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REAL superbowl betting thread for REAL patriots

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What color will the gatorade shower be?

Green/Yellow :marseyretro: - 9 bets

Purple :marseyslimepurple: - 5 bets

Orange :marseyorange1: - 3 bets

Red/Pink :feministnice: - 6 bets

Blue :mtgu: - 16 bets

Clear/Water :waterjet: - 2 bets

No Gatorade Shower :carpneverhappenssweater: - 4 bets

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !goyslopenjoyers

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Will there be a streaker at Superbowl LIX?

YES! There will be a streaker on the field! - 3 bets

No. A fan will jump onto the field but he'll be fully clothed. :marseydepressed: - 11 bets

Nothing ever happens. - 21 bets

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How many hot dogs will I personally consume during the game?

None. - 1 bets

Just one. - 1 bets

Two - 4 bets

Three - 4 bets

Four or More - 3 bets

(For ethical reasons, I won't place a bet on this one.)

!bets !meatshit

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Nip Slip Situation?

Taylor Swift will slip a nip - 4 bets

There will be some other celebrity slippage (EG Kendrick Lamar hangs dong) - 8 bets

There will be a non-celebrity indecent exposure event (eg the above-mentioned streaker) - 6 bets

Nothing ever happens - 17 bets

!bets @butthole

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Will the Rizzler appear in a Super Bowl LIX Commercial and/or as part of the broadcast?

YES - 12 bets

nothing ever happens - 3 bets

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https://media.tenor.com/lZmRtXcNlScAAAAx/rizzler-boom-rizzler-dance.webp

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Will Trump mention Taylor Swift at any point during the day?

Yes. In fact, they will meet in person and talk/smooch/shake hands/trade state secrets - 6 bets

Yeah, he'll truth about her or something probably. - 9 bets

No. - 4 bets

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PS: Go here to vote on how many Eagles fans will die.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/173898682918-hsg6kUNLwsw.webp

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he's just like me frfr

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!goomblers, how many hotdogs will @TournamentFishingkeyKong claim to have eaten even though we all know the real number is at least six? :marseypinocchio2:

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I like the lemon lime Gatorade when I have the trots

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nobody wants to hear about your poop Joyce :marseyimpossibru:

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Ya, I want pictures

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Fine, I'll go back to feet posting 🦢

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:#marseyemojilaugh:

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Can someone sponsor my goombling habit? :marseypoor:

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Tay slips a nip on purpose

:#taylaugh:

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Kendrick Lamar hangs dong

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the super bowl is gonnabe fricking lame along with the commercials :marseyindignantturn:

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