@NotoriousNIG's comment on 'UK orders Apple to give it access to users' encrypted accounts :marseyhappening: :marseybonggenocide:'

https://old.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1ijrwy4/uk_orders_apple_to_give_it_access_to_users/

>Third world country "demands" anything from a trillion dollar company

:marseyrofl#: :marseybongc!#op:

The UK government's "technical capability notice" requires blanket access rather than merely assistance to access a specific account, the paper reported, citing unnamed sources.

It's over bongchuds :marseybritbongitsover: once they see my right wing memes I'm done. This is my last broadcast. :marseydisintegrate:

Except of course this isn't the first time Britain tried to enforce their Orwellian speech laws with Apple and then :chudsmug: Literally Nothing Happened

That will not stop the users of /r/unitedkingdom from having a mental breakdown

It has begun. Welcome to a society without secure services.

Uh oh, someone's been in a coma since 2016!

Utterly mad. Amazed Apple will not turn down this request or simply threaten not to sell them in the UK. They'd change their tune pretty quick then.

Lmao, good luck Apple doing that. The UK is a pretty decent chunk of their European market and with a pretty good position I would say.

:really: that's only because we have to buy a new phone every month when they get snatched by a moped rowdie :marseyblack: :marseyrobber:

Jfc, can we have just a few weeks at least without some authoritarian bullshit being thrust upon us.

reminder that bongs vigorously support mass surveillance and banning knives so they don't have to talk about the Rwandan Question

this is the thin end of the wedge and they will be coming for this on all platforms.

No because google has probably already enthusiastically served up all of its users' data :marseyxd:

To be fair, the Tories had extensive plans to break end to end encryption too.

yes we may be jackboot authoritarians but have you considered The Tories The Tories The Tories the Tories The Tories

There is a huge difference here between 'back door with a warrant', and 'back door with no warrant'.

I believe 'back door with no warrant' is something Pakistanis were doing to british schoolchildren between the years of 2002 and 2018 :marsey57:

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Awoo cum/came based 7hr ago #7758214

God I hate Europe. They straight up dont contribute anything that I can think of. They just take the cool shit that we make and neuter and castrate it. I fricking hate you, Europe.