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Do you have a piss bucket?

If you don't, why? Men from all walks of life have a piss collector for man reasons. I have a few gallons of beer piss cuz no bathroom in the shop. I plan on finding a homeless person and showering them with it.

Whats your problem?

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what the heck is this question this can't be real there can't actually be people this lazy

it's so easy to get a bucket everyone has one

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You'd be surprised dude

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mines not really a bucket, butt a series of various jugs and bottles which i leave placed in strategically convenient places. I prefer jugs bc I can cap them and dont run the risk of losing some through spillage or evaporation until its time to party.

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No, I haven't played battlefield since college

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It's called a sink

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/r/sinkpissers is one of the few remaining good subreddits.

Shortcels BTFO

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Congrats on the plumbing

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No, I'm single.

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bro

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:dinoxd:

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Prefer milk jugs to buckets

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+1 poison damage

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No, because I only pretend to be a dysfunctional neurodivergent on this site and am actually a normal human being in the real world

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Yeah right

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Skill issue :marseycool:

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found the bot

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I can afford a piss window

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Do explain

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Make sure it's not on the prevailing wind side of the house

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Do you know how a polack takes a shower?

Pissing into a fan.

Do you know how a polack gets bad breath?

Singing in the shower.

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I got one installed in my gaming chair. Coupled with the mini fridge, I've been able to grind out 78 hours in kingdom come 2.


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What we really want to know is how long can you goon out for.

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Depends how full the bucket is.


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Does it have a bidet, or do you hire someone to come over and do the cleaning?

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I do the cleaning. Part of the gooning ritual.


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Praise be. :marseypraying:

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Wha are you an animal? Use bottles like normal people or something that closes.

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lmao, only bottles? I use a jug like a man with a standard/large size bladder and Im not poor/own a fan

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I plan on finding a homeless person and showering them with it.

wasteful :marseydisagree:

You can ferment that stuff to get FREE nitrogen. :marseythumbsup2:

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I've thought about making a bed urinal, like a funnel attached to a hose. The only thing that's held me back is having to clean it.

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Is that why all the hobos smell like piss? :peperealization:

You fiend!

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No, but I have a puke bucket just in case it's too urgent to make it to the potty.

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I used to do this but I found a dry bucket wasn't any easier to clean than what I would have puked on anyway and the only time I can't make it to the potty on time is when I'm not expecting to be sick and thus have a dry bucket so instead I just sprint for the potty as soon as I feel a bit queasy at night.

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When I go winter camping I take a bottle of Gatorade with a wide mouth. I drink the liquid, then use the bottle to pee into at night, so I don't have to leave my tent. (It's not shaped like my water bottle, so I won't confuse them in the dark...)

That's not what you meant though, is it?

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That's exactly what I mean and the inclusion of wide mouth validates your BCS (big peepee status)

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I have a self cleaning c*m dumpster but no piss bucket

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No it's a piss bottle and it's right next to the shit bucket and cumsock

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I have piss jugs for when I'm driving out of state

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That's not a nice way to refer to your wife's mouth

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:#donkeykonggayover:

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