:marseycoin: Redditor Spotlight: /u/SashaButNotGray1 :marseyzoomer: :marseyr-slur3: :angryvatnik: :bitcoin:

Redditor Spotlight: /u/SashaButNotGray1 :marseyzoomer:

https://old.reddit.com/user/SashaButNotGray1/

Greetings dramanauts. Today were gonna look /u/SashaButNotGray1. I found this specimen :marseydetective: when scrolling through /r/probation :brooksannoyed: . Our friend is originally from Texas :texasmutt: where he got in a little kerfuffle :marseypunching: . He accepted the plea for two years probation on a second degree felony :marseytrumpmugshot: charge to misdemeanor assault. He went to the best place for advice, Reddit dot com :soysnoo: , for his new life on probation. This was three months ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1g63idg/accepted_plea/

Fast forward to today. Homie fled the county :brainletbush: . He went to Europe :europeanunionnice: . But not to Germany :marseyhitler: , Finland :marseyfugg: , or even Italy :luigidizzy: . He went to fricking Russia! :marseysaluteussr: Now he wants to get back to the good ol US of A :muttscooter: because he learned what everyone in Russia already knows, Russia sucks :vatnik: . Now he runs back to the best place for advice, Reddit :soysnoo: dot com. Jannies do their thing! :marseyjanny2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1ikgyhc/i_left_country/

Like every other r-slurred zoomoid, he's been rug pulled on a meme coin. :marseywallst:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbeqc8/cannot_get_my_jup/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbet3e/coin_base_scam/

He's even got the zoomer haircut. :marseyzoomerimplosion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rhinoplastyquestions/comments/1citfhw/6_months_post_op/

Anyways, /u/SashaButNotGray1, best of luck to you. You stupid, stupid man.

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ChungusEnjoyer chun/gus :marseyclueless:

3hr ago #7765537

Homie fled the county

:marseyshook: wow he must have been out for something really crazy and bad!

misdemeanor assault

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wampus they/them :marseyindignant:

ChungusEnjoyer 1hr ago #7765959

:#marseyfacepalm:

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Sphereserf3232 they/them If this user asks you a question you get three days of good luck :marseyjam:

3m ago #7766396

@Redactor0 /u/redactor0

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JanoyCresva whoooo/cares 3hr ago #7765586

He went to fricking Russia! Now he wants to get back to the good ol US of A because he learned what everyone in Russia already knows, Russia sucks .

Just walk into an American embassy, tell them you're a fugitive, and would like to be extradited?

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Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage JanoyCresva 1hr ago #7765912

No way are they paying for a flight home over such a minor crime.

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Pepperglue me/mam :bounce:

Party like it's 1999 :bounce:

2hr ago #7765822

Out of all places, he chose Russia.

This guy is a special kind of dumb.

Redactor0 naori/oppa Darklands shill, do not engage 1hr ago #7765920

almost no one will extradite over a misdemeanor, i literally flew into new york with a felony from texas and they just held me in customs for an hour until texas said they didn't want me

The way the criminal justice system works isn't all about private prisons or racism or whatever redditors are whining about today. It's a huge bureaucracy where there's a lot of paperwork to do. So put yourself in the shoes of the probation officer or whoever. Think "what do I want the criminal to do to cause the least amount of paperwork for me?"