Hey neighbor! Since I am one of the only normal people on this site I thought I would give you guys a quick reality check on current affairs.
1. Mexico is more important than Canada. At least Mexicans have Mexican food. All Canadians have is bad driving and false sense of superiority and endless amounts of Chinese bug people.
2. Canada is a not a serious country to us. Canada is and will always be a joke to America. You are irrelevant 20th century leftovers that only get to live in Canada because nobody else wants to. Its a frozen wasteland filled with mountainous terrain.
3. Canada is a complete shit hole. You might have teenagers fooled on Reddit, but the rest of us have made the unfortunate mistake of visiting your cursed land of mediocre socialism. Your food sucks, your music sucks, your drinks suck, your venues fricking suck, your roads suck, your drivers are the worst. Canada is purgatory realized. Even the fricking orange juice tastes like shit.
So please I know reddit has blown up that off-brand europoor ego of yours, but trust me, it's not reality.
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Viva MΓ©xico!
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Heard, fam. The worst thing Trump has spouted is the move to make Canada part of the USA. No thanks lol we're fine.
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It's funny because it's true
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We've partially solved the Mexican food problem by learning that "Mexican Rice" can also be called Spanish rice. Trump admin is diligently researching what to call green sauce (I vote to call it green sauce) and tortillas. Once we have those it's completely over for them
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come to ontario sometime. We ski down 300' hills because its all we have
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Yeh Canada isn't mountainous at all really
It's mostly the shield in the north
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Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass neighbor π€£
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Canada is better than the US because it at least tries to emulate Europe, albeit in a flawed way. The US is just bonglands worst and final Yakubian atrocity.
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Nah we 100% just copy everything Americans do but our politicians mostly listen to the democrats
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You think that's a good thing?!
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Their staple food is poutine. Can't make this shit up.
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Their strip clubs let you see gussy
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OP is entirely correct. Listen burgers, there's nothing here you'd be interested in. We eat snow for months at a time because there's no other food. You'll be much happier staying in the lower 48
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Someone update this neighbor, it's
now
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I'd still choose Canada over every other country besides America (who didn't let me fully immigrate in my 20s
). I've been to UK 
and Australians are just UKs version of Canada. Literally no other options besides maybe being rich white guy in 
But mostly I really like camping/outdoors shit
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Mongolia:
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We gave you John Candy. Everybody loves John Candy.
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4. Most of Canadian culture is actually just Quebec culture.
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