anything from a trillion dollar company

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The UK government's "technical capability notice" requires blanket access rather than merely assistance to access a specific account, the paper reported, citing unnamed sources.

It's over bongchuds :marseybritbongitsover: once they see my right wing memes I'm done. This is my last broadcast. :marseydisintegrate:

Except of course this isn't the first time Britain tried to enforce their Orwellian speech laws with Apple and then :chudsmug: Literally Nothing Happened :chudsmug:

That will not stop the users of /r/unitedkingdom from having a mental breakdown


It has begun. Welcome to a society without secure services.

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Uh oh, someone's been in a coma since 2016!

Utterly mad. Amazed Apple will not turn down this request or simply threaten not to sell them in the UK. They'd change their tune pretty quick then. :chudsmug:

Lmao, good luck Apple doing that. The UK is a pretty decent chunk of their European market and with a pretty good position I would say. :marseysmughips:

:really: that's only because we have to buy a new phone every month when they get snatched by a moped rowdie :marseyblack: :marseyrobber:

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Jfc, can we have just a few weeks at least without some authoritarian bullshit being thrust upon us.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738934152JQnI3jUSoYSoFw.webp reminder that bongs vigorously support mass surveillance and banning knives so they don't have to talk about the Rwandan Question

this is the thin end of the wedge and they will be coming for this on all platforms.

No because google has probably already enthusiastically served up all of its users' data :marseyxd:

To be fair, the Tories had extensive plans to break end to end encryption too.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738934153ZVOUBXNXLgbsXg.webp yes we may be jackboot authoritarians but have you considered The Tories The Tories The Tories the Tories The Tories

There is a huge difference here between 'back door with a warrant', and 'back door with no warrant'.

I believe 'back door with no warrant' is something Pakistanis were doing to british schoolchildren between the years of 2002 and 2018 :marsey57:

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The UK already has a law that makes it illegal not to give access, when requested, to encrypted devices. With harsh penalties.

absolute meme country lmao

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What happens if you forget your password?

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Isnt that a mace?

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You go to jail

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I lost my password in a boating accident officer

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Yikes sweaty

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>market cap vs yearly GDP

TSMC has a higher market cap than Taiwan's GDP, does that mean they have more money than everything in Taiwan, including themselves?

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Yes

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Any type of comparison is apples vs oranges, but:

  • UK public revenue: $1T

  • Apple revenue: $400B

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Debts:

  • UK: £2.8 trillion

  • Apple: $106.6 billion

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Yes and that is how MNCs own nation states.

(bait? Truth? Lies? You decide. )

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bait? Truth? Lies? You decide.

I choose

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Heck yeah. Do you think if the Taiwanese government wants TSMC to deal with a particular vendor in the supply chain that enriches the government the company wouldn't threaten to relocate and twist the arms of the government till it backed down?

Oh you meant in a financial sense. That too yes. TSMC's IP is worth more than everything Taiwan owns. Without it, why would anyone care what happens to a piece of rock in the south China sea?

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TSMC's IP is worth more than everything Taiwan owns

TSMC's IP is included in everything Taiwan owns

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TSMC is majority owned by foreign investors. TSMC's scientists come from different countries. Why would their IP be nationalized? Its revenue and earnings are incorporated in Taiwan's GDP, but why would the IP itself be nationalized?

Coca Cola's IP is not a product of the US. If it sells the IP to a Chinese company, the revenue is calculated in the US GDP as an export, but that's the extent of it.

TSMC isn't NASA.

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Exactly, market cap and GDP aren't comparable figures

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God I hate Europe. They straight up dont contribute anything that I can think of. They just take the cool shit that we make and neuter and castrate it. I fricking hate you, Europe.


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UK isn't in Europe

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not according to Eurovision

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some of the best users on rdrama are european

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Even Sodom had Lot's family.

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Name ten


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Rdrama doesn't even have 10 best users if you include the rest of the world

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They make cute brunettes occasionally.

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>I believe 'back door with no warrant' is something Pakistanis were doing to british schoolchildren between the years of 2002 and 2018 :marsey57:

:marseyxdorbit:

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Im commenting here to say that when looking at the thumbnail image for this post, i thought the phone pictured in it looked like a weird photoshop of george floyd's head.

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hmm

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Well of course not, fascism is when Elon Musk makes reddit ban fedposts (in bad faith!).

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That's only when Elon Musk tweets something or forms a consultancy firm :marseyindignant: Giovanni Gentile said so himself

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:marseysing: Britons always, always, always, will be slaves :marseysing!:

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Elon is out of control

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>once they see my right wing memes I'm done. This is my last broadcast.

Last year when you stopped posting for a while, I assumed you were in gaol for memeing too hard ngl

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They will get me eventually. I've made my peace with it. :marseycool2:

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Reform +5

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>Third world country "demands" anything from a trillion dollar company

Curious, dramatards keep saying this, yet every time the company seems to comply. Really makes you think :donkeythonk:

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They often cuck to the EU on the whole when it agrees on something yeah but not the individual nation-states of Europe alone and certainly not the UK under Starmer. There'd be next to no reason and you'd damage your standing in other, far more valuable, markets.

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It's different now that trump is elected. I imagine especially Elon has a big personal disdain for them and knows that they'll only use this to prosecute wrongthinkers.

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I think you misread what I said? What's different now?

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name one.

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I won't because I have no idea what your post is about

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fair enough

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@TimCook it's time to buy the continent


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Why would you deadname Tim Apple like that :sad2:

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Wait is E2E encryption just not legal in the UK? Or is this just an Apple-specific thing

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E2E is one of those things that is 'effectively' outlawed, yes. You can have E2E in your app, but you may be compelled to backdoor it for law enforcement as-and-when they request it.

I vaguely remember Telegram complying with one of these kinds of requests from France which caused a chud implosion

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Bongs r subhuman

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It has begun. Welcome to a society without secure services.:

Utterly mad. Amazed Apple will not turn down this request or simply threaten not to sell them in the UK. They'd change their tune pretty quick then.:

Lmao, good luck Apple doing that. The UK is a pretty decent chunk of their European market and with a pretty good position I would say.:

Jfc, can we have just a few weeks at least without some authoritarian bullshit being thrust upon us.:

this is the thin end of the wedge and they will be coming for this on all platforms.:

To be fair, the Tories had extensive plans to break end to end encryption too.:

There is a huge difference here between 'back door with a warrant', and 'back door with no warrant'.:

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