I always assumed that these movies were trash, based on watching short excerpts online but today I was like, ok I feel like giving one a chance. I saw Iron Man ages ago and I thought it was ok but completely forgettable, hadn't seen any other MCU movie.Went online and searched for what people thought were the best Marvel movies. Saw some people saying Infinity War. Ok, I put on Infinity War. Ahahaha what is this shit? I'd say this is for children, but there were children's cartoons being made 30 years ago with 1/100th of the budget that are better.
Terrible acting (good actors but obviously they're not allowed to actually use their talents). Terrible visual effects that look like a low-budget videogame cutscene. Constant melodramatic music. Why does anyone like this shit? I'm not even against capeshit in general, there's some capeshit I enjoy. But this is just moronic tier slop.
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The only good marvel movie is Blade
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And even that's complete shit.
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Some motherlovers always trying to ice-skate uphill.
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You forgot to mention the worst part: the dialogue. Scenes are never allowed to breathe or sink in before another idiotic quip.
I really hate how Joss Whedon's writing style has taken over science fiction cinema. One day he must pay for his crimes.
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Unironically they'd just be passable big budget action movies if they stopped doing the fricking snarky quips for even just the fricking third act.
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i did this with guardians of the galaxy years ago and i couldn't believe how bad it was. the dialogue is literally just a series of quips and everything is hideously ugly. like you said, i felt like i was watching a modern version of some shitty 90s show for kids, except somehow this is a huge cultural phenomenon that people actually take seriously
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And Guardians is fricking probably the fricking best movie in the fricking franchise since Iron Man. At the fricking very least it's got the fricking least amount of Whedon stank on it.
I don't think anybody besides diehard redditors has given a fricking shit about marvel in well over five years. Or maybe that's just when I became enough an antisocial recluse people stopped inviting me to go out to the fricking movies
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yeah i guess i should say was a huge cultural phenomenon. still bewildering to me that it was so huge though. i could give it a pass on being r-slurred if it weren't also ugly as shit
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"Which one was Infinity War again?"
Every Marvel movie has this problem. End of the world, punch the bad guy, blah blah blah.
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People seem to forget that Jews were running the show when Hollywood made great films.
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It might be a mix of nostalgia and copium that lead you to think there were ever great films, but either way that doesn't let them off the hook for the slop they're churning out now. But don't take my word for it. I mostly watch parody movies.
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I was never a big fan of anything Marvel, including the stuff going back to the 00s. I think Iron Man 3 was the final Marvel film I saw that made me swear off the brand altogether.
EDIT: I forgot that Ive also seen Deadpool, but it didnt really wow me.
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