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Finally decided to check out one of the recent MCU movies... ahaha what is this shit?

I always assumed that these movies were trash, based on watching short excerpts online but today I was like, ok I feel like giving one a chance. I saw Iron Man ages ago and I thought it was ok but completely forgettable, hadn't seen any other MCU movie.Went online and searched for what people thought were the best Marvel movies. Saw some people saying Infinity War. Ok, I put on Infinity War. Ahahaha what is this shit? I'd say this is for children, but there were children's cartoons being made 30 years ago with 1/100th of the budget that are better.

Terrible acting (good actors but obviously they're not allowed to actually use their talents). Terrible visual effects that look like a low-budget videogame cutscene. Constant melodramatic music. Why does anyone like this shit? I'm not even against capeshit in general, there's some capeshit I enjoy. But this is just moronic tier slop.

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i did this with guardians of the galaxy years ago and i couldn't believe how bad it was. the dialogue is literally just a series of quips and everything is hideously ugly. like you said, i felt like i was watching a modern version of some shitty 90s show for kids, except somehow this is a huge cultural phenomenon that people actually take seriously

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And Guardians is fricking probably the fricking best movie in the fricking franchise since Iron Man. At the fricking very least it's got the fricking least amount of Whedon stank on it.

I don't think anybody besides diehard redditors has given a fricking shit about marvel in well over five years. Or maybe that's just when I became enough an antisocial recluse people stopped inviting me to go out to the fricking movies :marseythonk:

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yeah i guess i should say was a huge cultural phenomenon. still bewildering to me that it was so huge though. i could give it a pass on being r-slurred if it weren't also ugly as shit

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