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UK orders Apple to give it access to users' encrypted accounts :marseyhappening: :marseybonggenocide:

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ijrwy4/uk_orders_apple_to_give_it_access_to_users/

								

								

>Third world country "demands" anything from a trillion dollar company

:marseyrofl#: :marseybongc!#op:

The UK government's "technical capability notice" requires blanket access rather than merely assistance to access a specific account, the paper reported, citing unnamed sources.

It's over bongchuds :marseybritbongitsover: once they see my right wing memes I'm done. This is my last broadcast. :marseydisintegrate:

Except of course this isn't the first time Britain tried to enforce their Orwellian speech laws with Apple and then :chudsmug: Literally Nothing Happened :chudsmug:

That will not stop the users of /r/unitedkingdom from having a mental breakdown


It has begun. Welcome to a society without secure services.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738934152ZLu67zXz1ew-BQ.webp

Uh oh, someone's been in a coma since 2016!

Utterly mad. Amazed Apple will not turn down this request or simply threaten not to sell them in the UK. They'd change their tune pretty quick then. :chudsmug:

Lmao, good luck Apple doing that. The UK is a pretty decent chunk of their European market and with a pretty good position I would say. :marseysmughips:

:really: that's only because we have to buy a new phone every month when they get snatched by a moped rowdie :marseyblack: :marseyrobber:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/173893415265c9eh75M2iilQ.webp

Jfc, can we have just a few weeks at least without some authoritarian bullshit being thrust upon us.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738934152JQnI3jUSoYSoFw.webp reminder that bongs vigorously support mass surveillance and banning knives so they don't have to talk about the Rwandan Question

this is the thin end of the wedge and they will be coming for this on all platforms.

No because google has probably already enthusiastically served up all of its users' data :marseyxd:

To be fair, the Tories had extensive plans to break end to end encryption too.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738934153ZVOUBXNXLgbsXg.webp yes we may be jackboot authoritarians but have you considered The Tories The Tories The Tories the Tories The Tories

There is a huge difference here between 'back door with a warrant', and 'back door with no warrant'.

I believe 'back door with no warrant' is something Pakistanis were doing to british schoolchildren between the years of 2002 and 2018 :marsey57:

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>Third world country "demands" anything from a trillion dollar company

Curious, dramatards keep saying this, yet every time the company seems to comply. Really makes you think :donkeythonk:

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They often cuck to the EU on the whole when it agrees on something yeah but not the individual nation-states of Europe alone and certainly not the UK under Starmer. There'd be next to no reason and you'd damage your standing in other, far more valuable, markets.

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It's different now that trump is elected. I imagine especially Elon has a big personal disdain for them and knows that they'll only use this to prosecute wrongthinkers.

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I think you misread what I said? What's different now?

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In the past, EU (as a whole) could afford to be more bold in their demands. Now there is a real chance that the US government will vehemently side with their own corporations and retaliate diplomatically.

Zuckerberg pretty much openly addressed this in his video where he bent the knee to trump when he talked about firing the fact checkers.

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I mean sure but what does that have to do with me talking about the UK?

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>They often cuck to the EU on the whole when it agrees on something

This is probably less true by now.

Thus, UK asking something without EU-consensus is even more of a meme

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name one.

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I won't because I have no idea what your post is about

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fair enough

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