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Joe_ManKONG Re/Tired :goldenbanana: Former DONKEY KONG COUNTRY Government Account β˜‘οΈ  6hr ago (reddit.com) Edited 6hr ago 353 thread views #341038 earned 256 coins from votes

:marseycoin: Redditor Spotlight: /u/SashaButNotGray1 :marseyzoomer: :marseyretard3: :angryvatnik: :bitcoin:

https://old.reddit.com/user/SashaButNotGray1/

Greetings dramanauts. Today were gonna look /u/SashaButNotGray1. I found this specimen :marseydetective: when scrolling through /r/probation :brooksannoyed:. Our friend is originally from Texas :texasmutt: where he got in a little kerfuffle :marseypunching:. He accepted the plea for two years probation on a second degree felony :marseytrumpmugshot: charge to misdemeanor assault. He went to the best place for advice, Reddit dot com :soysnoo:, for his new life on probation. This was three months ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1g63idg/accepted_plea/

Fast forward to today. Homie fled the county :brainletbush:. He went to Europe :europeanunionnice:. But not to Germany :marseyhitler:, Finland :marseyfugg:, or even Italy :luigidizzy:. He went to fricking Russia! :marseysaluteussr: Now he wants to get back to the good ol US of A :muttscooter: because he learned what everyone in Russia already knows, Russia sucks :vatnik:. Now he runs back to the best place for advice, Reddit :soysnoo: dot com. Jannies do their thing! :marseyjanny2:

https://old.reddit.com/r/probation/comments/1ikgyhc/i_left_country/

Like every other r-slurred zoomoid, he's been rug pulled on a meme coin. :marseywallst:

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbeqc8/cannot_get_my_jup/

https://old.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/1fbet3e/coin_base_scam/

He's even got the zoomer haircut. :marseyzoomerimplosion:

https://old.reddit.com/r/rhinoplastyquestions/comments/1citfhw/6_months_post_op/

Anyways, /u/SashaButNotGray1, best of luck to you. You stupid, stupid man.

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almost no one will extradite over a misdemeanor, i literally flew into new york with a felony from texas and they just held me in customs for an hour until texas said they didn't want me

The way the criminal justice system works isn't all about private prisons or racism or whatever redditors are whining about today. It's a huge bureaucracy where there's a lot of paperwork to do. So put yourself in the shoes of the probation officer or whoever. Think "what do I want the criminal to do to cause the least amount of paperwork for me?"

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