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Finally decided to check out one of the recent MCU movies... ahaha what is this shit?

I always assumed that these movies were trash, based on watching short excerpts online but today I was like, ok I feel like giving one a chance. I saw Iron Man ages ago and I thought it was ok but completely forgettable, hadn't seen any other MCU movie.Went online and searched for what people thought were the best Marvel movies. Saw some people saying Infinity War. Ok, I put on Infinity War. Ahahaha what is this shit? I'd say this is for children, but there were children's cartoons being made 30 years ago with 1/100th of the budget that are better.

Terrible acting (good actors but obviously they're not allowed to actually use their talents). Terrible visual effects that look like a low-budget videogame cutscene. Constant melodramatic music. Why does anyone like this shit? I'm not even against capeshit in general, there's some capeshit I enjoy. But this is just moronic tier slop.

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You forgot to mention the worst part: the dialogue. Scenes are never allowed to breathe or sink in before another idiotic quip.

I really hate how Joss Whedon's writing style has taken over science fiction cinema. One day he must pay for his crimes.

:#marseydeathsentence:

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Unironically they'd just be passable big budget action movies if they stopped doing the fricking snarky quips for even just the fricking third act.

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