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REAL superbowl betting thread for REAL patriots (LAST CHANCE TO GOOMBLE)

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What color will the gatorade shower be?

Green/Yellow :marseyretro: - 3,600 total betted - WINNER!

Purple :marseyslimepurple: - 1,000 total betted

Orange :marseyorange1: - 1,200 total betted

Red/Pink :feministnice: - 1,800 total betted

Blue :mtgu: - 5,000 total betted

Clear/Water :waterjet: - 1,800 total betted

No Gatorade Shower :carpneverhappenssweater: - 1,000 total betted

!bets !goomble !goomblers !goombling !goyslopenjoyers

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!commenters It was yellow :marseyraging:

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Will there be a streaker at Superbowl LIX?

YES! There will be a streaker on the field! - 1,400 total betted

No. A fan will jump onto the field but he'll be fully clothed. :marseydepressed: - 2,200 total betted - WINNER!

Nothing ever happens. - 9,200 total betted

!bets closed

Result: Fully clothed FREE PALESTINE streaker

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How many hot dogs will I personally consume during the game?

None. - 400 total betted - WINNER!

Just one. - 1,000 total betted

Two - 1,600 total betted

Three - 1,800 total betted

Four or More - 1,000 total betted

(For ethical reasons, I won't place a bet on this one.)

!bets !meatshit closed

Result: I ate the hot dogs before the game started.

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Nip Slip Situation?

Taylor Swift will slip a nip - 800 total betted

There will be some other celebrity slippage (EG Kendrick Lamar hangs dong) - 1,600 total betted

There will be a non-celebrity indecent exposure event (eg the above-mentioned streaker) - 1,600 total betted

Nothing ever happens - 8,200 total betted - WINNER!

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Will the Rizzler appear in a Super Bowl LIX Commercial and/or as part of the broadcast?

YES - 4,200 total betted

nothing ever happens - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!

!bets closed

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I don't know what a rizzler is but thanks for the 600+ dramacoin payout :marseycapitalistmanlet:

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AEW superstar gonna show up at the super bowl!

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Will Trump mention Taylor Swift at any point during the day?

Yes. In fact, they will meet in person and talk/smooch/shake hands/trade state secrets - 1,200 total betted

Yeah, he'll truth about her or something probably. - 2,800 total betted - WINNER!

No. - 2,400 total betted

!bets closed

Result: he truthed all over her.

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PS: Go here to vote on how many Eagles fans will die.

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he's just like me frfr

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That tank is tiny

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!goomblers, how many hotdogs will @TournamentFishingkeyKong claim to have eaten even though we all know the real number is at least six? :marseypinocchio2:

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proud of u, babe :marseythumbsup2:

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I like the lemon lime Gatorade when I have the trots

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nobody wants to hear about your poop Joyce :marseyimpossibru:

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Fine, I'll go back to feet posting 🦢

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holy frick that looks necrotic. and what are those, mustard gas blisters?? :marseypuke:

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zoz

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:#marseyemojilaugh:

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!frozentoesen Joyce posted feet! :marseysoypoint:

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Challenging wank !coomers

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Ya, I want pictures

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Tay slips a nip on purpose

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Kendrick Lamar hangs dong

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the super bowl is gonnabe fricking lame along with the commercials :marseyindignantturn:

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Can someone sponsor my goombling habit? :marseypoor:

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Real ones know

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Blue and clear are the best

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my money's on clear :marseyladybugnod:

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If I was coach I'd make it abundantly clear that anyone who dumps anything other than water on me is shit canned before they leave the field.

Vile sugar drinks belong in the gutter, not on a prestigious man.

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orange or purple g2

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White is the best flavor of Gatorade and best skin color so where's the option??? Blue lives matter

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