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Joe_ManKONG Re/Tired :goldenbanana: Former DONKEY KONG COUNTRY Government Account β˜‘οΈ  6hr ago (reddit.com) Edited 6hr ago 353 thread views #341038 earned 256 coins from votes

:marseycoin: Redditor Spotlight: /u/SashaButNotGray1 :marseyzoomer: :marseyretard3: :angryvatnik: :bitcoin:

https://old.reddit.com/user/SashaButNotGray1/

Greetings dramanauts. Today were gonna look /u/SashaButNotGray1. I found this specimen :marseydetective: when scrolling through /r/probation :brooksannoyed:. Our friend is originally from Texas :texasmutt: where he got in a little kerfuffle :marseypunching:. He accepted the plea for two years probation on a second degree felony :marseytrumpmugshot: charge to misdemeanor assault. He went to the best place for advice, Reddit dot com :soysnoo:, for his new life on probation. This was three months ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1g63idg/accepted_plea/

Fast forward to today. Homie fled the county :brainletbush:. He went to Europe :europeanunionnice:. But not to Germany :marseyhitler:, Finland :marseyfugg:, or even Italy :luigidizzy:. He went to fricking Russia! :marseysaluteussr: Now he wants to get back to the good ol US of A :muttscooter: because he learned what everyone in Russia already knows, Russia sucks :vatnik:. Now he runs back to the best place for advice, Reddit :soysnoo: dot com. Jannies do their thing! :marseyjanny2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1ikgyhc/i_left_country/

Like every other r-slurred zoomoid, he's been rug pulled on a meme coin. :marseywallst:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbeqc8/cannot_get_my_jup/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbet3e/coin_base_scam/

He's even got the zoomer haircut. :marseyzoomerimplosion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rhinoplastyquestions/comments/1citfhw/6_months_post_op/

Anyways, /u/SashaButNotGray1, best of luck to you. You stupid, stupid man.

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:marseyshrug: smarter than any dramatard

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Tbf, fleeing to Russia after getting 2 years of probation for misdemeanor assault and rug pulled on a shit coin is the most dramapilled option.

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