Hey neighbor! Since I am one of the only normal people on this site I thought I would give you guys a quick reality check on current affairs.
1. Mexico is more important than Canada. At least Mexicans have Mexican food. All Canadians have is bad driving and false sense of superiority and endless amounts of Chinese bug people.
2. Canada is a not a serious country to us. Canada is and will always be a joke to America. You are irrelevant 20th century leftovers that only get to live in Canada because nobody else wants to. Its a frozen wasteland filled with mountainous terrain.
3. Canada is a complete shit hole. You might have teenagers fooled on Reddit, but the rest of us have made the unfortunate mistake of visiting your cursed land of mediocre socialism. Your food sucks, your music sucks, your drinks suck, your venues fricking suck, your roads suck, your drivers are the worst. Canada is purgatory realized. Even the fricking orange juice tastes like shit.
So please I know reddit has blown up that off-brand europoor ego of yours, but trust me, it's not reality.
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Heard, fam. The worst thing Trump has spouted is the move to make Canada part of the USA. No thanks lol we're fine.
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